Oakley, my morbidly obese three legged cat, is your typical Northerner (he was born on the Isle of Man). Though he has spent a good few years with me the work ethic has not rubbed off. He is thus fat, lazy and reliant on hard working southerners (me and, er...to a lesser extent, the Mrs) to fund his lifestyle of eating, drinking, watching TV and sleeping. He is a posterboy for the welfare safaris and here he is "in action" earlier.
