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A Living Will if Cherie Blair visits me in hospital

Tom Winnifrith
Thursday 28 February 2013

I have just seen pictures of the Wicked Witch canvassing with the Argie loving Labour candidate in Eastleigh. The dreadful duo went to a local hospital, presumably on the assumption that invalids were about the only folks who would not run away screaming. Surely it is a breach of their basic human rights to have Mrs Blair sitting by their bedside grinning and wittering on about wicked Tory cuts?

For the avoidance of doubt, if I am in hospital with a terminal condition and it is revealed that the Wicked Witch is planning a visit please treat this as my living will: please cease all treatment at once.

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Tom Winnifrith is the editor of TomWinnifrith.com. When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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