Gourmand

26 days ago

Should this not be an RNS Wishbone? David Lenigas shows no self awareness as he takes to twitter

On 25 September 2025 the price of gold was $3756 oz. Today it is $5,076 oz. Most gold stocks have made decent to spectacular gains thanks to that. But shares in Richard Poulden and David Lenigas promote Wishbone Gold (WSBN) have plunged from 190p to just 74p. Who is to blame? Showing a monumental lack of self awareness, Lenigas took to twitter last night and blamed….the frigging British.

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333 days ago

Evil’s Rule: Audioboom

As Nigel reminded us the other day, a golden rule from London’s most bombastic short seller Evil Knievil ( not to be confused with his fellow gourmand and bear Evil Banksta) is that a director share purchase which is small relative to his or her net wealth or salary is not a buy signal but a sell signal. Today we have news from Audioboom (BOOM) following its FY and Q1 results earlier this week:
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1546 days ago

Online Blockchain – schoolboy error in joke accounts: a restatement will be needed, guess which Nomad signed off this boo boo?

I need to write this quickly so as not to interrupt the luncheon plans of Mr Roland “Fatty” Cornish, Nomad to this fine company. I would imagine that the start of Advent or the anniversary of the birth of Winston Churchill or the fact that it is Wednesday will be seen as good reason for a celebratory seven course meal starting as soon as Fatty has finished his elevenses. And so to rush. Fatty, you and your client Online Blockchain (OBC), the bastard parent of ADVFN (AFN) have goofed with final results today and those results will have to be re-stated. That is, if you care about accounting rules as much as you care about your reputation as the City’s greatest gourmand.

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2233 days ago

The Biggest Clown on AIM: Roland Fatty Cornish warns Brian Basham who quit last week that ADVFN might now have to sack him

It may well be that London’s worst Nomad, the Cambridge educated gourmand, Roland “Fatty” Cornish has, in between meals, invented a time machine. Or perhaps he is just not very bright but that the tutors at Pembroke College thought he was a jolly good fellow who had been to the right school and that the College VIII needed a bit of ballast in the middle? I shall leave you to decide.

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3506 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast - Tearing Alba apart & help with my dessert gooseberries

I have a stack of dessert gooseberries. I know they should be in a fruit salad but I can't buy into that so want to put them into a crumble but with what? I seek answers from any gourmands or gourmets who are listening. Then I look at Alba (ALBA) in detail, its placing ahoy! I move through Northbridge Industrial (NBI), Gable (GAH) and the mystery of the dog that barked in the night, Gulf Keystone (GKP), Keller (KLR) and FastForward Innovations (FFWD).

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