3122 days ago
I am on cold turkey already. This was the last episode of the worst ever TV reality series ever – Life on Marbs. Surely even ITV cannot bring this rubbish back. Anyhow what happened in Marbs in episode 12?
Quindell (QPP) fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles turned relationship counsellor again and managed to get Lola back with the moron she had cuckolded. Then JSK opened his new Gentleman’s Club, The Barber Shop with a party. Plenty of Lambos outside said Jon, its looking good. Then off to a bar with the slappers where one bird climbed on top of a topless JSK to lick tequila off his chest. It then got worse. Finally it was the Golden Tarts end of season party. The good news for Marbs?
Having launched his club, JSK is heading off to Dubai. Is that
3131 days ago
How I suffer. Just for you, dear reader, I have now watched the 11th episode of Life on Marbs, the new ITV reality TV show starring Quindell (QPP) fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles. And it was possibly the most toe curling episode yet. JSK’s bromance with a younger guy is going well and Jon is now going to the gym to keep in shape but worries he still looks old. So an ageing slapper with possibly the most leathery skin on this planet takes him to her Botox/plastic surgeon man.
JSK goes for Botox but then asks about penis enlargement. He is told that he can get an extra 2-3 inches and seems interested. The ageing slapper concludes that he must be a bit undersized but perhaps explains why his only conquest of this series saw the girl (slapper Jordan) burst out laughing as Jon started to “perform” (see HERE).
Jon then turns his hand
3137 days ago
Finally in episode 10 of the world’s worst ever reality TV show, Life on Marbs, Quindell (QPP) fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles gets his end way with slapper Jordan. But as he “performs” she starts laughing. However he consoles her with a “I’ve been JSK’d” T-shirt. What a Gent. Meanwhile the world’s dimmest couple, Alex and Charles, finally split up. In Darwinian terms they were so well matched.
3146 days ago
How I suffer for you dear reader? I have just watched episode nine of the worst ever reality TV show, Life on Marbs starring Jon Stretton Knowles, the owner of the Quindell Country Club and a key player in the Quenron (QPP) fraud. To be fair to episode nine it was no worse than the previous eight.
I am sure you will enjoy the fashion show but for JSK the highlight was getting to see his naked man. Life is about tough choices and as he sips a strawberry daiquiri (“because it’s good for you” – JSK) Tango has to choose which of the two slappers he is eyeing up he is going to pursue. The whole thing is just too dreadful for words.
