Jonathan Swann

24 days ago

Technology Minerals and the deafening sound of silence, the FCA needs to force a statement

On 15 January the insolvent shitco Technology Minerals (TM1) announced a reconstruction including a small placing which had been completed and a secondary placing of #2 million needed to partially refinance loan notes held by spiv broker Fortified and our old pal Comrade Jonathan “kiss of death: Swann. Fortified and Swanny were also going to get new shares in part consideration. Now good news travels fast…

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61 days ago

Technology Minerals shares still suspended, is it really up the swanny?

I know that the UK’s leading small cap investor has historically been an enthusiastic supporter of Technology Minerals (TM1) so perhaps comrade Jonathan Swann might explain why the directors are not in serious legal doggy doo doo.

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65 days ago

Roast PR has a new material shareholder owner, it's Jonathan Mark Swann

I have been highly critical of Roast PR in the past, as it has a business model of providing PR and share tips for poor quality penny dreadfuls and worse. Talking of which, it has a big new shareholder…

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65 days ago

How to make a small fortune in small caps? Swanny is at it again!

How do you make a small fortune in small caps? Start with a big fortune and invest in complete and utter shite like Technology Minerals (TM1), Conroy Gold (CGNR) and, of course, Chill Brands (CHLL). That is the Swanny way. To be fair to my pal Jonathan Swann he is a very nice guy. Anyhow he is at it again

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324 days ago

Chill Brands: Swanny averages down again, still no accounts

The dog is still eating the auditors homework so we still do not have audited accounts for the year to March 31 2024 from Chill Brands (CHLL) let alone the following interims. But progress is being made and thanks to Jonathan “kiss of death” Swann it looks as if Chill can hoodwink the auditors that it is a going concern and so we should have numbers out in May. That is the good news.

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