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The best of the Chris Huhne MP (pro tem) jokes from twitter

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As Chris Huhne MP (pro tem) prepares to leave the house of commons to spend some time an another institution full of liars and thieves ( so no change there), twitter erupts into a volley of abuse. Here’s the best

@gabrielquotes
#Huhne has been driven out of office by this scandal. Or did he drive himself?

@jetboyfantastic
Vicky Pryce was furious about Trimingham now she’s pleased #Huhne is doing some bird.

@GarionTweets
Today is a good day to bury bad #Huhne’s..

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Clegg ‘I am shocked and saddned that Chris #Huhne has admitted criminaly perverting the course of justice – he should have kept lying’

@CaptainRanty
“Miss Pryce is using an archaic defence called ‘marital coercion’ ‘ So can I use the same thing to get out of shopping?

@richardwjones
Nick Clegg says he’s “shocked and saddened” at #Huhne’s admission of guilt. Shocked? Really??? Pull the other one.

[email protected]
feels like Lance Armstrong all over. Years and years of vociferous denials followed by pathetic admission #Huhne

@twitmericks
There was an MP named Chris #Huhne/Who suddenly altered his tune/So stop being beastly/The member for Eastleigh/Is exiting parliament soon.

@simonpaulwebber
So chris #huhne appears to have united everyone across the political spectrum. They’re all laughing at him #pisstakeofnationalunity

@stuartirodgers
#Huhne admits guilt and resigns as MP. #Berlusconi found guilty and runs for PM. #InterestingDifferencesInAttitudesToCorruption

@Dr_Dmo
Lib dems narrowly avoided having utter lying twat as leader..oh, what a minute.. #huhne

@Queen_UK
Might have Chris Huhne to stay. Perhaps at HMP Parkhurst. #Huhne

@Old_Holborn
I am utterly shocked that the Govt Minister responsible for Windfarms has been found guilty of lying. #Huhne

[email protected] No sooner does Richard III emerge into the 21st century than he discovers the brutal realities of the 24-hour news cycle #Huhne

@LJCruickshanks
Urging fellow #Eastleigh residents to put eggs by radiator now in preparation for by-election. Nigel vs Boris? Im already entertained #Huhne

@johnfromsoho
Perverting the course of Justice sounds less sexy when you find out Justice isn’t a person & when you see a picture of Chris #huhne

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