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2228 days ago

Double delight: Two videos of Australian cricket captains crying like babies

So Steve Smith got caught cheating. The man who was a bad and tastless winner ( like all Aussie cricketers) got caught and now pleads forgiveness for what he will soon be calling a moment of madness. He says it was "an error of judgement" Tough luck pal, Australia cheated in the Ashes and you knew about that too as you diod about cheating in prior tests in SA this year. Your regret is not for the cheating but for being caught and a life ban and end of the millionaire lifestyle is exactly what you deserve. 

2831 days ago

Your nominations needed NOW for the Australian team at the new Olympic Event of share ramping?

In an article earlier today I suggested that my good friend David Lenigas was a slam dunk to win the individual gold medal in the new Olympic Sport of share ramping. But I was concerned that the recent poor form of long term stalwarts  of the Roos, such as Pirate Pete Landau and Andy Carroll, means that the Auzzie team in the freestyle share ramping relay event was in deep trouble. Indeed...