5 days ago
Who do I, as a West Ham diehard, support if our arch rivals Millwall play our other arch rivals the dirtbags at Spurs? It is a really hard call. I’d want both to lose. I am not quite at that point when it comes to the boardroom battle at wretched Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT). I think everyone knows that I am no fan of Mir or his proposed chairman Howard White of Hydrogen Utopia (HUI) infamy or of Zak’s ghastly sister from Shares Magazine who sent me such a horrible letter. But on the other hand …
8 days ago
If Mir can show some backbone he might just be an unlikely hero for once. He has his failings and I don't like some of his mates but on this one occassion, I stand shoulder with Zak Mir. Do not say that I am not a nice and forgiving sort of chap.
9 days ago
Formerly Big Dish , Amala Foods (DISH) has been a long term uber dog, as one would expect from a company promoted aggressively by Zak Mir. It has no assets of note and almost no cash. Yet today its shares are up by 45% to 0.13p. Be careful out there folks.
35 days ago
I have written to the regulator as the vermin Paul Mathieson is withholding critical information from investors ahead of a critical GM of Amazing AI (AAI) on 30 December. Arguably he has also broken listing rules with regard to his published financials not that he’d care. I have asked that question
48 days ago
AQSE uber dog Lift Global Ventures (LFT) has announced that its AGM due to be held tomorrow is, at the last minute postponed to an unspecified date. Presumably that new date will be outside the six months post June 30th year end when an AGM should be held although I am not sure what the implications are of that. However, the excuse given is 100% bullshit
51 days ago
Enough is enough. A man who endorses the actions of a CEO who weaponizes suicide is a man that the City should cold shoulder. But it is not on that basis that I have written to the FCA, AQSE regulation and Oberon, the advisor to Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT). The brown envelope man needs to be put out of business for committing what I argue below is, industrial scale, market abuse.
53 days ago
WeCap (WCAP) is an Aquis listed stock and has recently been subject of a lot of promotion on X from rampers like Big Gib highlighting a potential arbitrage opportunity. If you needed another read flag, Zak Mir's Lift Global Ventures (LFT) is also a holder. Yesterday We Cap announced in a business update the following:
54 days ago
The loans business behind Amazing AI (AAI) had already listed on three Exchanges before it joined AQSE at 80p per share less than two years ago. Each time it racked up huge losses and delisted costing shareholders everything. For some reason Liam Murray at Cairn thought it would be different this time. Today, with the shares suspended at 0.275p after advisor Guild quit because of the weaponization of suicide tweet, Amazing says it plans to leave AQSE. But its defamatory statement makes no sense at all.
61 days ago
The Financial Reporting Council has already got back to me to confirm it is looking into the dodgy accounts of Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT) at my suggestion. But it is not his mickey mouse accounting that is the biggest issue it is the inherent corruption of his business model. As Versarien (VRS) prepares to go into administration, as soon as today, it is worth considering Mir’s record here
63 days ago
I am no great fan of the world of share promotion in which David Burton of Total Market Solutions operates but among the folks operating out the best of breed and in a retweet yesterday, below, he appears to have spilled the beans on the near one million pound placing at 1p in September by Amazing AI (AAI). He gives a shocking insight into what happened.
66 days ago
Though he is wrong on almost all matters, there are a few things myself and the Euroloon Jonathan Price can agree on: that our mutual lifelong support of West Ham is painful; that Price’s Mrs is way out of his league and that the Daily Mail is an abomination of a publication. Its financial section is, as I have flagged up on many occasions, guilty of gross moral turpitude. Pumping La Willingham’s Nightcap (NGHT) with bogus numbers was one crime. But the regular crime is carrying the Proactive Column with no mention of how the stocks pumped with grossly misleading copy are ones that pay Proactive.
70 days ago
Having spaffed three quarters of a Bernie lending money to a related party insolvent oil company, Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT) has announced a significant pivot to Artificial intelligence via:
71 days ago
Lift Global Ventures (LFT) published its final results to 30 June 2025 yesterday. It also published another RNS about its proposed pivot to artificial intelligence as Dave Richards MBE of the Wandisco fraud infamy seized control from brown envelope man Zak Mir, which I will cover later.
86 days ago
I have written to Lee Lederberg, the audit partner at Edwards Veeder who signed off on the June 30 2024 annual accounts of Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT) and who is now working on the 2025 accounts. I have cc’d in my pals at the Financial Reporting Council as I try, as a good citizen, to alert Lee as to why he should resign and report the wretched Mir for misleading investors.
88 days ago
It almost goes without saying that Trans African has again missed the deadline to repay the It almost goes without saying that Trans African has again missed the deadline to repay the £1 million it owes Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT). The cash was lent in early 2024 and was first due for repayment more than a year ago. But numerous revised deadlines have been missed and now the deadline has again been extended from today to January 31. As Trans has no cash and is insolvent to the tune of more than £4.5 million it will clearly never pay. Meanwhile the brown envelope man is working on his accounts or the year to June 30th.
97 days ago
I start with the immigration farce. You have to laugh if it was not so incompetent. Then it is Eco Buildings (ECOB), Ariana (AAU), Golden Prospect (GPM), Lift Global Ventures (LFT), Eurasia Mining (EUA) and Flip Flop Ben Turney falling on his sword at Kavango (KAV). Fear not, I have not offered him a job back here!
113 days ago
Still not coming clean about the legal claims for a six figure sum against his company Lift Global Ventures (LFT), a claim that could almost entirely erase its balance sheet, the brown envelope man Zak Mir is the ultimate victim. Educated at Harrow and London University until he dropped out he explained at the weekend how he is just not part of the City establishment.
118 days ago
I guess his very silly sister at Shares Magazine will view it as racist to report Zak Mir to the Financial Reporting Council for a series of accounting blunders at his Lift Global Ventures (LFT) shitco. Wait till she discovers that I have Nigel Farage’s number on my speed dial! Anyhow, the FRC has dropped me a note today thanking me for dobbing in brown envelope man as you an see below. The ruling is clear, Zak has been a naughty boy
128 days ago
I name names of those guilty of crime and those who just look the other way. Among the companies linked to this fraudster are Red Rock Resources (RRR), Union Jack Oil (UJO) Hemogenyx (HEMO), Sealand Capital Galaxy (SCGL), zak Mir's Lift Global Ventures (LFT), Globo (GBO) and Genflow (GENF). The FCA gets a note about Sealand and its CEO tomorrow but anyone holding shares in any company with a direct link here is insane.
133 days ago
You may remember that I suggested that for using company funds for personal gain and for trousering $1.1 million thanks to an employee fraud, I suggested that Dave Richards of Wandisco (WAND) infamy should lose his MBE. I wrote to the Forfeiture Committee about the new chairman of brown envelope man’s Lift Global Ventures HERE. And now, I have a response. The issue is live!
152 days ago
Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT) has not addressed the pressng issue, exposed here yesterday, of a legal claim that could wipe out its dwindling cash reserves. And some. With the shares trading less often than West Ham manage to win a game maybe nobody at AQSE Regulation cares about the possibility of bankruptcy. The core business of Mir and Lift Global, pumping penny dreadfuls in return for undeclared brown envelopes continues apace.
152 days ago
I start with a couple of Sharestock issues that make me angry. then more on how Comrade Brian Basham is trying to take the Georgina Energy (GEX) scandal forward. It also makes me angry. Then Zak Mir's dirty little secret that could sink Lift Global (LFT), Eight Capital Partners (ECP), with Liam Murray asleep at the wheel ( again), will David Lenigas 'fess up with a London Bitcoin Company (BTC) trading statement and Smarter Web Company (SWC) and the increasingly poor vicar Andrew Carter.
180 days ago
I discuss early blackberries, crashing house prices, Cambridge Cognition (COG) and Zak Mir's Lift Global Ventures (LFT) its new chairman, the thief, and much else. It's all so much sordid rubbish but no doubt the silly sister insists its racist to say so
212 days ago
Another day and another deadline missed. Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT) was due to get a related party loan to a £4 million insolvent company repaid last August. But the cheque from Africa us still "in the post" or rather has not been sent at all. The deadline has yet again be pushed back to 31 July from 30 June. What’s the point of setting a deadline if it has to be moved every month? Meanwhile Zak’s weekend “journalism”, i.e. pumping shitcos in return for brown envelopes is entertaining.
213 days ago
I flagged up the ghastly CV of Peter Wall, the chairman of TAP Global (TAP) on Friday. One of the other Directors is John Taylor, a non-executive who is there to protect shareholders interests. I note that his CV indicates he undertook a similar a role at Bidstack Group Plc (BIDS) from 15 November 2017 to 2 July 2019.That ended well. Not!
219 days ago
Oh dear, oh dear, I fear that Mr. Lee Lederberg of Edwards Veedeer (UK) Limited, the man who signs off the ludicrous accounts of Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT), is in a spot of bother following the suspension of shares in AIM Casino listed Craven House Capital (CRV). I shall be writing to my good pals at the FRC later today.
238 days ago
Not a lot of folks know this, but Zak Mir plays the guitar which might see him taking a new career in busking when Lift Global Ventures (LFT) finally goes bust. And so for Zak, as it’s 20, 20, 24 hours to go to can kick day, a song:
246 days ago
272 days ago
Brown Envelope Man is very much used to the cash strapped penny dreadful PLCs whose shares he ramps in return for undeclared payments telling him that the cheque to his Lift Global Ventures (LFT) POS company is “in the post”. He might even believe it.
275 days ago
With disgraced penny share hustler Zak Mir Not being a great numbers man it is worth reminding him that this Wednesday is April 30th and that is the latest in a series of serially revised deadline days when it claims that insolvent Trans-Africa Energy will repay it £1.25 million to Mir's Lift Global Ventures (LFT). That is an original loan of £750,000 plus an additional £500,000 for constantly agreeing to defer repayment from last August.
302 days ago
That silly woman from Shares Magazine probably thinks it is racist to make that Zak Mir/Lift Global Ventures (LFT) joke again but it is good enough as the shares plunge to a new low to make it yet again. But seriously folks, I ten turn to Marechale Capital (MAC), the upper class twit of the year 2012-24 and Weardale Lithium, Ariana (AAU),.First Class Metals (FCM), Cirata (CRTA) and Aston Martin (AML)(, both of which are still shorts. I also look at gold stocks as gold hits a new high of $3,123 oz.
306 days ago
324 days ago
Naturally Zak Mir does not disclose that his financially challenged firm Lift Global Ventures (LFT) is paid to promote the shares of Blackbird (BIRD), the company that is so disruptive and cutting edge that in its 28th year has yet to make a profit in any single accounting period. It is surely the ultimate AIM producer of jam tomorrow and with Zak’s kiss of death, things can only get worse. If you have seven minutes of your life to waste
362 days ago
423 days ago
Hapless accountants Edwards Veeder were put on notice by myself HERE that I’d be watching the 2024 annual results from Brown Envelope Man’s Life Global Ventures (LFT). Christmas came early for me with a dog’s dinner of an effort from Lee Lederberg and I have written to my good pals at the Financial Reporting Council
429 days ago
Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT) waited until late in the day Thursday to publish its annual report on its website so I have taken a deeper dive into its numbers. Lift has a structural problem in that even if you ignore the investments write offs of £750,000 in Trans Africa Energy and £67,106 of other mostly investment losses it still generated a loss of £159,046 on revenue of £476,506. So, its ongoing business is not sustainable as a public company because of the cost base.
432 days ago
432 days ago
679 days ago
The other day, HERE, I revealed how almost half the revenue generated by Miriad Limited, previously owned by Mr Zak Mir aka “Brown Envelope Man” and his wife had to be written off or provided for as potential bad debts by Lift Global Ventures (LFT).
684 days ago
The annual report of Lift Global Ventures (LFT) has now appeared on the Lift website and we can take a more detailed look at the business run by Zak Mir aka “Brown Envelope Man”.
707 days ago
In today’s podcast I look at why charting is folly, musicMagpie (MMAG), Tintra (TNT), Empresaria (EMR) and numerous lessons we can all learn and Lift Global Ventures (LFT) run by brown envelope man Zak Mir and why its results are so utterly misleading.
914 days ago
From £70 million to nothing, as Deepverge (DVRG) awaits almost certain administration investors in this company will have lost everything. But did someone make a packet? I bring you below three tweets and an article by the Sith Lord Zak Mir of Lift Global Ventures (LFT). The article ( dated 7 February 2023) talks of a “tsunami of cash” being on its way to Deepverge. Hmmm.
957 days ago
Most journalists worry that Artificial Intelligence, AI, will in due course threaten their jobs. Zak Mir claims to be a member of the National Union of Journalists but, judging by an update from his Aquis listed Lift Global Ventures (LFT) yesterday, his work will only be threatened by advances in the development of Artificial Stupidity.
1041 days ago
In today’s podcast I discuss PILOWs and Agriterra (AGTA), Jubilee Metals (JLP), Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (JOKE) and Versarien (VRS), and Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI). I also mention my second training walk for Woodlarks on Saturday as described HERE. Please consider how I suffered tedium if not pain and donate to this great cause. So far just 4 of you have donated, I am sure more of you can afford a tenner. Please donate HERE
1087 days ago
Oh dear, oh dear, the Sith Lord Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT) becomes more of a joke every day. Its first investment, when it was a media consolidation play, was Zak’s own company brown envelopes company Miriad, a deal which broke all sorts of rules and stank. Now there is another related party deal, as Lift goes into energy. You could not make this up.
1112 days ago
“For fuck’s sake you ghastly foreigner and all round oik I told you to sod off” screamed in unison both the world’s leading chartist and CEO of Lift Global Ventures and Aloysius as once again the windows of the chartists luxury apartment were flung wide open by the ghostly apparition. “Nadolig Llawen” said the ghost once again and beckoned the great technical analyst to come towards him.
1112 days ago
The world’s best known chartist and CEO of Lift Global Ventures had a long discussion with the only bear who should not be serving a life sentence in South Georgia, that is to say Aloysius. They concluded that the ghostly apparition from earlier in the night was a ghastly oik probably a foreigner too, speaking Frog and all that, and so should be disregarded. It really was beddy byes time. But the great chartist struggled to fall asleep. And then….
1115 days ago
‘twas the night before Christmas and the UK’s best known and leading chartist and CEO of Aquis listed Lift Global Ventures was perched on the edge of his four poster bed. His faithful teddy bear Aloysius urged him to consider snuggling up with him underneath his duvet, adorned with the Harrow School crest. But something was playing on the mind of Europe’s leading technical analyst, Mr Zak Mir.
1124 days ago
First things first. We now need just £240 to wrap up the Woodlarks Christmas appeal. Please give a tenner HERE so we can do that on Monday. Thank you in advance. Second I am a bit delirious and explain why. Finally, is this the end of Zak Mir at the Lift Global Ventures (LFT) swizzle?
1260 days ago
It has been suggested to me that my criticism of Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT) is driven by jealousy in that The Sith Lord is clearly coining it in. Au contraire. It is because everything about this stinks. And if the FCA and Aquis Regulation were not so utterly useless they would be all over this. Let me explain why.
1261 days ago
I start with the wildlife diversity and will leave you in supense ahead of the drive back to Wrexham which starts in one hour. Then it is onto Zak Mir’s sordid Lift Global Ventures (LFT), more Clem Chambers gimps getting the boot at ADVFN (AFN) and Bidstack (BIDS) where after today’s piss poor interims, even Stevie Wonder can see that the writing is on the wall about the next bailout placing.
1346 days ago
Thanks to Yair Tauman, he is no longer able to draw a £300,000 salary and an even bigger expense account at ADVFN (AFN), so what now for Clem Chambrs? There was the hilarious attempt to stag the disastrous IPO of Lift Global Ventures, but a man needs more in life. So as you can see below Clem is now a celebrated artist with his work showing later this week in a “flash” exhibition in Paris. In case you are in Frogland I also bring you a couple of Clem’s masterpieces. They don’t float my boat but maybe you have a “different” taste?
1352 days ago
Lift Global Ventures (LFT) – a cash shell that buys assets in the financial media world – was listed at 3p on 29 April, after a fundraise which brought in £1.73 million. That, we are told, was “oversubscribed”, which is obviously a testimony to the brilliance of its CEO, the Sith Lord Zak Mir. Every bandit in town is on the shareholder list, as well as upstanding blue-chip investors like David Lenigas and ex ADVFN boss, Clem “a legend in his own expenses lunchtime” Chambers.
