Andrew webley

56 days ago

BHODL: A First Sentinel Bitcoin in Treasury play too far

Fellow old dinosaur T is in contact by email stating “ I'm an old and very simple man Tom, excuse me…

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57 days ago

Smarter Web shares now just 85p – FTSE 100 dreams in tatters

The grifter Andrew Webley and his overpaid limp dick colleagues at The Smarter Web Company (SWC) may dismiss the warnings of old TW, aka THAT MAN, as much as they wish but the shares have plunged from 660p on June 23 to just 85p today. But guess what? They are still overvalued.

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67 days ago

The Euroloon spots a flaw in The Grifter’s M&A strategy at The Smarter Web Company

The grifter Andrew Webley thinks that he might bolster the, inflated, share price of The Smarter Web Company (SWC) with a spot of M&A. He reckons that using his paper, still defying gravity and trading at a monster premium to NAV he can buy peers trading at a discount to NAV. But my good friend the Euroloon Jonathan Price has sent me over the article below suggesting that this strategy may, like our mutually beloved West Ham, be doomed. It reads:

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84 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: The FT promotes the grifter Andrew Webley as he talks cock & the day I met Peter Mandelson

I start with more poor FT journalism, giving a platform to the Smarter Web Company (SWC) boss, not challenging him as he talks utter cock. Then the day I met Mandy and got the measure of the man as the coke and champagne flowed.

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92 days ago

The Smarter Web Company: New death spiral announced, even Angela Rayner could understand the maths

The Smarter Web Company (SWC) has announced that it has issued another 21 million shares to Shard Capital for it to flog on to its clients under a death spiral which is just bound to drive the shares down. If you look at how the first 21 million death spiral played out even Angela Raynor and her crack tax advisors can figure out the maths and how this plays out.

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95 days ago

Smarter Web: ups its cost base, shuffles deckchairs, share price still doing a Titanic

The grifter Andrew Webley is panicking. Shares in The Smarter Web Company (SWC) continue to fall on an almost daily basis despite the prayers of the Reverend Andrew Carter and the manic tweeting of the grifter himself. A few weeks ago he announced an “upgrade” of auditor. Ching ching. That will add to the cost base.

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97 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: how quickly investor perceptions can change! And spot the congenital idiot CEO!

Can you identify the congenital idiot of a CEO sending me whatsapp messages yesterday? Ideas in the comments section below. Then I look at how perceptions are changing in relation to Andrew Webley's antics at The Smarter Web Company (SWC)

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105 days ago

ECR Minerals and Smarter Web Company – the bitcoin spoofery continues

Scouse whinger Doc Holliday will be on the phone or email within minutes of this article appearing saying that he still cannot afford a few quid a month to read my articles but he’s convinced that I am being beastly about ECR Minerals (ECR) where his all too brief boardroom spell is over but he still has shares. For once he’s right.

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106 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: Will David Lenigas be transparent as London Bitcoin shares collapse still further?

I predict the timing and reason for the end of the bitcoin in treasury bubble and predict how grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company (SWC) will react for they will know I am right. I ask if David Lenigas will be transparent if and when London Bitcoin Company (BTC) has to sell shitcoin to pay fiat bills and suggest that time is already upon us.I look at Boohoo (DEBS) and not as a bull and then at Eden Research (EDEN) which is surely lining up another bailout placing.

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112 days ago

Video: gold to $5,000, bitcoin to hundreds of thousands of dollars

If investment manager Lawrence Lepard is right about bitcoin, then shares in companes like the grifter Andrew Webley's Smarter Web Company (SWC) would probably still be trading at a premium to NAV and be overvalued!

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121 days ago

Bitcoin in treasury spoof Satsuma raises £163.66 million at 1p, this is going to end in tears

Satsuma Technology (SATS) the bitcoin in treasury operation chaired by Matt Lodge, formerly an expert if fighting global warming by growing seaweed, set out to raise a minimum of £100 million in loan notes convertible at 1p but has raised a monstrous £163.66 million. This can only end in tears

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123 days ago

Smarter Web Company – another raise, at just 205p: why not name names?

The penny share grifter Andrew Webley is at it again, another day another issue of overpriced confetti by The Smarter Web Company (SWC). Those who paid 660p less than six weeks ago for their shares will need to order yet another tube of KY Jelly with news of an £8.1 million, gross, placing and subscription at just 2.05p. Ouch!

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125 days ago

FCA Opens Retail access to crypto ETNs so what is now the point of Smarter Web and its peers?

One argument pushed by grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company is that the inability of retail punters to buy crypto ETNs ( Exchange Traded Notes) meant that bitcoin in treasury companies had a USP. But the FCA says that is going to change. And that surely makes Smarter Web and its peers pointless.

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130 days ago

Video for Sheryl, Tim "the smearer" Lamb, the grifter Andrew Webley and the rest of the Bitcoin in Treasury Group Think crowd

You think bitcoin in treasury makes sense? You are wowed by new fangled valuation metrics pushed by grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company (SWC), you cannot go to enough Group Think mutual masturbation sessions with Peterhouse, Hill Dickinson and Coinsilium (COIN). Step outside of the bubble for an instant and enjoy a very impressive video from commentator Patrick Boyle and, without resorting to abuse, tell me why he is wrong.

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130 days ago

Another day more shares issued by Smarter Web and those mugged by Tennyson are already way out of the money

Sheryl, who I was warming to, today says on X that my writings on the Smarter Web Company (SWC) are both unhelpful and don’t move the market but that as they are behind a paywall and the poor girl can’t afford to access them as she is “a bit short of fiat”, she has not actually read them. But she thinks “Shall we leave it to @asjwebley and @smarterweb and their advisers @peterhousecap, Hill Dickinson @Tennyson_Secs etc. to sort out?” Go on grifter Webley and your lacky crony capitalists, you are too scared to face me in debate, how do you plan to “sort me out”? A lawyers letter for stating facts? Go ahead bitchez, see you in court! Meanwhile yet more shares have been issued.

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131 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: If Andrew Webley grows a pair

I look at the real businss model of The Smarter Web Company (SWC)and in that vein why misleading statements matter, at Andrew Webley's share purchases, all red flags, his mad followers and offer to change the ShareStock schedule if he grows a pair.

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132 days ago

The sort of folks pushing Smarter Web: a Bidstack victim and a pro smearer

Having survived a wildlife diversity scare I arrived back at the Greek Hovel last night to answer emails and then to deal with a bonkers twitter barrage from what appear to be promoters of bitcoin and bitcoin in treasury investments, that is say industry professionals.

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133 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: First they came for the billionaires, chatting to Sath and how the bitcoin treasury madness moves on

I start with the launch of Jezza's new party for economic illterates and urge you to join. Hear me out, it is free. Then chatting to Sath at Bluebird Mining Ventures (BMV) and finally Coinsilium (COIN), London Bitcoin (BTC) and Smarter Web (SWC), a stark reminder of what a grifter and chancer Andrew Webley is in today's results and what, I predict, is the next chapter for the sector.

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135 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: questions for and about Coinsilium and The Smarter Web Company

On Friday I have an online meeting with Sath, the new chairman at Bluebird Mining Ventures (BMV) whose shares, at 1.275p trade at a discount to NAV and so I am more than happy to hold. But though shares in Coinsilium (COIN) and The Smarter Web Company (SWC), run by shamed penny share grifter Andrew Webley, have tanked they trade at multiples of NAV. I have questions about them and for them but, though vindicated already, am still a bear of both.

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140 days ago

Smarter Web twitter moron of the day as it raises £17,543,942 at 295p

Another day and another bookbuild from The Smarter Web Company  (SWC)sees it raising another £17,543,942 gross at 295p, call it £16.5 million net after fees and commission for Tennyson, Peterhouse and others with urgent bills from the Ukrainian Young Ladies and Colombian import merchants to pay. So suckers will pay 295p for a fully diluted NAV of, say, 38p. Guess how that works out in the long run! Following the issue the new maths at a $118,545 bitcoin price are:

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142 days ago

Letter to FCA Re Smarter Web Company, misleading investors with unregulated financial promotion

I have written to the FCA asking it to investigate The Smarter Web Company (SWC) and its CEO the penny share grifter Andrew Webley for publishing a research report, a financial promotion, which it is not regulated to do and which is grotesquely misleading

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142 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: Penny share grifter Andrew Webley and ALL associated with the Smarter Web Company should be ashamed by new P/BYD ramp

The spoof valued at more than 1.1 billion pounds on a fully diluted basis has issued a new research report telling us how we must use new methods to see how cheap Smarter shares are as the old ones do not work. It is lie backed nonsense and all involved should be ashamed. When this bubble bursts many folks will be wiped out while Webley walks away with up to 15 million quid and the advisors cash in warrants at 3p funding the renting of legions of young ladies from Ukraine. This bubble is a disgrace.

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151 days ago

Smarter Web Company: Another £22.9 million raised from dumb animals

The drawdown facility arranged by spiv broker Tennyson has now raised an additional £22.9 million for The Smarter Web Company (SWC) via the issue of 7 million shares at 327p. Now another 14 million are on offer: roll up, roll up financial masochists everywhere.

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162 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: As Andrew Webley hoists an enormous red flag doing the maths on the Smarter Web Company and Bluebird

1 still trades at almost 9x fully diluted NAV, one could be trading at a discount to NAV within weeks

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163 days ago

Smarter Web Company shares falling…it’s the Jews! And a challenge for Peterhouse and Andrew Webley

I am still humbled by the suggestion HERE that it is within my power to wipe a billion quid off the valuation of joke bitcoin in treasury companies in my role as co-ordinator of the global shorting conspiracy. Just when you thought that investors in Vinanz (BTC), off from 54p to 29.5p in just over 24 hours or The Smarter Web Company (SWC). Down from 500p to 295p over the past day, could not get any madder…

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165 days ago

So what is a strategic investor in Smarter Web Company?

As we have seen with Optibiotix (OPTI) the phrase Strategic investor” is one that aims to impress but often, if the truth be known, should do quite the reverse. Today, The Smarter Web Company (SWC) has announced that a “strategic investor” has invested £3.795259 million at 495p, Friday’s closing bid price.

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167 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: new bubbles , new dodgy valuation metrics, I have seen this film before

I feel like fund manager Tony Dye back in 1999. Everyone laughed at him and in the end he was fired. Within two weeks he was vindicated. I consider another interview with Andrew Webley of the Smarter Web Company (SWC) with the wretched and dishonest Daily Mail.

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204 days ago

Truly insane, the lunatics have taken over the AQSE Asylum with a £50m spoof: do Peterhouse staffers believe in the day of judgement?

A long time ago I had a friend, Tony, who was a financial journalist and a Marxist. His favourite phrase was that “the only problem with revolutions is that you run out of lead.” I think of that as I look at the latest madness at The Smarter Web Company (SWC), now valued at £50 million and where mug punters are going to be trashed. Those crony capitalists responsible deserve to meet a grisly fate when the glorious revolution, led either by we true capitalist libertarians or by revolting workers, takes place.
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