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A 100% sure fire way to make money on the stockmarket

Tom Winnifrith
Tuesday 9 February 2016

I have an idea which cannot lose. This is a stockmarket scheme which has to be a winner. First we set up a new company...

The Company is called Rare Avanti Minerals PLC (RAMP) and its chairman will be David Lenigas - also responsible for twitter promotion - whilst its CEO will be the bombast David Williams Of Avanti Communications (AVN) infamy, who will be responsible for raising ooodles of bond finance so that we can drown in debt, as we seek to make a killing mining Rare Earth Minerals on the moon.

Nutec will be commissioned by Jabba

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Tom Winnifrith is the editor of TomWinnifrith.com. When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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