51 days ago
On 25 September Hamak Strategy (HAMA) CEO Nick Thurlow told mug punters in an investor meeting that his company was fully funded for 12 months. With negative net current assets that was clearly disingenuous, either Hamak had to sell some of its 20 bitcoin or it needed to issue shares. Today it has announced not one but two death spirals! Confetti ahoy!
77 days ago
I was promised an imminent update of the health status of patients 1 and 2 by an advisor to overpromoted box of snakes shitco Hemogenyx (HEMO) two days ago. I have heard nothing which makes me fear for their health. They will be in my prayers tonight since had they been running half marathons I would have had a speedy response saying just that. And this silence, as I explained HERE, should make shareholders run for the hills.
86 days ago
You just cannot make this shit up. Well maybe you can if it comes to the London small cap scene. Atlas Metals (AMG) shares are today up by 300% to 40p on news that it is set to do a RTO buying a company worth £1 billion with its own shares. At 40p Atlas is capitalized at £6 million. This is a ludicrous spoof and all those involved, notably competent person sign off Christian Schaffalitzky of Eurasia (EUA) infamy, CEO Christopher Chadwick, brokers fragrant Lucy Williams at Peterhouse and Nick Emmerson at SI Capital should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. If I was a sexist old beast I’d be volunteering to spank Lucy’s bottom personally. This is a monstrous spoof.
95 days ago
The grifter Andrew Webley is panicking. Shares in The Smarter Web Company (SWC) continue to fall on an almost daily basis despite the prayers of the Reverend Andrew Carter and the manic tweeting of the grifter himself. A few weeks ago he announced an “upgrade” of auditor. Ching ching. That will add to the cost base.
122 days ago
Yesterday morning I pointed out that the valuation of Hamak Gold (HAMA) was bitcoin in treasury bonkers and that the 7 AM appointment of Bernie Madoff superfan Nicola Horlick was a red flag. Then at 4.30 PM we were told that executive director James Lawrence had quit with immediate effect. Maybe he was not such a Madoff superfan. The odd thing is that …
123 days ago
Just when I thought that every bad penny of self important egomaniac in town had jumped on the bandwagon there is another blast from the past to dumbfound we cynics of the bitcoin in treasury madness. The antics of Nicola Horlick and her equally ghastly ex husband Timmy have been well documented on this website, the highlight being when she charged fat due diligence fees at her Bramdean outfit to invest millions of pounds of client money in Bernie Madoff ponzi funds. Some due diligence Nicola.
130 days ago
You think bitcoin in treasury makes sense? You are wowed by new fangled valuation metrics pushed by grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company (SWC), you cannot go to enough Group Think mutual masturbation sessions with Peterhouse, Hill Dickinson and Coinsilium (COIN). Step outside of the bubble for an instant and enjoy a very impressive video from commentator Patrick Boyle and, without resorting to abuse, tell me why he is wrong.
130 days ago
Sheryl, who I was warming to, today says on X that my writings on the Smarter Web Company (SWC) are both unhelpful and don’t move the market but that as they are behind a paywall and the poor girl can’t afford to access them as she is “a bit short of fiat”, she has not actually read them. But she thinks “Shall we leave it to @asjwebley and @smarterweb and their advisers @peterhousecap, Hill Dickinson @Tennyson_Secs etc. to sort out?” Go on grifter Webley and your lacky crony capitalists, you are too scared to face me in debate, how do you plan to “sort me out”? A lawyers letter for stating facts? Go ahead bitchez, see you in court! Meanwhile yet more shares have been issued.
132 days ago
Having survived a wildlife diversity scare I arrived back at the Greek Hovel last night to answer emails and then to deal with a bonkers twitter barrage from what appear to be promoters of bitcoin and bitcoin in treasury investments, that is say industry professionals.
133 days ago
Back when the shares were 81p and as they have fallen steadily ever since folks like Malcolm Palle, Eddy Travia, the goons at brokers Peterhouse, SI Capital, Oak Securities and Oberon (yes Coinsilium (COIN) really does have 4 retained brokers) and various shady promoters and BBMs have been assuring the sheeple that the shares were so cheap. “Don’t listen to dinosaurs like Tom Winnifrith, he’s just bitter for missing out, a failed fund manager, he doesn’t realise that it will be different this time. He is so yesterday. He is always wrong.” They whispered such venom into the ears of the gullible.
157 days ago
I start with a CV lying minister telling lies about job creation, then Peterhouse and the small cap equivalent of shagging Rose West, Wishbone (WSBN), the vermin Gavin Burnell of Globo (GBO) fraud infamy, Cel AI (CLAI) and Optibiotix (OPTI)
163 days ago
I am still humbled by the suggestion HERE that it is within my power to wipe a billion quid off the valuation of joke bitcoin in treasury companies in my role as co-ordinator of the global shorting conspiracy. Just when you thought that investors in Vinanz (BTC), off from 54p to 29.5p in just over 24 hours or The Smarter Web Company (SWC). Down from 500p to 295p over the past day, could not get any madder…
165 days ago
As we have seen with Optibiotix (OPTI) the phrase Strategic investor” is one that aims to impress but often, if the truth be known, should do quite the reverse. Today, The Smarter Web Company (SWC) has announced that a “strategic investor” has invested £3.795259 million at 495p, Friday’s closing bid price.
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I start with gardening news then a sack the chairman and NED at Optibiotix (OPTI) update, keep pledging your support HERE – we may be over 5% already. Finally the IPO of The Smart Web Company and today’s coverage in the Mail on Sunday, this is a scandal and a disgrace at every level.
220 days ago
I have been a perma bear of Hemogenyx (HEMO) flagging up pig and pork fund raisings, outrageous claims of progress that cannot be justified, executive greed and more. But for some reason I missed yesterday’s calendar 2024 results. Luckily Liverpool’s greatest numbers man since Ken Dodd is on the case and flags up what a total horror show this is. Evil Banksta opines:
263 days ago
360 days ago
I guess if you are in the Rowland family you do not give a FF about the rules. Like father like son. But I had thought that advisors Peterhouse were not complete and utter scumbags. Maybe I was, as is my wont, just too charitable.
429 days ago
695 days ago
I have put this question to the broker to the latest insolvent Lenigas promote, the fragrant Lucy Williams at Peterhouse but not yet had a response. You may remember that at the last possible moment Pennpetro (PPP) ducked out of publishing results for calendar 2022 by changing its year end, for no reason at all, to March 31.
1142 days ago
On 14 October Richard Poulden’s Valereum Blockchain (VLRM) the cash guzzling POS ramped by David Lenigas announced that it had switched Aquis adviser from Peterhouse (credible) to First Sentinel (er…). Poulden presented this as a triumph tweeting, disingenuously,:
1150 days ago
Natch the announcement that the Richard Poulden/ Dave Lenigas sham that is Valereum Blockchain (VLRM) has signed up a new strategic advisor was signed off by corporate advisor Peterhouse but it is the directors who took responsibility and they should be ashamed. Here’s why.
1151 days ago
Yesterday I flagged up the laughable interims from the Richard Poulden/David Lenigas/Zak Mir ramp Valereum (VLRM) in which the company claimed that a £6 million overdraft facility was a current asset. I know that both Poulden and Mir were keen supporters of the bogus cult of Modern Monetary Theory so maybe that is where this all comes from: rather than printing money, Poulden is printing assets. I blamed Ms Heena Karani and advisors Peterhouse for allowing this novel, and wholly bogus, new development in accounting to be published. I was wrong and offer my apologies to Ms. Karani and to Peterhouse. Well sort of.
1198 days ago
Having told a grotesque lie to investors about raising cash which it had in fact not raised, the board of Aquis listed Love Hemp (LIFE) should be in jail. Instead, with almost no cash, it limps on, its shares suspended as no advisor has signed up to replace Peterhouse, which quit when the lie emerged. Today another deceit.
1208 days ago
CBD outfit Love Hemp (LIFE), backed by boxer Anthony Joshua , is the company that lied to investors about having raised cash when it had not. That led to its Aquis adviser (Peterhouse) quitting and the shares being suspended on May 3. It says it is still talking to a new adviser but which adviser is bent enough to want to act for a company that lies about such matters? And then there is a trading statement today.
1230 days ago
The aquis-listed pot play, Love Hemp (LIFE) - backed by boxer, Anthony Joshua – committed fraud in February of this year. Its adviser, Peterhouse, rightly quit, leaving the shares suspended. Today, Love has reshuffled the corporate deckchairs and is talking to a new advisor, so people can trade its shares again. Which advisor is so bent that it will act for a demonstrable fraud?
1305 days ago
Love Hemp (LIFE), the pot play backed by boxer Anthony Joshua, and its executive chairman Andrew Male are liars, they are prepared to deceive investors in a material and repeated way. That is beyond doubt and nothing will ever change the character of Male and thus the company he runs. That is why Peterhouse resigned as its corporate advisor and the shares were suspended. Today, with NED Graham Mullis of Novacyt (NCYT) infamy leading the spinning we are served up gold standard bullshit. You could not make this up.
1308 days ago
First thing yesterday morning shares in Love Hemp (LIFE) the pot play backed by boxer Anthony Joshua saw its shares suspended. At 4.35 PM it fessed to the grisly truth: it had lied about a fund raise announced on 8 February. But then it carried on lying. No wonder, adviser Peterhouse has resigned.
1366 days ago
What does your listed client have to hide? The truth I suspect. But two days of silence on this Standard listed POS really is not good. I look at what is happening in Ukraine and what happens next and suggest that some Ukranians are now not being sensible or reasonable. I cover Omega Diagnostics (ODX), Amigo (AMGO), Guild ESports (GILD) and Predator Oil & Gas (PRD).
1392 days ago
Once a dawg with fleas always a dawg with fleas. I covered the horrors of David Lenigas created horror story Afriag (AFRI) in full. Eventually after too many criminals such as Yusuf Kajee were exposed by this fine website, the company was booted off AIM and then, via a RTO organized by those scallywags at Peterhouse which took two years to consumate, became a medicianal cannabis play based in Jamaica and listed on the Aquis lobster pot. On April 13 2021 £2.5 million was raised at 5pand the company became Apollon Formularies (APOL). Now follow the white rabbit for the shares are now 2.6p and a cash crisis looms.
1490 days ago
There are suggestions today that Chill Brands (CHLL) next bailout fundraise will be at 5p. I would suggest that this is the bull case. Rapidly running out of cash and with a business model that is a proven failure I cannot see why this business will be rescued until it is on the brink and the spivs at broker Peterhouse do a friends and family offer at 0.1p turning it into a cash shell. What is clear is that the shares will collapse as stale bulls dump and that anyone hanging on is insane. But what of the FCA?
1570 days ago
This will come as a bit of a shock to France’s Warren Buffett – Braveheart Investment Group (BRH) run by spiv pump and dumper Trevor Brown has raised £2.5 million via Peterhouse at just 18p. Wowzer. This stinks to high heaven. Shame on all concerned and here is why.
1654 days ago
They used to be called cash shells but Peterhouse likes to brand its pointless financial creations SPACs (Special Purpose Acquisition Companies) to make them sound more sexy. Of course what they really are, are money making machines for greedy founder investors and rampers like Chris Akers, the Wolf of AIM, and for financiers like Peterhouse who float them on a production line of greed.
1745 days ago
I start with the Poulden/Lenigas/Peterhouse/Mir ramp Upper Thames (UPPT). Then it is onto Ridgecrest (RDGC) where I go through the exact timeline of events and all the issues which the FCA should examine in a formal enquiry. Then I have new questions for Zoetic (ZOE) and its loathsome PR Mr Henry Halfwitted-TopHat, formerly the PR of choice to Chinese fraudsters on AIM, about District 8, the RTO and what actually happened and finally comment on the weekend analysis of Versarien (VRS). Both it and Zoetic are shares where my target remains 0p.
1753 days ago
Deep Throat has sent Winnileaks 2 confidential presentations for cannabis IPOs c.o low grade brokers Novum and Peterhouse. Novum bats for the Beckham linked Cellular Goods which I exposed here and it is so sleazy it includes a chart of the share price of the Zoetic (ZOE) fraud as a reason to buy. I discuss these companies as well as the Peterhouse play, Spinnaker Opportunies (SPO). If that opportunity knocks, I’ll pass. I look at Remote Monitored Systems (RMS) and discuss the two shares I bought and why: Red Rock Resources (RRR) and AEX Gold (AEXG).
1774 days ago
I warned you on Friday that with the scoundrel penny share spivs at LSE Sharetalk, the house of Zak Mir, ramping away, the 3p share price of AIM shell Ridgecrest (RDGC) was insane and that even broker Peterhouse which has only last Wednesday raised £2 million (gross) at 0.6p would be vaguely embarrassed. Indeed, that seems to be the case as now the company has been forced to issue a statement.
1780 days ago
Sabien (SNT) has been around for years developing boilers that were going to revolutionise the world. Whatever. Floated at 52p per share in 2006, its shares now trade at 0.1p after more catastrophic news. Losses to date are in excess of £5 million but at least it has been providing a steady source of coke and hookers cash for London’s Nomads, brokers, PR fluffies et al. Today came a real shocker.
1930 days ago
Standard listed Cobra Resources (COBR) is the sort of enterprise that gives Aussie stock promoters a bad name. It has two brokers to pump the stock and do placings as often as possible, the esteemed blue chip houses of Peterhouse and SI Capital. Lots of placings, lots of dilution, but lots of commission, coke and hookers all round. It also employs THREE firms of the calibre of LSE Share Talk to pump the stock to mug punters. But an RNS release of 17 August surely goes a step too far.
1992 days ago
Peterhouse is the broker, Chris Akers is on board, Dave Lenigas is too and now there is a paid for interview over at ShareTalk. It is almost the perfect cocktail. So what is the collective noun for a group of share rampers> A bluster? A promote? A festering turd? The stock here is Pires Investments (PIRI) and Big Dave has twitter diarrhoea.
2006 days ago
Attis Oil & Gas (AOGL) formerly Mayan Energy and Northcote Energy has long been a stain on the underbelly of the AIM casino. Today it enters a new chapter of infamy and once again the architect is broker Peterhouse Corporate Finance. Before today there were 3.9 billion shares in issue. Now, following a debt for equity swap and a placing at just 0.0115p, there are 14.7 billion and Peterhouse has been given enough warrants to take the fully diluted total to 15 billion.
2006 days ago
I have covered the shenanigans at Peterhouse & Chris Akers ramp All Active Asset Management (AAA) a number of times, notably HERE. At 2p it is valued at £15 million its net assets are, at best, £5 million. Now we have news of management change and this makes the stench ever more overwhelming.
2042 days ago
Here we go again. Grace Slick could have been thinking of Peterhouse’s antics – as exposed here - when penning her most famous number “When logic and proportion, Have fallen sloppy dead” Exactly. So what is the ValiRx (VAL) white rabbit?
2216 days ago
Of course what Bidstack (BIDS) should be doing is issuing a trading statement via RNS. Does it still expect to have 24 games live by December 31 as forecast by Peterhouse. Or to have FY revenues of £5.75 million (having managed £26,000 in H1) or to achieve FY losses of just £500,000 (having lost £1.5 million in H1). The answer of course is No, No and No which is why the company should be issuing a formal profits warning and if Nomad Mark Brady at SPARK was not such an utter poltroon he’d be forcing the issue. Instead Lyin’ James Draper has issued a trading statement on LinkedIn. My guess is that his nose is just that bit longer as a result.
2287 days ago
Oh dear. Oh dear. I have been made aware of certain actions by David “Sam” Hutchins the soon to depart boss of main market listed Global Resources Investment Trust (GRIT). I know his fellow board members are aware of them and to them, and to new adviser Peterhouse, I ask “have you requested the FCA investigate and if not why not?” The allegations against City Grandee Hutchins are severe and if proven should be career ending.
2369 days ago
Agronomics (ANIC) is an AIM listed firm which knew full well on Friday that it was set to raise £4.5 million at 5p – as against a 5.5p mid. So here is what to do. Leak the story to the fraudsters fave journalist, Ben Harrington, who will give it an utterly misleading write-up in the Mail on Sunday in return for the “scoop.” MoS readers fill their boots on Monday and the shares move higher – they are now 6.5p. So Harrington and the Fail on Sunday get another “scoop”, the Spiv clients of broker Peterhouse get to flip the stock and thank Peterhouse which earns 5% to pay for the coke and hookers and the company is cashed up. The only folk who get screwed are readers of the Fail on Sunday who are buying shares on the basis of completely fake news.
2398 days ago
In today’s bearcast I look at Neil Woodford’s latest woes, Afriag (AFRI) and the vermin like behaviour of its morally bankrupt advisor Peterhouse, Sabien (SNT), Argo Blockchain (ARB) – whose directors are also the sort of filth you scrape off your shoes and 8 Peaks Group (8PG) (ditto). After all of that I ask you to cosnider my weekend training walk HERE and in light of my entirely self inflicted suffering back the Rogue Bloggers for Woodlarks HERE
2838 days ago
Is @HemoGenyx the corporate account of HemoGenyx (HEMO)? Sadly PR poltroon Paul "Queenie" McManus of Walbrook and pouting brokerette Lucy Williams of Peterhouse have yet to return my calls as I pose this question. But since the lamentable Walbrook has tweeted directed to @HemoGenyx in the past they are either complete idiots (well they are) or that is all the confirmation one needs. Which makes the last two tweets on this account all the more outrageous. You can see them below. Bear in mind there has been no supporting RNS.
2913 days ago
Shares in BOS Global (BOS) a company teetering on the edge of insolvency and where the Nomad has already announced it is walking now trade at 0.85p-1p. Beware: broker Peterhouse is trying to do a placing at as little as 0.1p. I have written to Peterhouse in the spirit of the season as you can see below.
2983 days ago
I must rush. The fit young mums are waiting. Ahead of that, Advanced Oncotherapy (AVO) really should comment on the weirdest rumour which I relay. Redcentric (RCN) answers one question but many remain. Then Sound Energy (SOU) hype takes the acid test of a trade sale of its Italian assets and the real value is exposed. Sound really is so much hot air. Finally a look at the CVA and rape of shareholders and creditors of Kin Group (KIN) by broker Peterhouse and the new, crony capitalist, directors.
3060 days ago
Thanks to the Winnileaks service I am able to bring you a document that shows that Nomad Beaumont Cornish and broker Peterhouse have misled investors, costing mug punters tens of thousands of pounds and as such both firms should lose theoir license to practice.
3356 days ago
Suspended for failing to do an RTO, the AIM listed piece of crap that is Glenwick (GWIK) announced late last week, how it is to spunk all its cash. Need,less to say the company told a grotesque lie in its RNS and it and its advisers seem rather unwilling to return calls and defend or justify that lie. Peterhouse, Allenby, Glenwick you are cowardly bastards as well; as liars.
4191 days ago
Earlier today one of the deputy Sheriffs of AIM, Comrade Somerville, flagged up massive issues with the CVA agreed by Digital Learning Marketplace (DLM), now Alpha Returns (ARGP) under the watch of Angus Forrest and Bruce Leith, the two men now running Tern PLC (TERN), into the ground. But Deputy Somerville misses out a couple of points which just add to the scandal which, in a just world, would mean Forrest & Leith swinging on a corporate noose this week.
Some might say that CVAs are complex and that Forrest & Leith could be forgiven the odd error (albeit some pretty massive ones). But that would be to ignore their track record.