Eroxon

71 days ago

Futura Medical: Trump Tariffs the excuse with the next warning?

Who knows what the Orange man will say or do next? I do not claim to know but it is clear that the tariff war is causing both businesses and consumers to defer or change purchasing patterns. A number of companies with exposure to the US have already withdrawn earnings guidance. For Futura Medical (FUM), producer of Eroxon, an ED product that does not seem to work very well, the US is a key market.

142 days ago

Futura Medical: producing a rubbish product won’t give your share price a stiffy

It was in August 2023 with shares in Futura Medical (FUM) at 52p t buy that Lucian Miers volunteered to do some on the ground research into Eroxon, its “treatment” for Erectile Dysfunction. It is not as if Lucian, like many grandfathers of his age, needs to use Eroxon, he checked out how it was selling in Boots and the catastrophic online reviews and concluded that if customers do not think a product works they will not reorder and the business is screwed. Today the shares are 18.5p after a massive lack of profits warning.

365 days ago

Chatroom warriors celebrate as Lucian Miers stiffed (geddit?) by Futura Medical trading statement

Before they celebrate too much the gerbils should realise that even though the shares are up by 34% today at 37.1p the bard of the Boleyn is still way ahead on is short bet. But perhaps the trading statement marks a turning point for this producer of Eroxon, a treatment for Erectile Dysfunction which most customers appear to think is useless.

647 days ago

Some real research on Futura Medical – a stonking short

No we have not tried its product Eroxon nor indeed felt the need to do so although Lucian Miers is a grandpa these days. Eroxon is a supposed treatment for Erectile Dysfunction and recently Futura Medical (FUM) followers have got terribly excited about gaining regulatory approval in Saudi Arabia.

680 days ago

Futura Medical approval to launch ED gel in Saudi but who cares? Just look at the terrible reviews

Apparently Saudi is one of the world’s top ten markets for Erectile Disfunction products with 10.45% of married Saudi males unable to get it up. And so Futura Medical (FUM) is terribly excited today about getting regulatory approval for Eroxon its gel which, it claims, allows you to get a stiffy within ten minutes. But…