There is only one story I care about this week, the fall from grace of Nigella Lawson, the woman formerly known as the Domestic Goddess and now known as a major consumer of Colombian marching powder.
In light of that I bring you a Highella Christmas Special and ask you to supply suitable captions in the comments section below.
For what it is worth my entry is: Nigella says
“And then sprinkle liberally with an extra special topping which I bought from a nice man at the Co-Op”