Futura Medical

42 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: Worthless dog Futura could just be another New World and the same gents are involved

I do not think that Futura Medical (FUM) will bow up the system as New World Oil & Gas (NWO) did in 2015 but there is just a tiny chance. And amazingly it is the same enablers involved. Does nobody ever learn? I recall the events of 2015 and what is happening today.

42 days ago

Futura Medical – how confident is it that folks will not welch on placing as shares collapse?

Is the £1.75 million fund raise announced by ED flop Futura Medical (FUM) on 3 September already …er….flopping? The placing price was 0.2p the shares now trade at 0.18p-0.2p so flipping is no longer possible. And 92% of the money is not actually in yet. Will spiv clients of the scholars and gentlemen at broker Turner Pope welch?

50 days ago

Futura Medical – discount placing for financial masochists only

Raising £1.6 million at just 0.2p for Futura Medical (FUM) will be good news for the scholars and gentlemen at brokers Turner Pope. 5% commission and oodles of warrants on top. Lovely Jubbly. Coke &hookers all round. But…

52 days ago

Futura Medical : does the Fat Lady want some unsold WSD4000 – just 5 weeks cash left

Oh dear Oh dear. Futura Medical (FUM) can waffle on about the joys of its ED product Eroxon or its product to stimulate the ladies, WSD4000, but folks are just not buying it. Half calendar year numbers are out today and although Futura hides just how bad its cash position is, its Nomad, the fragrant Emma Earl at Panmure, has forced it to fess that it will be out of moolah by early October.

107 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: after polishing a bird yesterday, when's the next discounted placing Mr Turd?

Keep the entries to the make Mrs W happy contest flowing please. In today's podcast I apologise for my sins yesterday then discuss Kendrick Resources (KEN), Victoria (VCP), Andrew Monk's VSA Capital (VSA) and Futura Medical (FUM).

108 days ago

Futura Medical: a £2.5 million company with a £7.5 million black hole: go figure

Haleon walked from a US distribution deal and Futura Medical (FUM) the company whose ED product Eroxon has been such a flop with customers, admits that it will now run out of cash by October. So how much does it need to keep going? The company’s broker, the scholars and gentlemen round at Turner Pope admits the awful truth.

127 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: Futura Medical needs to clarify its financial position ASAP

In today's second podcast I look at Futura Medical (FUM), Nanoco (NANO), Defence Holdings (ALRT), Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX), lying and London Bitcoin Company (BTC) which sould also 'fess up on its dire financials.

177 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: AIM plans rule changes, it really cannot be serious

I start with Home REIT (HOME) and Li9am Byrne MP, then Valereum (VLRM) then it is proposed AIM Rule Changes, the difference between Sharestock and Futura Medical (FUM) and finally Eco Buildings (ECOB). Sharestock is now 80% so;ld out so to ensure you get a seat book HERE

177 days ago

Futura Medical 2025 results really are a limp dick – will it even survive into 2027?

The fundamental problem that Futura Medical (FUM) has always had is that its ED product Eroxxon does not seem to impress users at all and thus repeat orders are minimal and with high marketing costs to win new custom it has always been doomed.  Calendar 20025 results out today are window dressed but appalling. The warnings about when the Fat Lady could be calling are explicit. This has a zero written all over it, as Lucian and I have been warning for years.

260 days ago

Futura Medical doesn’t give you a stiffy but it is screwed

No doubt crazy Meg at Bloomberg will be condemning my crude language and double entendres and saying that it damages AIM and my own credibility while also blaming myself and Lucian (and the global shorting conspiracy) for shares in Futura Medical (FUM) crashing from 52p to 1.3p in just 29 months. It is all down to our beastly and hurty words and nothing to do with the fact that the financials have been atrocious as there are so few repeat purchases of the company’s ED product.

344 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: I really hope Catriona and her Dad DON'T listen to this despite the smutty jokes

I start with the WASPI women who may, it seems, get to have their cake and eat it, then the real story of misery behind today's GDP numbers before going onto Futura Medical (FUM), the smutty jokes, the bailout placing and why it is doomed.

351 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: Poisonous mushrooms and poisonous companies

I start with a plague of mushrooms at the Welsh Hovel. Then it is 80 Mile (80M), Victoria (VCP), Defence Holdings (ALRT), Futura Medical (FUM) , The Smarter Web Company (SWC) and Quantum Data Energy (MAST), previously Mast Energy

399 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: Reviewing the career heroics of Lucian Miers as Futura Medical flops again (geddit?)

I look back at how my pal Lucian kicks tyres as a short seller including with Futura Medical (FUM). At the start of the year it forecast calendar 2025 sales of 18.5 million quid. Two downgrades later that could be little more than a Bernie. I discuss how Lucian’s original research meant this was bound to happen.

441 days ago

Futura Medical: at least the bears if not the customers get a stiffy, yet another warning

We bears have maintained all along that the problem that Futura Medical (FUM) is that customers do not think that its main product Eroxon, a supposed treatment for ED, is very good. Customer reviews are dire, repeat orders weak and that was always going to sink the ship. Today comes yet another warning.

471 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Matthew's Dog and Catriona will love the smut, is it time to turn bullish on Futura Medical?

I start with laptop issues which have delayed today. Then it is onto Futura Medical (FUM) a great bear call in the world of ED from myself and Lucian Miers. But is now the time to turn bullish? I discuss.

560 days ago

Futura Medical: Trump Tariffs the excuse with the next warning?

Who knows what the Orange man will say or do next? I do not claim to know but it is clear that the tariff war is causing both businesses and consumers to defer or change purchasing patterns. A number of companies with exposure to the US have already withdrawn earnings guidance. For Futura Medical (FUM), producer of Eroxon, an ED product that does not seem to work very well, the US is a key market.

567 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No2: Bugger I have to go to Greece

There are problems at the hovel so I must fly early on Sunday and am back Thursday. This is not planned and I am very cross about it. I hope that I can minimise disruption on this website. In today's podcast I look at Trump tariffs, market meltdown especially in oil. Then it is Diversified Energy (DEC), Union Jack Oil (UJO), Upland Resources (UPL), Victoria (VCP), Futura Medical (FUIM), Glencore (GLEN), Amaroq (AMRQ), Minoan (MIN) and Celadon (CEL).

631 days ago

Futura Medical: producing a rubbish product won’t give your share price a stiffy

It was in August 2023 with shares in Futura Medical (FUM) at 52p t buy that Lucian Miers volunteered to do some on the ground research into Eroxon, its “treatment” for Erectile Dysfunction. It is not as if Lucian, like many grandfathers of his age, needs to use Eroxon, he checked out how it was selling in Boots and the catastrophic online reviews and concluded that if customers do not think a product works they will not reorder and the business is screwed. Today the shares are 18.5p after a massive lack of profits warning.

852 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Skinbiotherapeutics does not impress this shareholder with its dissembling Dermatonics trading statement

I start with Wales and how not to make it richer. Then I look at Dave Lenigas run Pennpetro (PPP), UK Oil & Gas (UKOG), Helium One (HE1), Futura Medical (FUM) and Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX).

855 days ago

Chatroom warriors celebrate as Lucian Miers stiffed (geddit?) by Futura Medical trading statement

Before they celebrate too much the gerbils should realise that even though the shares are up by 34% today at 37.1p the bard of the Boleyn is still way ahead on is short bet. But perhaps the trading statement marks a turning point for this producer of Eroxon, a treatment for Erectile Dysfunction which most customers appear to think is useless.

1137 days ago

Some real research on Futura Medical – a stonking short

No we have not tried its product Eroxon nor indeed felt the need to do so although Lucian Miers is a grandpa these days. Eroxon is a supposed treatment for Erectile Dysfunction and recently Futura Medical (FUM) followers have got terribly excited about gaining regulatory approval in Saudi Arabia.

1170 days ago

Futura Medical approval to launch ED gel in Saudi but who cares? Just look at the terrible reviews

Apparently Saudi is one of the world’s top ten markets for Erectile Disfunction products with 10.45% of married Saudi males unable to get it up. And so Futura Medical (FUM) is terribly excited today about getting regulatory approval for Eroxon its gel which, it claims, allows you to get a stiffy within ten minutes. But…

1983 days ago

Futura Medical – Entertaining Incompetence, but does anyone care?

With a hat tip to MB, I note that at 4:30 PM and 4:31 PM Friday, Futura Medical (FUM) announced that there was a placing and retail offer at 40p per share. Unfortunately, somebody at Nomad Liberum had forgotten that the market doesn’t actually close until 4:35 PM after the closing auction (which has been the case since 1997).

2495 days ago

This weekend’s Primary Bid Offer is Futura Medical and it is worth a small punt

You know that if you register with Primary Bid via us and take up one of its offers we earn a few bob. Okay. Most of its offers are utter dogs and so I kick myself in the gonads and suggest avoiding like the plague. This weekend’s offer is, on the other hand, worth a small punt so sign up HERE and take part.

2508 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Bidstack shame for Justin the Clown as the coward stays silent & Ted Baker Told y'all

Will Bidstack (BIDS) be £1 at Christmas as Justin the Clown predicted or will it crash with a lack of sales & profits warning. We know it is the latter, Justin is not stupid, just tied in by a busted business model at Vox which I again challenge him to discuss with me in a podcast. So far it is silence from the cowardly clown. I look at Futura Medical (FUM), cue flopping willy jokes, Ted Baker (TED) where I told y’all what would happen and Mothercare (MTC), ditto

2926 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast - pricing and dating bailout placings at Cabot Energy and Asiamet

In today's podcast recorded in my makeshift studio, which is a car half way up a Greek Mountain, I note a landmark for this site, 20 million page views, then cover Rockfire (ROCK), Asiamet (ARS), Cabot Energy (CAB), CyanConnode (CYAN) and a mega scandal, Anglo African Agriculture (AAAP), Concepta (CPT) & Futura Medical (FUM)