Lucy Williams

86 days ago

EXPOSE: Who wants to be a billionaire? The Atlas Metals spoof with that Eurasia Mining chap at the centre

You just cannot make this shit up. Well maybe you can if it comes to the London small cap scene. Atlas Metals (AMG) shares are today up by 300% to 40p on news that it is set to do a RTO buying a company worth £1 billion with its own shares. At 40p Atlas is capitalized at £6 million. This is a ludicrous spoof and all those involved, notably competent person sign off Christian Schaffalitzky of Eurasia (EUA) infamy, CEO Christopher Chadwick, brokers fragrant Lucy Williams at Peterhouse and Nick Emmerson at SI Capital should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. If I was a sexist old beast I’d be volunteering to spank Lucy’s bottom personally. This is a monstrous spoof.

429 days ago

Spoof of the day: Hemogenyx Pharmaceuticals fund raise and associated pig and pork

How on earth does financial adviser SP Angel and broker Peterhouse Capital sign off on such obvious bollocks. I know that SP Angel is happy to sign off on any old fraud but Lucy Williams at Peterhouse surely you are better than this? You are meant to be a socialist woman of principle, I say to you resign and resign now! Be brave like Rosie Duffield and walk! Hemogenyx (HEMO) is taking the piss with a complete spoof of a pig and pork fund raise.

695 days ago

UPDATED: Big Dave Lenigas – is almost 3 months a short time? What are you hiding now?

I have put this question to the broker to the latest insolvent Lenigas promote, the fragrant Lucy Williams at Peterhouse but not yet had a response. You may remember that at the last possible moment Pennpetro (PPP) ducked out of publishing results for calendar 2022 by changing its year end, for no reason at all, to March 31.

2838 days ago

Hemogenyx shares soar 117% after two tweets - is this the new RNS? Surely this is a bit naughty

Is @HemoGenyx the corporate account of HemoGenyx (HEMO)? Sadly PR poltroon Paul "Queenie" McManus of Walbrook and pouting brokerette Lucy Williams of Peterhouse have yet to return my calls as I pose this question. But since the lamentable Walbrook has tweeted directed to @HemoGenyx in the past they are either complete idiots (well they are) or that is all the confirmation one needs. Which makes the last two tweets on this account all the more outrageous. You can see them below. Bear in mind there has been no supporting RNS.