12 days ago
It all depends how you look at it. I am discussing my NBF Andrew Webley of the Smarter Web Company (SWC). I think he was doing his fiduciary duty and if folks are morons that is their problem not his.
13 days ago
My thoughts on the promotion from the AQSE lobster pot to the Main Market are HERE. But with the sky full of soon to be exercised 2.5p warrants my NBF Andrew Webley rang the opening bell at the LSE today. Please provide a suitable caption in the comments section below.
13 days ago
This morning my NBF Andrew Webley of the Smarter Web Company (SWC)ran the opening bell for the LSE to mark Smarter’s move from AQSE to the Main Market. This sort of ceremony is, I think, an import from the USA and like Trick or Treat, Lloyd Grossman and Ellen DeGeneres I rather regret the import. But what does the move say about the shares and the wider markets?
14 days ago
One of the highlights of daughter Olaf’s acting career was her playing Harold Wilson in Made in Dagenham. Wilson famously said that the pound in your pocket is worth the same today as it was yesterday after he had just devalued Sterling. Even Rachel from Customer Services might be able to understand why that was not true. I was reminded of Wilson’s comment when my New Best Friend Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company (SWC) took to X as bitcoin took a beating again yesterday.
15 days ago
I start with a discussion on AI prompted by a fascinating article flagged up by Matt Earl. I reckon I will, if spared, be out of a job in less than a decade and so will many others. For the web design industry I reckon it could be curtains far sooner and that brings me to the acquisition made today by the Smarter Web Company (SWC). It is structutred in a way that does my NBF Andrew Webley credit but for macro reasons it sort of adds to the bear case. I disciss. The AI article is HERE. To see me debate Webley on September 5 at Sharestock, now 70% sold out, go HERE
15 days ago
This is very simple and the prize is 250 ml of Greek Hovel olive oil ( 2027 harvest). Below you will find the mug shots of 24 colourful figures from the bitcoin in treasury scene plus my NBF, the sainted Andrew Webley. All you need do is pick 5 names and enter them in the comments section. You will be awarded by Steve Moore:
32 days ago
If so there may be one for sale in Bristol with the apparent vendor the CEO of the Smarter Web Company (SWC). I suppose the real question is whether if he had a spare 450 grand would he be buying bitcoin, Smarter shares or a third arm?
32 days ago
At the urging of a man with a bee in his bonnet I have found myself reading the main market prospectus of the Smarter Web Company (SWC) thus morning. Truly is there no rest for the wicked? And natch it is director’s remuneration that is my first port of call.
41 days ago
My wife Ranji is making great progress on organising ShareStock 2026 on September 5. Maybe folks like her more than they like me because the speaker line up brings in 3 new stars We can now boast BOTH of Britain’s Buffetts!And already more than 70 olf the 100 seats going have been reserved: there are now just 29 tickets left to buy
69 days ago
My wife Ranji is making great progress on organising ShareStock 2026 on September 5. Maybe folks like her more than they like me because the speaker line up brings in 3 new stars and almost certainly a returnee from prior years. We can now boast BOTH of Britain’s Buffetts! But today is the FINAL DAY to book tickets at 2025 prices. On January 1 prices go up. You can book HERE
95 days ago
David Lenigas and his 13 year old gopher Hewie RatLitter have today announced their plans and ambitions for 2026 for the London Bitcoin Company (BTC). I am working on announcing my 2026 plans and ambitions with regard to Cheryl Cole. But while all that I need is charm, wit and an ability to understand Geordie (I have 2 of 3), Lenigas and RatLitter need cash….
96 days ago
For various reasons I found myself on a video call with Andrew Webley today. We had scheduled a 30 minute chat but we talked for 75 minutes. I am a miserable man with few friends but I admit that I like Webley and would happily go for a non alcoholic drink with him. He has made errors but I can accept that they were not deliberate and he is thus definitively NOT a grifter. So does that make shares in The Smarter Web Company (SWC) a buy? No. And I explain why. But at 44.5p are they super overvalued? They might be if bitcoin crashes or if Strategy (US: MSTR) blows up and I don't think Webley would disagree. But he, like many others reckon neither will happen despite the obvious red flag of the corporate jet Strategy is buying for Michael Saylor as you can see in a regulatory disclosure below. . I discuss all of this and bring you the good news that Webley will join me on stage at Sharestock 2026 on September 5. To get your tickets at 2025 prices you must book before December 31 HERE
108 days ago
The grifter Andrew Webley of the Smarter Web Company (SWC) has sent out his long weekly X message. You can read it below and one takeaway is that the grifter says he is going to spend less time promoting the shares ( I guess pushing shit uphill is not everyone’s cup of tea) and more time at his desk creating value. He also misleads the muppets who follow him with fake numbers.
109 days ago
With bitcoin now back at $84,000 having slipped below $82,000 earlier today the grifter Andrew Webley is clutching at straws. Bookmark this X post below.
112 days ago
I start with this website which seems to be going up and down like a you know what’s wotsits. I try to spare the blushes of Catriona. The problem is with Cloudflare and it is affecting 20% on the internet including X and ShareProphets. The problem is intermittent but there is nowt we can do except write articles and load them in “up periods”. Secondly..
112 days ago
I start with the Cloudflare outage and end with Anglesey Mining (AYM). In between I discuss living inside a bubble and how it makes you act.
112 days ago
When it comes to other people’s money is Andrew Webley, the grifter in charge of the Smarter Web Company (SWC) the worst investor on the listed scene? I merely offer up facts that his cheerleaders will not wish to take on board as they discuss his “bitcoin yield to date” and other completely made up metrics.
112 days ago
When every bubble bursts someone is painted as the arch villain. Bitcoin, $125,000 just a few weeks ago, is today testing $90,000 and Michael Saylor, the founder of the world’s largest bitcoin in treasury company, MicroStrategy ($MSTR) is ranting that we should all buy bitcoin. Peter Schiff says Strategy is a fraud and will go to $0.
125 days ago
For all the talk of having a smart strategy for making money from Bitcoin, the reality is that the grossly overpaid team of “gurus” at The Smarter Web Company (SWC) have simply bought shitcoin as soon as they have raised fresh fiat from gullible investors. The average price it has paid has been $108,635. The bitcoin price is now $101,750.
126 days ago
I discuss what dilution means as I look at Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX) and a problem the grifter Webley faces at The Smarter Web Company (SWC). I then look at Amaroq (AMRQ) and then at Georgina Energy (GEX).
127 days ago
As I have noted before, ATMs, aka death spirals might work when a stock is flying. But when it is tanking they act to stop the share price gains on the few up days and cannot be used on the many down days. Thus they crush the share price and that causes volumes to dry up and thus bring in ever reduced proceeds. Today’s ATM update from the Smarter Web Company (SWC) is horrific and leaves its shares at just 50p to sell.
142 days ago
With the shares in Smarter Web (SWC) fast approaching fully diluted NAV of around 46p (and which itself is falling post the recent Bitcoin price decline of near 20% and thanks to the bloated Plc overheads), a fellow market professional reckons my share price target of NAV, 46p, is far too generous. He opines:
143 days ago
Smarter Web Company (SWC) shares ended Friday at just 55.5p, down from 660p less then three months ago when its founder, the grifter Andrew Webley was urging folks to fill their boots as, based on new valuation metrics which have upended all the laws of investment, the shares were still cheap. Whatever..
143 days ago
Shares in The Smarter Web Company (SWC), 660p just three months ago, closed Friday at just 55.5p.Grifter Andrew Webley was urging folks to buy all the way down insisting that new valuation metrics made the shares look cheap. The grifter is still at it, and still misleading his flock, as I shall demonstrate later.
144 days ago
The Smarter Web Company (SWC) shares, once 660p, are today just 59.5p. Welcome to the minus 90% club grifter Andrew Webley, who appears to have blocked me on X so that I cannot track his shareholder funded jet set lifestyle presenting at conferences across the globe. But if you think things are bad now….
151 days ago
Fellow old dinosaur T is in contact by email stating “ I'm an old and very simple man Tom, excuse me…
152 days ago
The grifter Andrew Webley and his overpaid limp dick colleagues at The Smarter Web Company (SWC) may dismiss the warnings of old TW, aka THAT MAN, as much as they wish but the shares have plunged from 660p on June 23 to just 85p today. But guess what? They are still overvalued.
162 days ago
The grifter Andrew Webley thinks that he might bolster the, inflated, share price of The Smarter Web Company (SWC) with a spot of M&A. He reckons that using his paper, still defying gravity and trading at a monster premium to NAV he can buy peers trading at a discount to NAV. But my good friend the Euroloon Jonathan Price has sent me over the article below suggesting that this strategy may, like our mutually beloved West Ham, be doomed. It reads:
179 days ago
I start with more poor FT journalism, giving a platform to the Smarter Web Company (SWC) boss, not challenging him as he talks utter cock. Then the day I met Mandy and got the measure of the man as the coke and champagne flowed.
187 days ago
The Smarter Web Company (SWC) has announced that it has issued another 21 million shares to Shard Capital for it to flog on to its clients under a death spiral which is just bound to drive the shares down. If you look at how the first 21 million death spiral played out even Angela Raynor and her crack tax advisors can figure out the maths and how this plays out.
190 days ago
The grifter Andrew Webley is panicking. Shares in The Smarter Web Company (SWC) continue to fall on an almost daily basis despite the prayers of the Reverend Andrew Carter and the manic tweeting of the grifter himself. A few weeks ago he announced an “upgrade” of auditor. Ching ching. That will add to the cost base.
192 days ago
Can you identify the congenital idiot of a CEO sending me whatsapp messages yesterday? Ideas in the comments section below. Then I look at how perceptions are changing in relation to Andrew Webley's antics at The Smarter Web Company (SWC)
200 days ago
Scouse whinger Doc Holliday will be on the phone or email within minutes of this article appearing saying that he still cannot afford a few quid a month to read my articles but he’s convinced that I am being beastly about ECR Minerals (ECR) where his all too brief boardroom spell is over but he still has shares. For once he’s right.
201 days ago
I predict the timing and reason for the end of the bitcoin in treasury bubble and predict how grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company (SWC) will react for they will know I am right. I ask if David Lenigas will be transparent if and when London Bitcoin Company (BTC) has to sell shitcoin to pay fiat bills and suggest that time is already upon us.I look at Boohoo (DEBS) and not as a bull and then at Eden Research (EDEN) which is surely lining up another bailout placing.
207 days ago
If investment manager Lawrence Lepard is right about bitcoin, then shares in companes like the grifter Andrew Webley's Smarter Web Company (SWC) would probably still be trading at a premium to NAV and be overvalued!
216 days ago
Satsuma Technology (SATS) the bitcoin in treasury operation chaired by Matt Lodge, formerly an expert if fighting global warming by growing seaweed, set out to raise a minimum of £100 million in loan notes convertible at 1p but has raised a monstrous £163.66 million. This can only end in tears
218 days ago
The penny share grifter Andrew Webley is at it again, another day another issue of overpriced confetti by The Smarter Web Company (SWC). Those who paid 660p less than six weeks ago for their shares will need to order yet another tube of KY Jelly with news of an £8.1 million, gross, placing and subscription at just 2.05p. Ouch!
220 days ago
One argument pushed by grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company is that the inability of retail punters to buy crypto ETNs ( Exchange Traded Notes) meant that bitcoin in treasury companies had a USP. But the FCA says that is going to change. And that surely makes Smarter Web and its peers pointless.
225 days ago
You think bitcoin in treasury makes sense? You are wowed by new fangled valuation metrics pushed by grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company (SWC), you cannot go to enough Group Think mutual masturbation sessions with Peterhouse, Hill Dickinson and Coinsilium (COIN). Step outside of the bubble for an instant and enjoy a very impressive video from commentator Patrick Boyle and, without resorting to abuse, tell me why he is wrong.
225 days ago
Sheryl, who I was warming to, today says on X that my writings on the Smarter Web Company (SWC) are both unhelpful and don’t move the market but that as they are behind a paywall and the poor girl can’t afford to access them as she is “a bit short of fiat”, she has not actually read them. But she thinks “Shall we leave it to @asjwebley and @smarterweb and their advisers @peterhousecap, Hill Dickinson @Tennyson_Secs etc. to sort out?” Go on grifter Webley and your lacky crony capitalists, you are too scared to face me in debate, how do you plan to “sort me out”? A lawyers letter for stating facts? Go ahead bitchez, see you in court! Meanwhile yet more shares have been issued.
226 days ago
I look at the real businss model of The Smarter Web Company (SWC)and in that vein why misleading statements matter, at Andrew Webley's share purchases, all red flags, his mad followers and offer to change the ShareStock schedule if he grows a pair.
227 days ago
Having survived a wildlife diversity scare I arrived back at the Greek Hovel last night to answer emails and then to deal with a bonkers twitter barrage from what appear to be promoters of bitcoin and bitcoin in treasury investments, that is say industry professionals.
228 days ago
I start with the launch of Jezza's new party for economic illterates and urge you to join. Hear me out, it is free. Then chatting to Sath at Bluebird Mining Ventures (BMV) and finally Coinsilium (COIN), London Bitcoin (BTC) and Smarter Web (SWC), a stark reminder of what a grifter and chancer Andrew Webley is in today's results and what, I predict, is the next chapter for the sector.
230 days ago
On Friday I have an online meeting with Sath, the new chairman at Bluebird Mining Ventures (BMV) whose shares, at 1.275p trade at a discount to NAV and so I am more than happy to hold. But though shares in Coinsilium (COIN) and The Smarter Web Company (SWC), run by shamed penny share grifter Andrew Webley, have tanked they trade at multiples of NAV. I have questions about them and for them but, though vindicated already, am still a bear of both.
235 days ago
Another day and another bookbuild from The Smarter Web Company (SWC)sees it raising another £17,543,942 gross at 295p, call it £16.5 million net after fees and commission for Tennyson, Peterhouse and others with urgent bills from the Ukrainian Young Ladies and Colombian import merchants to pay. So suckers will pay 295p for a fully diluted NAV of, say, 38p. Guess how that works out in the long run! Following the issue the new maths at a $118,545 bitcoin price are:
237 days ago
I have written to the FCA asking it to investigate The Smarter Web Company (SWC) and its CEO the penny share grifter Andrew Webley for publishing a research report, a financial promotion, which it is not regulated to do and which is grotesquely misleading
237 days ago
The spoof valued at more than 1.1 billion pounds on a fully diluted basis has issued a new research report telling us how we must use new methods to see how cheap Smarter shares are as the old ones do not work. It is lie backed nonsense and all involved should be ashamed. When this bubble bursts many folks will be wiped out while Webley walks away with up to 15 million quid and the advisors cash in warrants at 3p funding the renting of legions of young ladies from Ukraine. This bubble is a disgrace.
246 days ago
The drawdown facility arranged by spiv broker Tennyson has now raised an additional £22.9 million for The Smarter Web Company (SWC) via the issue of 7 million shares at 327p. Now another 14 million are on offer: roll up, roll up financial masochists everywhere.
257 days ago
1 still trades at almost 9x fully diluted NAV, one could be trading at a discount to NAV within weeks
258 days ago
I am still humbled by the suggestion HERE that it is within my power to wipe a billion quid off the valuation of joke bitcoin in treasury companies in my role as co-ordinator of the global shorting conspiracy. Just when you thought that investors in Vinanz (BTC), off from 54p to 29.5p in just over 24 hours or The Smarter Web Company (SWC). Down from 500p to 295p over the past day, could not get any madder…
260 days ago
As we have seen with Optibiotix (OPTI) the phrase Strategic investor” is one that aims to impress but often, if the truth be known, should do quite the reverse. Today, The Smarter Web Company (SWC) has announced that a “strategic investor” has invested £3.795259 million at 495p, Friday’s closing bid price.
262 days ago
I feel like fund manager Tony Dye back in 1999. Everyone laughed at him and in the end he was fired. Within two weeks he was vindicated. I consider another interview with Andrew Webley of the Smarter Web Company (SWC) with the wretched and dishonest Daily Mail.
299 days ago
