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461 days ago

Tap Global IPO – You is 'avin' a Turkish: this is a truly mad valuation even by the standards of shitcoin

I today asked the advisers to Tap Global (TAP) which joined the Aquis lobster pot today via a reversal into Quetzal Capital to justify why Tap was worth £20.5 million and 4.5p and the enlarged group worth £32.2 million. There has been no answer. Why? Because even by the standards of shitcoin and crypto-shite this valuation is bonkers. It’s a car crash in the making and shames all involved.

2932 days ago

The only candidates slagging off the Tories are the Tory candidates, my lefty wife is thinking the unthinkable

The Mrs has got it into her head that we need a new bathroom. And as such she has become an almost obsessional reader of tap and sink porn mags. I wander up to bed at night and there she is lying there with a mag full of different shaped taps. This sordid publication is hidden under the duvet being read by bedside light. She knows that I disapprove. Now it seems that mags are now not enough and so I was told that on Saturday I had to go to not one but two bathroom showrooms with her. It was live tap porn. I had a cunning riposte.