The Smarter Web Company

56 days ago

BHODL: A First Sentinel Bitcoin in Treasury play too far

Fellow old dinosaur T is in contact by email stating “ I'm an old and very simple man Tom, excuse me…

57 days ago

Smarter Web shares now just 85p – FTSE 100 dreams in tatters

The grifter Andrew Webley and his overpaid limp dick colleagues at The Smarter Web Company (SWC) may dismiss the warnings of old TW, aka THAT MAN, as much as they wish but the shares have plunged from 660p on June 23 to just 85p today. But guess what? They are still overvalued.

63 days ago

5 days to Doom Day for Bitcoin in Treasury Companies, a CEO writes

In 5 days time folks will be allowed by the FCA to buy bitcoin ETFs paying NAV and that means there is no reason at all to pay a premium to NAV to but shares in bitcoin in treasury companies. The game is almost up! One CEO shows real candour and notes:

67 days ago

The Euroloon spots a flaw in The Grifter’s M&A strategy at The Smarter Web Company

The grifter Andrew Webley thinks that he might bolster the, inflated, share price of The Smarter Web Company (SWC) with a spot of M&A. He reckons that using his paper, still defying gravity and trading at a monster premium to NAV he can buy peers trading at a discount to NAV. But my good friend the Euroloon Jonathan Price has sent me over the article below suggesting that this strategy may, like our mutually beloved West Ham, be doomed. It reads:

69 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: The Holt gang bang fantasy & the Smarter Web wizard of Oz exposes himself

I start with the deranged fantasies of shareholders in Predator Oil & Gas (PRD) them move onto last week's release from The Smarter Web Company (SWC) which shows the wizard is no magician just a flawed mortal.

70 days ago

Trouble in shitcoin alley: is it a crypto winter coming or a crypto ice age or just a (big) bump in the road?

During the past 24 hours the price of a range of cryptocurrencies including bitcoin and Ethereum has tumbled sharply. Bitcoin itself is now back below $110,000 having been $125,000 just a couple of weeks ago. Yet folks like my pal Dominic Frisby still insist that it is a store of value when compared to fiat. Can the bulls explain one thing to a silly old dinosaur like myself?

74 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Is the Fat Lady waiting for the AIM Company that has never made a profit, 41 years and 1 day after incorporation?

In today's podcast I cover Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI), Versarien (VRS), Hemogenyx (HEMO) and the protocols of clinical trials, Victoria (VCP), Anglesey Mining (AYM), The Smarter Web Company (SWC) and Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX). 

74 days ago

Hot Rocks Investments – the new home of Gavin Burnell of Globo and Elephant Oil infamy: when you engage with Ron Bauer who cares about IFRS?

One of those colourful characters from the London Small cap world shown in yesterday’s bearcast expose to have engaged with the now twice convicted fraudster Ron Bauer is our own Gavin Burnell of Globo infamy. He is also the managing director of AQSE listed Hot Rocks Investments (HRIP). Gavin owned 29.54% of the shares at 31 March 2024 and a Jonathan Bellis owned 15.5%. Yes that is the King of the spivs in the small cap broking community, currently plying his filthy trade at bucket shop Novum.

78 days ago

The Reverend Andrew Carter needs to pray harder or maybe God is not listening: Smarter Web shares now 86% off peak and still grossly overvalued!

The Smarter Web Company (SWC) was going to make it into the FTSE 100 claimed its grifting boss Andrew Webley. Believers like the Reverend Andrew Carter of the Church of Mammon thought their prayers had been answered as the shares peaked at 660p on June 23. This morning they are just 90p to sell, a loss of 86% for those buying at peak. But…

84 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: The FT promotes the grifter Andrew Webley as he talks cock & the day I met Peter Mandelson

I start with more poor FT journalism, giving a platform to the Smarter Web Company (SWC) boss, not challenging him as he talks utter cock. Then the day I met Mandy and got the measure of the man as the coke and champagne flowed.

86 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: So guess how many US OTC Trades in Optibiotix there have been in 20 days?

In today's bearcast I look at Optibiotix (OPTI), the absolute scandal at Atlas Metals (AMG), parallels with Ashington Innovations (ASHI), Smarter Web (SWC), London Bitcoin (BTC) and Argo Blockchain (ARB)

92 days ago

The Smarter Web Company: New death spiral announced, even Angela Rayner could understand the maths

The Smarter Web Company (SWC) has announced that it has issued another 21 million shares to Shard Capital for it to flog on to its clients under a death spiral which is just bound to drive the shares down. If you look at how the first 21 million death spiral played out even Angela Raynor and her crack tax advisors can figure out the maths and how this plays out.

95 days ago

Smarter Web: ups its cost base, shuffles deckchairs, share price still doing a Titanic

The grifter Andrew Webley is panicking. Shares in The Smarter Web Company (SWC) continue to fall on an almost daily basis despite the prayers of the Reverend Andrew Carter and the manic tweeting of the grifter himself. A few weeks ago he announced an “upgrade” of auditor. Ching ching. That will add to the cost base.

97 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: how quickly investor perceptions can change! And spot the congenital idiot CEO!

Can you identify the congenital idiot of a CEO sending me whatsapp messages yesterday? Ideas in the comments section below. Then I look at how perceptions are changing in relation to Andrew Webley's antics at The Smarter Web Company (SWC)

98 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: Avacta insanity, I got my numbers wrong on Smarter Web (new maths) & the Egleton Law I want enacted

I start with a rare defeat in my battles with Julie "sex toy but no MBE on expenses" Meyer. Then Christopher Egleton and Minoan (MIN) and the silver lining I want to see from this cloud. Then Avacta (AVCT) and the Smarter Web Company (SWC)

99 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Who has Zak Mir told about the potentially company sinking legal claim?

I start with a couple of Sharestock issues that make me angry. then more on how Comrade Brian Basham is trying to take the Georgina Energy (GEX) scandal forward. It also makes me angry. Then Zak Mir's dirty little secret that could sink Lift Global (LFT), Eight Capital Partners (ECP), with Liam Murray asleep at the wheel ( again), will David Lenigas 'fess up with a London Bitcoin Company (BTC) trading statement and Smarter Web Company (SWC) and the increasingly poor vicar Andrew Carter.

101 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: The Smarter Web Company fund raise, is that it? The Rev Andrew Carter needs to pray harder

Today's fleecing of the sheeple is at 193p and has brought in just £3.7 million. The Smarter Web Company (SWC) shares are now 142p. the bubble is deflating ever faster and the Reverend Carter needs to pray harder. I discuss and have a question for AQSE Regulation..

106 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: Will David Lenigas be transparent as London Bitcoin shares collapse still further?

I predict the timing and reason for the end of the bitcoin in treasury bubble and predict how grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company (SWC) will react for they will know I am right. I ask if David Lenigas will be transparent if and when London Bitcoin Company (BTC) has to sell shitcoin to pay fiat bills and suggest that time is already upon us.I look at Boohoo (DEBS) and not as a bull and then at Eden Research (EDEN) which is surely lining up another bailout placing.

121 days ago

Bitcoin in treasury spoof Satsuma raises £163.66 million at 1p, this is going to end in tears

Satsuma Technology (SATS) the bitcoin in treasury operation chaired by Matt Lodge, formerly an expert if fighting global warming by growing seaweed, set out to raise a minimum of £100 million in loan notes convertible at 1p but has raised a monstrous £163.66 million. This can only end in tears

123 days ago

Smarter Web Company – another raise, at just 205p: why not name names?

The penny share grifter Andrew Webley is at it again, another day another issue of overpriced confetti by The Smarter Web Company (SWC). Those who paid 660p less than six weeks ago for their shares will need to order yet another tube of KY Jelly with news of an £8.1 million, gross, placing and subscription at just 2.05p. Ouch!

125 days ago

FCA Opens Retail access to crypto ETNs so what is now the point of Smarter Web and its peers?

One argument pushed by grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company is that the inability of retail punters to buy crypto ETNs ( Exchange Traded Notes) meant that bitcoin in treasury companies had a USP. But the FCA says that is going to change. And that surely makes Smarter Web and its peers pointless.

130 days ago

Video for Sheryl, Tim "the smearer" Lamb, the grifter Andrew Webley and the rest of the Bitcoin in Treasury Group Think crowd

You think bitcoin in treasury makes sense? You are wowed by new fangled valuation metrics pushed by grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company (SWC), you cannot go to enough Group Think mutual masturbation sessions with Peterhouse, Hill Dickinson and Coinsilium (COIN). Step outside of the bubble for an instant and enjoy a very impressive video from commentator Patrick Boyle and, without resorting to abuse, tell me why he is wrong.

130 days ago

Another day more shares issued by Smarter Web and those mugged by Tennyson are already way out of the money

Sheryl, who I was warming to, today says on X that my writings on the Smarter Web Company (SWC) are both unhelpful and don’t move the market but that as they are behind a paywall and the poor girl can’t afford to access them as she is “a bit short of fiat”, she has not actually read them. But she thinks “Shall we leave it to @asjwebley and @smarterweb and their advisers @peterhousecap, Hill Dickinson @Tennyson_Secs etc. to sort out?” Go on grifter Webley and your lacky crony capitalists, you are too scared to face me in debate, how do you plan to “sort me out”? A lawyers letter for stating facts? Go ahead bitchez, see you in court! Meanwhile yet more shares have been issued.

131 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: If Andrew Webley grows a pair

I look at the real businss model of The Smarter Web Company (SWC)and in that vein why misleading statements matter, at Andrew Webley's share purchases, all red flags, his mad followers and offer to change the ShareStock schedule if he grows a pair.

131 days ago

If Strategy slips or pukes, Smarter Web Collapses, here’s the maths on how Strategy shares could dive

Strategy (MSTR) is the big daddy of bitcoin in treasury companies and its success is seen, by believers, as proof that The Smarter Web Company (SWC) can go only one way. But even Strategy trades at less than 2 times NAV whereas the Smarter Web company, at 217.5p, trades at more than five times fully diluted NAV. So, if one accepts that Strategy is cheap, which I am not sure I do, then that does not make Smarter Web anything but expensive. But what if Strategy shares were to puke? Could that happen?

135 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: questions for and about Coinsilium and The Smarter Web Company

On Friday I have an online meeting with Sath, the new chairman at Bluebird Mining Ventures (BMV) whose shares, at 1.275p trade at a discount to NAV and so I am more than happy to hold. But though shares in Coinsilium (COIN) and The Smarter Web Company (SWC), run by shamed penny share grifter Andrew Webley, have tanked they trade at multiples of NAV. I have questions about them and for them but, though vindicated already, am still a bear of both.

142 days ago

Letter to FCA Re Smarter Web Company, misleading investors with unregulated financial promotion

I have written to the FCA asking it to investigate The Smarter Web Company (SWC) and its CEO the penny share grifter Andrew Webley for publishing a research report, a financial promotion, which it is not regulated to do and which is grotesquely misleading

151 days ago

Smarter Web Company: Another £22.9 million raised from dumb animals

The drawdown facility arranged by spiv broker Tennyson has now raised an additional £22.9 million for The Smarter Web Company (SWC) via the issue of 7 million shares at 327p. Now another 14 million are on offer: roll up, roll up financial masochists everywhere.

161 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: Schadenfraude!

I discuss the UK welfare numbers and how Gresham's Law can apply to people too. Then schadenfreude, The Smarter Web Company (SWC), Vinanz (BTC), Coinsilium (COIN), TAO Alpha (TAO) and Cel AI (CLAI) and the Bixby/Edwards gang.

161 days ago

Bent Broker Tennyson on Smarter Web Company, my target, a generous, 45p

Tennyson raised another £41 million for The Smarter Web Company (SWC) yesterday at 290p. That will have earned it c£2 million in commission which will pay for an awful lot of time with young ladies from Ukraine with ample supplies of Colombia’s finest marching powder to keep the party going. The shares are just 209p.

163 days ago

Smarter Web Company shares falling…it’s the Jews! And a challenge for Peterhouse and Andrew Webley

I am still humbled by the suggestion HERE that it is within my power to wipe a billion quid off the valuation of joke bitcoin in treasury companies in my role as co-ordinator of the global shorting conspiracy. Just when you thought that investors in Vinanz (BTC), off from 54p to 29.5p in just over 24 hours or The Smarter Web Company (SWC). Down from 500p to 295p over the past day, could not get any madder…

165 days ago

So what is a strategic investor in Smarter Web Company?

As we have seen with Optibiotix (OPTI) the phrase Strategic investor” is one that aims to impress but often, if the truth be known, should do quite the reverse. Today, The Smarter Web Company (SWC) has announced that a “strategic investor” has invested £3.795259 million at 495p, Friday’s closing bid price.

167 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: new bubbles , new dodgy valuation metrics, I have seen this film before

I feel like fund manager Tony Dye back in 1999. Everyone laughed at him and in the end he was fired. Within two weeks he was vindicated. I consider another interview with Andrew Webley of the Smarter Web Company (SWC) with the wretched and dishonest Daily Mail.

171 days ago

Another day, another bit of bitcoin in treasury spiv activity involving many of the usual suspects

The madness continues. The latest company jumping on the shitcoin in treasury bandwagon is AQSE listed Vault Ventures (VULT) which at 0.045p is now capitalized at c£5 million. Vault was formerly Meme Vault, formerly Pitch Pit – it has changed names and business strategies almost as many times as I have enjoyed inappropriate thoughts about Cheryl Cole.

171 days ago

Smarter Web Company the madness continues, another £29 million raised at 180p – do the maths

What is it with devout Christians and The Smarter Web Company (SWC)(. This time it is not mad catholic priests worshipping mammon but @RCA2112BTC whose twitter bio says he believes in “God, family #bitcoin”. Forgetting about the eye of the needle this morning he tweeted to Richard Jennings and myself “have fun staying poor” as Smarter announced that a £15 million bookbuild had become a £29 million fund raise at 180p. Mad just got double mad, the shares are now 252.5p! Here are the maths.

175 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No1: Praying for the Rev Andrew Carter as he commits 2 deadly sins: Smarter Web vs Amaroq

The Reverend Carter is , I feart, ignoring the words of the Good Lord Jesus, trying t9o serve a second master in Mammon. He is also committing the first two deadly sins. I start with this curious fellow before comparing directly Amaroq (AMRQ) and The Smarter Web Company (SWC) and in that light look at the curious warrant trade by Gavin Burnell of Globo (GBO) infamy and back to when Neil Woodford really was a good fund manager as he went against the madness of crowds.

178 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: Nonsense built upon nonsense upon nonsense

I discuss Joshua's best sports day ever then The Smarter Web Company (SWC) and the real nonsense at Hydrogen Utopia (HUI) as it runs out of money

179 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: The big question for the Smarter Web Company and a helpful suggestion for the sharp cards behind it

Does the bitcoin price need to go up 9 or 19 times to make The Smarter Web Company (SWC) fair value? I post the big question but also offer a helpful suggestion to the sharp operators and spivs behind it of how they can make out like bandits this summer.

183 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: Bluebird joins the bandwagon the hard numbers as Smarter Web raises again - look at the warrants, this is mad

Now Bluebird Mining Ventures (BMV) has joi8ned the bitcoin as a treasury bandwagon so I have exposure to this madness. I discuss that and walk you through the real numbers, look at all those warrants, at The Smarter Web Company (SWC) as it raises again and at the sort of folks, including a vile Catholic priest, batting for it on X and what that says. 

185 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: now £200m of madness that will go up in smoke across 4 UK bitcoin as a treasury companies

Regulators should be all over this. I discuss what increase in the bitcoin price is needed to justify the current share prices of Vinanz (BTC), The Smarter Web Company (SWC), Ckyel AI (CYK) and Cel AI (CLAI) and the scoundrels behind each of them.

185 days ago

Can you short shares in the Smarter Web Company at a joke £157m valuation? AQSE says no but you can!

The Smarter Web Company (SWC) share price is wholly indefensible. At 83.5p the market cap is £157 million and it has cash, or I suspect bitcoin, worth, perhaps, £12 million. Its core web design business is a nothingburger making insufficient profit to cover even a fraction of PLC costs. So, it needs the bitcoin price to jump to c$1.37 million to be even fair value. It won’t happen. But the heavily traded shares are on AQSE which says that you cannot short shares on it. But you can.

196 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No1, the £94m madness of The Smarter Web company, think back to Mark Slater's Internet Indirect

I cast no blame on my friend Mark but look back 25 years ago to what happened then and to the latest utter madness at the Smarter Web Company (SWC) - - update, having said it wanted £3 million, smarter has raised £7 million so £13 million cash plays a £94 million market cap. This is madness..

204 days ago

Truly insane, the lunatics have taken over the AQSE Asylum with a £50m spoof: do Peterhouse staffers believe in the day of judgement?

A long time ago I had a friend, Tony, who was a financial journalist and a Marxist. His favourite phrase was that “the only problem with revolutions is that you run out of lead.” I think of that as I look at the latest madness at The Smarter Web Company (SWC), now valued at £50 million and where mug punters are going to be trashed. Those crony capitalists responsible deserve to meet a grisly fate when the glorious revolution, led either by we true capitalist libertarians or by revolting workers, takes place.

208 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Peterhouse, the Mail on Sunday and others disgrace themselves with The Smarter Web Company

I start with gardening news then a sack the chairman and NED at Optibiotix (OPTI) update, keep pledging your support HERE – we may be over 5% already. Finally the IPO of The Smart Web Company and today’s coverage in the Mail on Sunday, this is a scandal and a disgrace at every level.