FUM

234 days ago

Some real research on Futura Medical – a stonking short

No we have not tried its product Eroxon nor indeed felt the need to do so although Lucian Miers is a grandpa these days. Eroxon is a supposed treatment for Erectile Dysfunction and recently Futura Medical (FUM) followers have got terribly excited about gaining regulatory approval in Saudi Arabia.

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267 days ago

Futura Medical approval to launch ED gel in Saudi but who cares? Just look at the terrible reviews

Apparently Saudi is one of the world’s top ten markets for Erectile Disfunction products with 10.45% of married Saudi males unable to get it up. And so Futura Medical (FUM) is terribly excited today about getting regulatory approval for Eroxon its gel which, it claims, allows you to get a stiffy within ten minutes. But…

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1081 days ago

Futura Medical – Entertaining Incompetence, but does anyone care?

With a hat tip to MB, I note that at 4:30 PM and 4:31 PM Friday, Futura Medical (FUM) announced that there was a placing and retail offer at 40p per share. Unfortunately, somebody at Nomad Liberum had forgotten that the market doesn’t actually close until 4:35 PM after the closing auction (which has been the case since 1997).

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1593 days ago

This weekend’s Primary Bid Offer is Futura Medical and it is worth a small punt

You know that if you register with Primary Bid via us and take up one of its offers we earn a few bob. Okay. Most of its offers are utter dogs and so I kick myself in the gonads and suggest avoiding like the plague. This weekend’s offer is, on the other hand, worth a small punt so sign up HERE and take part.

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1605 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Bidstack shame for Justin the Clown as the coward stays silent & Ted Baker Told y'all

Will Bidstack (BIDS) be £1 at Christmas as Justin the Clown predicted or will it crash with a lack of sales & profits warning. We know it is the latter, Justin is not stupid, just tied in by a busted business model at Vox which I again challenge him to discuss with me in a podcast. So far it is silence from the cowardly clown. I look at Futura Medical (FUM), cue flopping willy jokes, Ted Baker (TED) where I told y’all what would happen and Mothercare (MTC), ditto

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2023 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast - pricing and dating bailout placings at Cabot Energy and Asiamet

In today's podcast recorded in my makeshift studio, which is a car half way up a Greek Mountain, I note a landmark for this site, 20 million page views, then cover Rockfire (ROCK), Asiamet (ARS), Cabot Energy (CAB), CyanConnode (CYAN) and a mega scandal, Anglo African Agriculture (AAAP), Concepta (CPT) & Futura Medical (FUM)

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