46 days ago
Shares in Pri0r1ty Intelligence (PR1), a dog about which I warned from the day it was listed at 13.5p in December 2024, by London’s worst Nomad Roland “fatty” Cornish remain suspended at 1.7p as it still has not published its accounts for the year to September 30 2025! Today comes a shock admission and more bad news.
52 days ago
This is bonkers. A notice appeared on the MoD website prompting an RNS from spoof company Defence Holdings (ALRT) . Natch the release is less than transparent but the gerbils who own this stock are ecstatic.
53 days ago
The odious Cedric Simonet of Altona Rare Earths (REE) is on the pump with another ramptastic RNS. What comes after Le pump? Yes it is Le Dump?
80 days ago
Maybe it is because he is a native frog speaker and something is lost in translation but Cedric Simonet of Altona Rare Earths (REE) is talking total coq once again.
82 days ago
At peak ramp last summer shares in Defence Holdings (ALRT) topped 4p. Today they are just 1.1p. Told’ yall. For those who ignored my numerous warnings back then because they knew better than old TW, I have three questions.
87 days ago
I start with the most blatant criminality at Quantum Data Energy (QDE). If I was running the FCA collars would already be being felt over the 23 April placing. Then BSF Enterprise (BSFA) where there really has to be a stewards now as we stilll have no TR1s. Then Georgina Energy (GEX) and why it had to do a discounted placing and why, as the ATM death spiral fails, it will not be the last one. Finally what Optibiotix (OPTI) selling most of its Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX ) shares says about Skins but also about hoiw fecked Opti is now. If Police Time Wastin' Steve O;'Hara and Neil Davidson had any honour they would resign today.
88 days ago
Oh dear. Oh dear. Despite promising to settle director contracts in February and pledging transparency with investors, bitcoin in treasury spoof Stack BTC (STAK) has still to ‘fess how much its six directors are, or will be costing the company. And that flags up that the PLC costs will be savage, relative to a c£4.35 million NAV.
103 days ago
Should I buy Kefi Gold and Copper (KEFI) or Amaroq (AMRQ) to pay for a new motor, as a spiv trade, asks a reader. I really am not your man but I look at why Kefi is weaker today and discuss how shares move ahead and during inclusion in the FTSE 250. I also suggest milestones we would like to see at Amaroq. Then it is gold prices and the Orange Man. Valereum (VLRM) and finaly a detailed look at Hamak Strategy (HAMA). Is its death spiral ATM working and if so why no RNS? If not just how cash screwed is it as it enters the third month of repayments to Yorkville and starts exporation work in Africa?
104 days ago
I have already made my views on Stack Bitcoin (STAK), Nigel Farage’s involvement and today’s news of an ATM Death Spiral clear. No doubt Farage would argue this is political nit-picking from, someone planning to voye Plaid Cymru in May. But the Lemming Investor was a keen Reform Party activist. He now writes abvout what happened when he questioned the party about this matter. It was Orwellian and anti democratic. Over to the Lemming…
104 days ago
Oh dear. Oh dear. As if the Farage groupies who paid 18p, 6 times then NAV, for shares in Stack BTC (STAK) have not suffered enough, the company has now taken out an ATM death spiral facility of up to 5 million quid with its bucket shop broker AlbR Securities. We’ve seen this movie before and know how it ends
112 days ago
With an aggressive ATM death spiral in place Hamak Strategy (HAMA) is a stock for financial masochists only. Its shares are now 0.725p which means the market cap is down to £3.34 million. Since more than £260,000 of shares must be dumped each month under the ATM death spiral by broker AlbR that is a vicious rolling maul against the share price.
122 days ago
As Georgina Energy (GEX) prepares for a capital reconstruction to see par reduced to 1p and then an up to £10 million ATM death spiral, its shares are going to be crushed as I explained yesterday HERE
123 days ago
The announcement came after hours yesterday, almost at nobody is watching O’Clock. I wonder why. For it is bad news at every level. As oft warned here, shareholders better lube up for they are going to be utterly shafted.
153 days ago
Oh dear, oh dear. Maybe it was my hurty words about Bernie Madoff cheerleader Nichola Horlick that did it. Or maybe it is just that the Nimba asset in Liberia is a piss poor one but a farm out deal with ASX listed penny dreadful First AU Ltd has collapsed now putting real pressure on the balance sheet of Hamak Strategy (HAMA) just as an ATM death spiral kicks into action.
182 days ago
Medpal AI (MPAL) keeps publishing ramptastic statements but that is because it is a Drummond Brothers stock promotion. It has an ATM death spiral to feed with hype to fund its cash guzzle.
189 days ago
I was re-reading the interim results from Defence Holdings (ALRT) which came out on 22nd December ( red flag) last night. Yes. I am a sad chap And there is a matter that really screams out at you.
221 days ago
Defence Holdings (ALRT) promised back in September that the first “value realization” on its AI spoof project Ixian would be in December. We are still waiting both for Santa and for any meaningful news on the Ixian front. I only believe in one of the two promised Advent arrivals and he’s an old guy with a long beard.
241 days ago
With shed loads of warrants at 0.667p and just 0.1p outstanding and an absurd valuation for a company with no revenues, Defence Holdings (ALRT) is a slam dunk sell. You would have to be a complete moron not to forward sell shares and exercise warrants and the sharps who own the warrants are not morons. But there are two other questions:
251 days ago
When it comes to other people’s money is Andrew Webley, the grifter in charge of the Smarter Web Company (SWC) the worst investor on the listed scene? I merely offer up facts that his cheerleaders will not wish to take on board as they discuss his “bitcoin yield to date” and other completely made up metrics.
263 days ago
Atlas Metals Group (AMG) is lining up to be London’s biggest £1 billion scandal in a couple of years. And it just got worse. If the FCA allows this farce to continue any longer it really is signalling that it is worse than useless.
264 days ago
Hamak Strategy (HAMA) will see its shares crushed from January thanks to a #5m funding facility provided by US death spiral outfit Yorkville, broker AlbR (bucket shop Novum as was) and set up by disgraced Adam Wilson of the Ben’s Creek fraud infamy. I explained why this must smash its shares from January onwards making the stock utterly uninvestable for anyone other than financial masochists HERE. Now this Axis of evil has another victim, Nativo Resources (NTVO), already a dog but now one whose shares will be obliterated. Here’s why.
266 days ago
As I have noted before, ATMs, aka death spirals might work when a stock is flying. But when it is tanking they act to stop the share price gains on the few up days and cannot be used on the many down days. Thus they crush the share price and that causes volumes to dry up and thus bring in ever reduced proceeds. Today’s ATM update from the Smarter Web Company (SWC) is horrific and leaves its shares at just 50p to sell.
269 days ago
Defence Holdings (ALRT) the defence and AI spoof has updated folks on the performance of its ATM death spiral. The share price since it kicked off on October 10 tells its own story.
280 days ago
The bitcoin price has bounced and so to have the shares in Smarter Web Company (SWC) the latter are now 67.5p, playing a fully diluted NAV of perhaps 50p. A fool and his money are easily parted. Meanwhile there is another dose of ATM death spiral.
281 days ago
With the shares in Smarter Web (SWC) fast approaching fully diluted NAV of around 46p (and which itself is falling post the recent Bitcoin price decline of near 20% and thanks to the bloated Plc overheads), a fellow market professional reckons my share price target of NAV, 46p, is far too generous. He opines:
526 days ago
But because I support free speech I did not though I regard his views as utterly unhinged and batshit crazy. Then I looked at Andrada Mining (ATM), Tiger Royalties & Investments (TIR) and IQE (IQE), in all three cases it’s about SMTM.
3443 days ago
Yesterday I revealed a series of 74 "interesting" transactions on the Teathers Financial (TEA) company credit card and some curious payments on the Teathers pre-payment card belonging to Nilesh Jagatia the company's former FD. There is now a very real suspicion that Teather's poor shareholders were paying for Jagatia's domestic shopping at his local Sainsbury's in South Woodford and that he was making withdrawals from the company's account for personal use. I have thus written to the new CEO flip flop Ben Turney who, of course arrived in the coup that saw Jagatia fired. The letter is below.
4039 days ago
As I wander up to the most excellent Anthrapology café one last time for a leave Athens on a boat tonight to continue my odyssey, I stroll past three of four banks and they are open. Well sort of.
Pensioners are allowed in but to withdraw only 100 Euro. You can make a deposit if you wish but no-one is that daft. For those not yet in retirement it is the ATMs again and if anything the queues are longer than they were on Saturday and Sunday.
And why not? At the very worst you take out 60 Euro, stuff it under the mattress and in a few weeks convert it into nice new Drachmas and make a quick turn. At best you avoid losing 60 Euro when the bank goes bust or if the State confiscates your wealth via a bank bail-in. And so the ATM lines grow longer and will stay that way all day until the machines, or Greece, just runs out of cash, whichever is sooner
4040 days ago
And so we are off with the great Greek Referendum and it looks like it will go to the wire. I have been to my local polling station and arriving just as the Church next door finished its service there was a mini surge. But it is not at the schools across Greece where the real lines are forming.
4041 days ago
It is Saturday morning and if anything the ATM queues are longer than they were yesterday. Between the apartment where I am staying and the café where I am writing from there are four ATMs. I reckon that the line outside each is now 25 long as folks look to take another 60 Euro out of their account before it is too late.
Lining up in the Athens heat is not fun so why not make it a family day out?
4042 days ago
Some folk say that it is better to travel than to arrive. I guess they have never travelled on a 5.45 AM Easyjet flight from Gatwick. But my first sight in Greece was a pure delight. I was wandering from the plane into the terminal behind this stunning Greek goddess wearing a light but long skirt. Suddenly a gust of wind caught her skirt blowing it right up above her waist. Little was left to the imagination. Okay that is not true - I imagined away. Sadly I have no photo of this daughter of Athena. But now in the centre of Athens I bring you the first poverty porn.
I am in the business district just behind Syntagma square cadging some office space off a very good friend. This is a rich area. But check out the ATMs. You can withdraw just 60 Euro a day – in theory at least as the cashpoints regularly run out of er…cash. And so religiously, those foolish enough to leave anything in their accounts head to an ATM once a day to take out 60 Euro. So the lines for withdrawals are constant and heavy outside every ATM as you can see below.
