Continuing my Christmas Carols for the modern world series – as I look forward with mounting excitement to a traditional Midnight Mass – I bring you Hark the Herald Angels Sing ( Evil Empire version)
By the way, if anyone regards this as blasphemous, I apologise. I guess at least with the CofE at least there will be no calls for my beheading as a result.
Hark the EU Leaders Sing
Glory comes from Nobel win
Sleaze on earth the CAPs gone wild
More accounts not reconciled
Propaganda rise and rise
Telling ever greater lies
Poverty we eradicate
Jobs a plenty we create
Hark the EU leaders sing
Glory comes from Nobel win