Cedric Simonet

96 days ago

BREAKING: Richard Jennings now at war with poisonous frog Cedric Simonet as shares tank

Picking a fight with the City’s second most hated man after myself, Richard Jennings is the act of a madman. I am actually quite a nice guy although you should not tell anyone as I have a reputation to preserve. When Jennings is enraged he is a complete barstool.

125 days ago

Poisonous Frog on the ramp again – wait for the share dumping

The odious Cedric Simonet of Altona Rare Earths (REE) is on the pump with another ramptastic RNS. What comes after Le pump? Yes it is Le Dump?

128 days ago

Altona Rare Earths – the share price slide under poltroonish CEO Cedric Simonet continues as new shares admitted

The pompous, intensely unlikeable and stupid frog Cedric Simonet who runs Altona Rare Earths (REE) issued a “knows of no reason for share price decline” RNS on 8 May two days after announcing it had signed up to an ATM death spiral with Zeus. Simonet seriously thought having an ATM death spiral was good for the share price?  Can anyone find a more naïve or stupid London listed CEO?

152 days ago

Cedric Simonet of Altona talks le coq for the second time in three days

Maybe it is because he is a native frog speaker and something is lost in translation but Cedric Simonet of Altona Rare Earths (REE) is talking total coq once again.

204 days ago

Bluebird Mining Ventures – now about those 2 NEDs you were appointing?

On 28 January Bluebird Mining Ventures (BMV) announced that NED Cedric Simonet had walked with immediate effect. That was yet another abrupt boardroom departure and leves the company with a board of one, Sath Ganesarajah so there is now absolutely no check on his power.