3 hours ago
All summer long, myself and the kids have been using out new 100 metre hose and watering cans to keep our vegetables, trees and fruit bushes from dying. It has been a daily ritual and we have done well. On Friday, like the rest of you, I got a phone alert from the convicted fraudster Louise Haigh who is our deputy PM, warning me not to light a fire or barbecue because of the drought. It is all so 1976.
