Thursday February 21, 2019
Heidi Allen MP – you self important fool: your country CAN survive without you
General Knowledge Quiz – which country are most Syrian refugees heading to right now?
Photo article Joshua & his snowball (this might be my 2019 Christmas card)


Day 5 of the Olive harvest at the Greek Hovel and a final P&L – Don’t all laugh

76 days ago

Photo report from the Olive harvest at the Greek Hovel Day 3: the Albanian cavalry arrive

81 days ago

Olive harvest plans are laid and 1 brave volunteer from England comes forward: any more?

107 days ago

Photo Article from Eleni's Kourounis Taverna - Joshua reads the Gruffalo ahead of a castle walk on my back

120 days ago

Dragged to the Greek Hovel, Nicho the Communist gives his verdict on my olives….

123 days ago

Arguing about money with lovely Eleni and her husband Nicho

164 days ago

Photo Article: a present from Greece for wine snob Evil Knievil

168 days ago

Photo Article: back at the Greek Hovel and a 5th wedding anniversary lunch costing 18 Euro

173 days ago

Photo article: trekking up to Zarnata castle with Joshua on my back - amazing views of Kambos and the Greek Hovel

178 days ago

Photo article: It is all familiar faces back in Kambos and up at the Greek Hovel

189 days ago

Photo Article from Kambos - if you wondered what happened to the accursed Creperie

219 days ago

Report from the Greek Hovel: I fail to kill the first snake spotted. Drat!

272 days ago

Photo Article: Lovely Eleni and Joshua's intended, Little Red Riding Hood - its Carnival!

367 days ago

Photo article: from bikini clad women in the sea to snow covered mountains in half an hour

368 days ago

Photo Article: The Greek Hovel Olive harvest Day 1 - in for a penny in for 28.5 Euro

455 days ago

Photo article: All change in Kambos, farewell ouzerie, au revoir accursed creperie or is it goodbye?

456 days ago

Photo Article for Paul Roberts: Traffic Jam on Kambos High street

457 days ago

Photo Report from the Greek Hovel - the olive harvest is a disaster for the whole village

457 days ago

I'm off to Greece - yippeee

482 days ago

Jacob Rees Mogg is the saviour of Greece - erect statues in every town. the Moggster finds 53 billion Euro down the Hellenic sofa

536 days ago

Photo Article: The Kambos Creperie parks its tanks on Miranda's lawn..for now

537 days ago

An empty Kambos creperie says what Lovely Eleni is too nice to say - the intruder is toast

538 days ago

I am having to boycott the new "creperie" in Kambos - this is appalling

544 days ago

Photo Article - It's just cricket

590 days ago

Diary of a diabetic - 9.6 WTF?

614 days ago

Photo Article from the Greek Hovel: dealing with rats as I discuss kidnapping some cats

647 days ago

Photo Article from the Greek Hovel - readers this is not an eel

649 days ago

Kicking myself for that parting line: I am not a gin sozzled ex pat

650 days ago

In trouble with the Police again

652 days ago

Sitting in Kambos speaking French - looming competition for lovely Eleni & FFS I am NOT a Kraut

653 days ago

Frigana Poisoning at the Greek Hovel Delayed again - this time it is not God

661 days ago

Frigana Poisoning at the Greek Hovel - bottles of whiskey cause postponement, or maybe it was God?

662 days ago

Poisoning at the Greek Hovel - what about the poor sheep and goats?

663 days ago

Delayed poisoning in the snakefields at the Greek Hovel...but not for that long

663 days ago

Diary of a diabetic day 25 - lifting poison in Kambos

664 days ago

Olive inspecting with Nicho the Communist postponed (again) - St George's day drinking in Kambos

669 days ago

Report from the Greek Hovel - after three years we have a permit, well sort of

672 days ago

BREAKING: I met a snake at the Greek Hovel and I killed it!

674 days ago

Diary of a diabetic Day 15 - Disastrous fishing and 6.8 on the bloods - far too low far too high

674 days ago

Diary of a Diabetic Day 14 - the start of manual labour

675 days ago

Back at the kourounis taverna in Kambos - it's like I have never left

675 days ago

Photo Article: This really will make Evil Knievil drool again

733 days ago

Naming Mark Slater Hill at the Greek Hovel

733 days ago

Photo Article: If this does not make my pal Evil Knievil salivate nothing will

735 days ago

The Bridge over the gorge - I date it and Dad & I work out why it is that old

736 days ago

Photo article: olive pruning in February at the Greek Hovel & a far better Taygetos snow picture

737 days ago

Photo Article - just to make Evil Knievil salivate and jealous

738 days ago

Photo Article: back at the Greek Hovel, a failed pyromaniac reports in

738 days ago

Photo Article: The olive oil harvest at the Greek Hovel - I have a cunning plan

801 days ago

Day six of the Olive Harvest at the Greek Hovel - bad marks Peter Greensmith

805 days ago

Photo Article - day 2 of the olive harvest at the Greek Hovel: Vreki!

809 days ago

As I wandered from Fleet Street to Ludgate Hill my mind wandered to Kambos and the Greek Hovel

825 days ago

Speaking to lovely Eleni - less than two weeks to the Greek Hovel & the Olive harvest

826 days ago

An evening that was a farewell to Kambos until December

965 days ago

An evening out: Miranda seduces me as Lovely Eleni can only watch

974 days ago

Venturing into the next door taverna to Eleni's in Kambos - Miranda's

974 days ago

Disaster: The Kourounis taverna in Kambos owned by Lovely Eleni is shut for upgrade - Greek salad crisis

979 days ago

Back at the Greek Hovel ...brown is the new green

993 days ago

Photo: The last person to say goodbye and the only person in Kambos who speaks worse Greek than me

999 days ago

A tale of two keys - late night panic at the Greek Hovel

1005 days ago

Back in the Kourounis taverna in is as if I had never left

1017 days ago

Most Certainly ouzo o'clock - George the Albanian is located at last

1175 days ago

Major problemo at the Greek Hovel... Hell's teeth

1179 days ago

First day of sabbatical - Zero Hedge flattery & asked to speak at top fraud conference

1361 days ago

Vangelis asks if I am tired - too frigging right I am, olive pruning is hard work

1363 days ago

Another ouzo says Vangelis - after an hour of subbing Zak Mir I deserve it

1365 days ago

An English couple walk in to the Kourounis taverna in Kambos

1365 days ago

A two snake day & the Mrs is on a plane struck by lightening

1374 days ago

My first ouzo for the road as Geriatrix stares at my screen in the Kourounis taverna

1375 days ago

Wildlife diversity report from the Greek Hovel - first snake met & I might have killed it

1376 days ago

Wildlife diversity report from the Greek Hovel

1384 days ago

My last day at the Greek Hovel – 1 last satisfying bonfire

1452 days ago

Five Days to Greece! Getting in the mood with Despina Vandi

1469 days ago

Picture article: Pressing the Olive Oil from the Greek Hovel

1510 days ago

In praise of Nicho, Papou in Kambos

1511 days ago

The Englishman from Toumbia starts to “hear” Greek

1529 days ago

Delayed at the Greek hovel ...but I work with Vangelis - the man in the pink shirt

1536 days ago

One Hour to Christmas Pudding in Kambos

1538 days ago

I need not have feared, lovely Eleni was right – I have power but the Vreki!

1539 days ago

Another ouzo, 1033kg of olives and real excitement

1539 days ago

My big bike and falling off it at the Greek Hovel

1541 days ago

At the Greek Hovel the Olive harvest Really Does Start Tomorrow and Kambos a hive of activity

1544 days ago

A day of 3 disasters at the Greek Hovel – and now a dreaded walk home

1546 days ago

Okhi Vreki – Elias avrio?

1547 days ago

The First Olive Oil from Kambos - c/o Nikko

1549 days ago

Olive harvest postponed to Thursday

1549 days ago

As I was leaving Eleni's - you so missed out on this in the UK

1552 days ago

Back at the Greek Hovel – logistics nightmare one

1552 days ago

Back in Lovely Eleni’s Taverna in Kambos

1552 days ago

Video Postcard #89 - The Real Man Christmas party & back to the Greek Hovel Edition

1558 days ago

Nicho, the Magician of Kambos

1609 days ago

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