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Breaking: Wormwood Scrubs to hold fund-raiser for David Lenigas

Tom Winnifrith
Sunday 8 November 2015

One good turn deserves another and following Big Dave’s black tie event on Friday (see here) we hear that down at the scrubs they are planning a charity event on B Wing for David “I drown my enemies in confetti” Lenigas. Noting that Lenigas Cuba might soon have to return most of its cash to mug punters and that LGO looks set to go tits up, a committee has been established to bail out Big Dave.  Details are sketchy but inmates are awaiting the imminent arrival of Mr Rob Terry of the notorious Fareham Five gang”

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