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Life on Marbs 11 Starring Quindell fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles - penis is too small

Tom Winnifrith Friday 2 October 2015

 

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How I suffer. Just for you, dear reader, I have now watched the 11th episode of Life on Marbs, the new ITV reality TV show starring Quindell (QPP) fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles. And it was possibly the most toe curling episode yet. JSK’s bromance with a younger guy is going well and Jon is now going to the gym to keep in shape but worries he still looks old. So an ageing slapper with possibly the most leathery skin on this planet takes him to her Botox/plastic surgeon man.

JSK goes for Botox but then asks about penis enlargement. He is told that he can get an extra 2-3 inches and seems interested. The ageing slapper concludes that he must be a bit undersized but perhaps explains why his only conquest of this series saw the girl (slapper Jordan) burst out laughing as Jon started to “perform” (see HERE). 

Jon then turns his hand

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