Satsuma Technology

53 days ago

Satsuma Technology – now 0.9p to sell, why wouldn’t CULS holders ask for their cash back?

I think it perfectly possible that the liars at Satsuma Technology (SATS) will fail to get the FCA to approve its new prospectus for an RTO by the new December 30 deadline. After all its lawyers quit because of accounting high jinks and Satsuma then lied about that to investors. But it may start to unravel before then…. Think about it as the shares are now 0.9p to 1.1p.

71 days ago

GOTCHA! Satsuma: an explicit admission that it lied to investors and the FCA rows back on prospectus

"Oh dear, Oh dear", as disgraced ex share tipster Mike Walters used to say when yet another of his disastrous share tips went horribly Pete Tong. Walters would have loved Satsuma Technology (SATS): loss making, proven liars and advised by rogues such as the journalist smearing PR scum at Yellow Jersey. It has all the attributes of a classic Old Mother Walters tip. Today’s RNS ends with the confession of lying.

121 days ago

Bitcoin in treasury spoof Satsuma raises £163.66 million at 1p, this is going to end in tears

Satsuma Technology (SATS) the bitcoin in treasury operation chaired by Matt Lodge, formerly an expert if fighting global warming by growing seaweed, set out to raise a minimum of £100 million in loan notes convertible at 1p but has raised a monstrous £163.66 million. This can only end in tears

123 days ago

EXPOSE: Satsuma Technology new CFO: out of the frying pan into the fire

Today Satsuma (formerly TAO Alpha) (SATS) has announced a Board change which some folk seem to think is good news. Think again. Satsuma states:

151 days ago

Tao Alpha to be renamed Satsuma now £1.3 billion of crypto insanity

The shares are racing ahead today on news that a new bitcoin spoofer has joined the board as a NED. Henry Elder may be a jolly fine chap but shares in Tao Alpha (SATS) soon to be renamed Satsuma Technology, are now almost 10p. This is insane.