Okay, things have improved for the Australians at the Olympics. I see they are now up to ninth in the medals table just behind Hungary and a couple of golds behind the county of Yorkshire. But as I pray for sporting success for Italy, Kazakhstan, Japan and Holland this is still not a great result for the world’s most sporting nation. And with that in mind, plus the news about which reformed talentless 5 piece girl band will be fronting up the closing ceremony. This week’s caption contest features the picture above.
As ever the prize is a Piss off Argentina mug which can also be bought from our online store here.
My entry this week is: “I cannot stand the shame…My dad has always told me that he was a male stripper who did tricks for clients in order to pay the bills, but now I have found that he was hiding the truth to protect me and he is in fact a member of the Australian Olympics squad.”
Last week I asked for captions for this picture:
The standard was as poor as a US family not getting $77,000 tax breaks. And regrettably we are back to the days when the independent judge awards the winning prize to, er… me for this:
My caption entry is:
Nag: “Mitt have you put on weight or have you got one of your Swiss bank accounts with you?”
Mitt: “Shut up or I shall outsource your job to a Mexican pony and send you to a Bain glue factory for asset stripping.”
Please try to better my entry for this week. Post your entries below or tweet them to me @tomwinnifrith – deadline is 4 PM Monday.
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