Carlton Club

69 days ago

Mad, bad and dangerous to know, another Old Harrovian fits the bill

In thus case I refer not to Lord Byron but to wretched Zak Mir. The poor man really is cracking up. But do not hold back from entering the latest caption contest featuring brown envelope man HERE. Meanwhile his latest rantings are priceless.

69 days ago

New Year's Wishes caption contest

Sent in by a reader, an image of a Carlton Club member currently under FCA enquiry unto pump and dump activity. If you have a suitable caption please enter it in the comments section below before midnight on New Year's Eve. 

70 days ago

The Curse of The Right Honourable Tony Baldry strikes yet again at Westminster

When the obese ex Tory MP of the 3DM fraud infamy, the Right Honourable Tony Baldry, was appointed as a director of Westminster Group (WSG) in June 2016 its shares were 14.5p. Now shares in the company he chairs for an annual screw of £131,000 languish at just 0.65p after another right honourable fuck up announced today.

213 days ago

Letter to the Honours Forfeiture Committee: strip David Richards MBE of his gong

Following the triumph of seeing Julie “Lingerie and sex toy on expenses” Meyer lose her gong, the pressure is mounting to strip disgraced Neil Woodford of his CBE. But I have a third target: David Richards MBE of the Wandisco fraud, now snuggling up with Carlton Club grifter Zak Mir at Lift Global Ventures (LFT). I have written to Sir Chris Wormald who chairs the Honours Forfeiture Committee and urge you to do the same – details are HERE..

223 days ago

David Lenigas promote London Bitcoin now 90% down in 37 days as Valereum dumps: shares still hugely expensive

You cannot say that I did not warn everybody that David Lenigas run bitcoin in treasury spoof London Bitcoin Company (BTC), formerly Vinanz, would end in tears. Perhaps some Jew haters would rather I did not term Lenigas a promoter and serial destroyer of value, allowing him to fleece new punters. But I did warn and warn again. In 37 days the shares have collapsed from a peak ramp 55p to just 5.5p bid. Look at the Lenigas tweets from 37 das ago and all the way up and down and feel disgust. You will be revolted and may even pity the lambs who liked or retweeted his words with such enthusiasm, lapping up the hopium and dreaming of being rich.

347 days ago

Brown Envelope Man’s Lift Global Ventures, interim loss as Miriad’s revenues and profits decline

There will be tears before closing time at the Carlton Club today as its esteemed member Zak Mir drowns his sorrows after his Lift Global Ventures (LFT), which is about as global as my vegetable patch, publishes dismal results. It seems as if customers, that is POS AIM and Standard List stocks, are seeing through Zak’s pumping operation as being pointless.

386 days ago

Spot the brown envelope at the Carlton Club yesterday caption contest

One of my agents at the Carlton Club caught disgraced share promoter Zak Mir in earnest conversation yesterday. Can anyone identify the crony capitalists who he is trying to do business with? If your bored there is a no prize caption contest now running. Post your captions in the comments section below with a deadline of midnight tonight, St Valentines Day.

440 days ago

Zak Mir’s Christmas Carol, a new version: Part 3

One of the joys of Christmas TV is that we get various versions of the Christmas Carol story each with its own merits. And in that spirit this year’s Christmas Carol on ShareProphets is also a remake of one from a few years ago. Part 2 of this year’s carol is HERE. Part One can be found HERE. Now for the finale ‘twas the night before Christmas…

1147 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Photo Bearcast: Was this another Zak Mir brown envelope job & should I buy Yourgene?

Eldur Olafsson of Amaroq (AMRQ) thinks I am a member of the British establishment. I explain why I am not. No doubt Sir Arthur Cochrane would view me as he viewed his daughter, my grandmother, as a “traitor to our class” But I am. and explain why with reference to Eldur’s company. Then it is onto Zak Mir and the Okyo (OKYO) scandal. Your link to his video is HERE. And the photo below is of Zak himself relaxing today at the Carlton Club. That is the establishment today which makes me so hostile to it all and determined to be a simple goat farmer. Then I answer a, rather unfair, question on Yourgene (YGEN) before looking at Argo Blockchain (ARB) and Angle (AGL)