12 days ago
It all depends how you look at it. I am discussing my NBF Andrew Webley of the Smarter Web Company (SWC). I think he was doing his fiduciary duty and if folks are morons that is their problem not his.
12 days ago
I start with bitcoin and gold and the Smarter Web Company (SWC). Then it is Medpal AI (MPAI), London Bitcoin (BTC), Chill Brands (CHLL) and Gary’s baby Jadestone (JDS), a £125m short IMHO. Finally I repeat the appeal for Neil.
13 days ago
This morning my NBF Andrew Webley of the Smarter Web Company (SWC)ran the opening bell for the LSE to mark Smarter’s move from AQSE to the Main Market. This sort of ceremony is, I think, an import from the USA and like Trick or Treat, Lloyd Grossman and Ellen DeGeneres I rather regret the import. But what does the move say about the shares and the wider markets?
14 days ago
One of the highlights of daughter Olaf’s acting career was her playing Harold Wilson in Made in Dagenham. Wilson famously said that the pound in your pocket is worth the same today as it was yesterday after he had just devalued Sterling. Even Rachel from Customer Services might be able to understand why that was not true. I was reminded of Wilson’s comment when my New Best Friend Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company (SWC) took to X as bitcoin took a beating again yesterday.
15 days ago
I start with a discussion on AI prompted by a fascinating article flagged up by Matt Earl. I reckon I will, if spared, be out of a job in less than a decade and so will many others. For the web design industry I reckon it could be curtains far sooner and that brings me to the acquisition made today by the Smarter Web Company (SWC). It is structutred in a way that does my NBF Andrew Webley credit but for macro reasons it sort of adds to the bear case. I disciss. The AI article is HERE. To see me debate Webley on September 5 at Sharestock, now 70% sold out, go HERE
18 days ago
I start with Blue Owl and the mega bear case for the market, especially tech. That brings me onto bitcoin and a deep dive into FY numbers from the Smarter Web Compay (SWC). En passant I mention London Bitcoin Comany (BTC) amnd Hamak Strategy (HAMA)
32 days ago
If so there may be one for sale in Bristol with the apparent vendor the CEO of the Smarter Web Company (SWC). I suppose the real question is whether if he had a spare 450 grand would he be buying bitcoin, Smarter shares or a third arm?
32 days ago
At the urging of a man with a bee in his bonnet I have found myself reading the main market prospectus of the Smarter Web Company (SWC) thus morning. Truly is there no rest for the wicked? And natch it is director’s remuneration that is my first port of call.
57 days ago
It may happen and I may buy shares, not that they are cheap, to assist in sacking almost all of the directors. I discuss that, turning 58 today and The Smarter Web Company (SWC) as my new best friend seeks to upgrade from the AQSE Lobster pot to the Main Market.
95 days ago
David Lenigas and his 13 year old gopher Hewie RatLitter have today announced their plans and ambitions for 2026 for the London Bitcoin Company (BTC). I am working on announcing my 2026 plans and ambitions with regard to Cheryl Cole. But while all that I need is charm, wit and an ability to understand Geordie (I have 2 of 3), Lenigas and RatLitter need cash….
96 days ago
For various reasons I found myself on a video call with Andrew Webley today. We had scheduled a 30 minute chat but we talked for 75 minutes. I am a miserable man with few friends but I admit that I like Webley and would happily go for a non alcoholic drink with him. He has made errors but I can accept that they were not deliberate and he is thus definitively NOT a grifter. So does that make shares in The Smarter Web Company (SWC) a buy? No. And I explain why. But at 44.5p are they super overvalued? They might be if bitcoin crashes or if Strategy (US: MSTR) blows up and I don't think Webley would disagree. But he, like many others reckon neither will happen despite the obvious red flag of the corporate jet Strategy is buying for Michael Saylor as you can see in a regulatory disclosure below. . I discuss all of this and bring you the good news that Webley will join me on stage at Sharestock 2026 on September 5. To get your tickets at 2025 prices you must book before December 31 HERE
108 days ago
The grifter Andrew Webley of the Smarter Web Company (SWC) has sent out his long weekly X message. You can read it below and one takeaway is that the grifter says he is going to spend less time promoting the shares ( I guess pushing shit uphill is not everyone’s cup of tea) and more time at his desk creating value. He also misleads the muppets who follow him with fake numbers.
109 days ago
With bitcoin now back at $84,000 having slipped below $82,000 earlier today the grifter Andrew Webley is clutching at straws. Bookmark this X post below.
112 days ago
When it comes to other people’s money is Andrew Webley, the grifter in charge of the Smarter Web Company (SWC) the worst investor on the listed scene? I merely offer up facts that his cheerleaders will not wish to take on board as they discuss his “bitcoin yield to date” and other completely made up metrics.
112 days ago
When every bubble bursts someone is painted as the arch villain. Bitcoin, $125,000 just a few weeks ago, is today testing $90,000 and Michael Saylor, the founder of the world’s largest bitcoin in treasury company, MicroStrategy ($MSTR) is ranting that we should all buy bitcoin. Peter Schiff says Strategy is a fraud and will go to $0.
124 days ago
I start with a plague of mushrooms at the Welsh Hovel. Then it is 80 Mile (80M), Victoria (VCP), Defence Holdings (ALRT), Futura Medical (FUM) , The Smarter Web Company (SWC) and Quantum Data Energy (MAST), previously Mast Energy
125 days ago
French based, NYSE listed software outfit Sequans (US:SQNS) started a bitcoin in treasury strategy in July. Now that strategy is in full reverse with the excuse given patently unbelievable. Stevie Wonder can see that the Frogs are making it up as they go along. It shows how the bubble has burst.
125 days ago
For all the talk of having a smart strategy for making money from Bitcoin, the reality is that the grossly overpaid team of “gurus” at The Smarter Web Company (SWC) have simply bought shitcoin as soon as they have raised fresh fiat from gullible investors. The average price it has paid has been $108,635. The bitcoin price is now $101,750.
125 days ago
Hamak Strategy (HAMA) will see its shares crushed from January thanks to a #5m funding facility provided by US death spiral outfit Yorkville, broker AlbR (bucket shop Novum as was) and set up by disgraced Adam Wilson of the Ben’s Creek fraud infamy. I explained why this must smash its shares from January onwards making the stock utterly uninvestable for anyone other than financial masochists HERE. Now this Axis of evil has another victim, Nativo Resources (NTVO), already a dog but now one whose shares will be obliterated. Here’s why.
126 days ago
I discuss what dilution means as I look at Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX) and a problem the grifter Webley faces at The Smarter Web Company (SWC). I then look at Amaroq (AMRQ) and then at Georgina Energy (GEX).
127 days ago
As I have noted before, ATMs, aka death spirals might work when a stock is flying. But when it is tanking they act to stop the share price gains on the few up days and cannot be used on the many down days. Thus they crush the share price and that causes volumes to dry up and thus bring in ever reduced proceeds. Today’s ATM update from the Smarter Web Company (SWC) is horrific and leaves its shares at just 50p to sell.
134 days ago
@ZynxBTC is a full time tweeter of rampatsic nonsense about bitcoin, bitcoin in treasury companies in general and The Smarter Web Company (SWC) where he was buying shares all the way up and down and insists that he is still going to mint it. The stupid force is strong with Zynx who is venerated as something of a bien pensant in the X #SWC community. a recent tweet says it all.
134 days ago
Jesse Myers is not a common or garden Bulletin Board Moron, he is head of bitcoin strategy at The Smarter Web Company (SWC). As we know, the "strategy" is to raise fiat by issuing shares and then buy bitcoin asap. There is no finesse here in terms of timing or trading and why Smarter has bloated its PLC costs with numerous hires to roll out the "strategy" is anyone's guess. Jesse famously refers to me as "That Man" and seems to spend 90% of his time on X.
141 days ago
The bitcoin price has bounced and so to have the shares in Smarter Web Company (SWC) the latter are now 67.5p, playing a fully diluted NAV of perhaps 50p. A fool and his money are easily parted. Meanwhile there is another dose of ATM death spiral.
143 days ago
Smarter Web Company (SWC) shares ended Friday at just 55.5p, down from 660p less then three months ago when its founder, the grifter Andrew Webley was urging folks to fill their boots as, based on new valuation metrics which have upended all the laws of investment, the shares were still cheap. Whatever..
143 days ago
Shares in The Smarter Web Company (SWC), 660p just three months ago, closed Friday at just 55.5p.Grifter Andrew Webley was urging folks to buy all the way down insisting that new valuation metrics made the shares look cheap. The grifter is still at it, and still misleading his flock, as I shall demonstrate later.
144 days ago
The Smarter Web Company (SWC) shares, once 660p, are today just 59.5p. Welcome to the minus 90% club grifter Andrew Webley, who appears to have blocked me on X so that I cannot track his shareholder funded jet set lifestyle presenting at conferences across the globe. But if you think things are bad now….
151 days ago
Fellow old dinosaur T is in contact by email stating “ I'm an old and very simple man Tom, excuse me…
152 days ago
The grifter Andrew Webley and his overpaid limp dick colleagues at The Smarter Web Company (SWC) may dismiss the warnings of old TW, aka THAT MAN, as much as they wish but the shares have plunged from 660p on June 23 to just 85p today. But guess what? They are still overvalued.
158 days ago
In 5 days time folks will be allowed by the FCA to buy bitcoin ETFs paying NAV and that means there is no reason at all to pay a premium to NAV to but shares in bitcoin in treasury companies. The game is almost up! One CEO shows real candour and notes:
162 days ago
The grifter Andrew Webley thinks that he might bolster the, inflated, share price of The Smarter Web Company (SWC) with a spot of M&A. He reckons that using his paper, still defying gravity and trading at a monster premium to NAV he can buy peers trading at a discount to NAV. But my good friend the Euroloon Jonathan Price has sent me over the article below suggesting that this strategy may, like our mutually beloved West Ham, be doomed. It reads:
164 days ago
I start with the deranged fantasies of shareholders in Predator Oil & Gas (PRD) them move onto last week's release from The Smarter Web Company (SWC) which shows the wizard is no magician just a flawed mortal.
165 days ago
During the past 24 hours the price of a range of cryptocurrencies including bitcoin and Ethereum has tumbled sharply. Bitcoin itself is now back below $110,000 having been $125,000 just a couple of weeks ago. Yet folks like my pal Dominic Frisby still insist that it is a store of value when compared to fiat. Can the bulls explain one thing to a silly old dinosaur like myself?
169 days ago
In today's podcast I cover Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI), Versarien (VRS), Hemogenyx (HEMO) and the protocols of clinical trials, Victoria (VCP), Anglesey Mining (AYM), The Smarter Web Company (SWC) and Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX).
169 days ago
One of those colourful characters from the London Small cap world shown in yesterday’s bearcast expose to have engaged with the now twice convicted fraudster Ron Bauer is our own Gavin Burnell of Globo infamy. He is also the managing director of AQSE listed Hot Rocks Investments (HRIP). Gavin owned 29.54% of the shares at 31 March 2024 and a Jonathan Bellis owned 15.5%. Yes that is the King of the spivs in the small cap broking community, currently plying his filthy trade at bucket shop Novum.
173 days ago
The Smarter Web Company (SWC) was going to make it into the FTSE 100 claimed its grifting boss Andrew Webley. Believers like the Reverend Andrew Carter of the Church of Mammon thought their prayers had been answered as the shares peaked at 660p on June 23. This morning they are just 90p to sell, a loss of 86% for those buying at peak. But…
179 days ago
I start with more poor FT journalism, giving a platform to the Smarter Web Company (SWC) boss, not challenging him as he talks utter cock. Then the day I met Mandy and got the measure of the man as the coke and champagne flowed.
181 days ago
In today's bearcast I look at Optibiotix (OPTI), the absolute scandal at Atlas Metals (AMG), parallels with Ashington Innovations (ASHI), Smarter Web (SWC), London Bitcoin (BTC) and Argo Blockchain (ARB)
187 days ago
The Smarter Web Company (SWC) has announced that it has issued another 21 million shares to Shard Capital for it to flog on to its clients under a death spiral which is just bound to drive the shares down. If you look at how the first 21 million death spiral played out even Angela Raynor and her crack tax advisors can figure out the maths and how this plays out.
190 days ago
The grifter Andrew Webley is panicking. Shares in The Smarter Web Company (SWC) continue to fall on an almost daily basis despite the prayers of the Reverend Andrew Carter and the manic tweeting of the grifter himself. A few weeks ago he announced an “upgrade” of auditor. Ching ching. That will add to the cost base.
192 days ago
Can you identify the congenital idiot of a CEO sending me whatsapp messages yesterday? Ideas in the comments section below. Then I look at how perceptions are changing in relation to Andrew Webley's antics at The Smarter Web Company (SWC)
193 days ago
I start with a rare defeat in my battles with Julie "sex toy but no MBE on expenses" Meyer. Then Christopher Egleton and Minoan (MIN) and the silver lining I want to see from this cloud. Then Avacta (AVCT) and the Smarter Web Company (SWC)
194 days ago
I start with a couple of Sharestock issues that make me angry. then more on how Comrade Brian Basham is trying to take the Georgina Energy (GEX) scandal forward. It also makes me angry. Then Zak Mir's dirty little secret that could sink Lift Global (LFT), Eight Capital Partners (ECP), with Liam Murray asleep at the wheel ( again), will David Lenigas 'fess up with a London Bitcoin Company (BTC) trading statement and Smarter Web Company (SWC) and the increasingly poor vicar Andrew Carter.
196 days ago
Today's fleecing of the sheeple is at 193p and has brought in just £3.7 million. The Smarter Web Company (SWC) shares are now 142p. the bubble is deflating ever faster and the Reverend Carter needs to pray harder. I discuss and have a question for AQSE Regulation..
201 days ago
I predict the timing and reason for the end of the bitcoin in treasury bubble and predict how grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company (SWC) will react for they will know I am right. I ask if David Lenigas will be transparent if and when London Bitcoin Company (BTC) has to sell shitcoin to pay fiat bills and suggest that time is already upon us.I look at Boohoo (DEBS) and not as a bull and then at Eden Research (EDEN) which is surely lining up another bailout placing.
216 days ago
Satsuma Technology (SATS) the bitcoin in treasury operation chaired by Matt Lodge, formerly an expert if fighting global warming by growing seaweed, set out to raise a minimum of £100 million in loan notes convertible at 1p but has raised a monstrous £163.66 million. This can only end in tears
218 days ago
The penny share grifter Andrew Webley is at it again, another day another issue of overpriced confetti by The Smarter Web Company (SWC). Those who paid 660p less than six weeks ago for their shares will need to order yet another tube of KY Jelly with news of an £8.1 million, gross, placing and subscription at just 2.05p. Ouch!
220 days ago
One argument pushed by grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company is that the inability of retail punters to buy crypto ETNs ( Exchange Traded Notes) meant that bitcoin in treasury companies had a USP. But the FCA says that is going to change. And that surely makes Smarter Web and its peers pointless.
225 days ago
You think bitcoin in treasury makes sense? You are wowed by new fangled valuation metrics pushed by grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company (SWC), you cannot go to enough Group Think mutual masturbation sessions with Peterhouse, Hill Dickinson and Coinsilium (COIN). Step outside of the bubble for an instant and enjoy a very impressive video from commentator Patrick Boyle and, without resorting to abuse, tell me why he is wrong.
225 days ago
Sheryl, who I was warming to, today says on X that my writings on the Smarter Web Company (SWC) are both unhelpful and don’t move the market but that as they are behind a paywall and the poor girl can’t afford to access them as she is “a bit short of fiat”, she has not actually read them. But she thinks “Shall we leave it to @asjwebley and @smarterweb and their advisers @peterhousecap, Hill Dickinson @Tennyson_Secs etc. to sort out?” Go on grifter Webley and your lacky crony capitalists, you are too scared to face me in debate, how do you plan to “sort me out”? A lawyers letter for stating facts? Go ahead bitchez, see you in court! Meanwhile yet more shares have been issued.
226 days ago
I look at the real businss model of The Smarter Web Company (SWC)and in that vein why misleading statements matter, at Andrew Webley's share purchases, all red flags, his mad followers and offer to change the ShareStock schedule if he grows a pair.
226 days ago
Strategy (MSTR) is the big daddy of bitcoin in treasury companies and its success is seen, by believers, as proof that The Smarter Web Company (SWC) can go only one way. But even Strategy trades at less than 2 times NAV whereas the Smarter Web company, at 217.5p, trades at more than five times fully diluted NAV. So, if one accepts that Strategy is cheap, which I am not sure I do, then that does not make Smarter Web anything but expensive. But what if Strategy shares were to puke? Could that happen?
230 days ago
On Friday I have an online meeting with Sath, the new chairman at Bluebird Mining Ventures (BMV) whose shares, at 1.275p trade at a discount to NAV and so I am more than happy to hold. But though shares in Coinsilium (COIN) and The Smarter Web Company (SWC), run by shamed penny share grifter Andrew Webley, have tanked they trade at multiples of NAV. I have questions about them and for them but, though vindicated already, am still a bear of both.
237 days ago
I have written to the FCA asking it to investigate The Smarter Web Company (SWC) and its CEO the penny share grifter Andrew Webley for publishing a research report, a financial promotion, which it is not regulated to do and which is grotesquely misleading
246 days ago
The drawdown facility arranged by spiv broker Tennyson has now raised an additional £22.9 million for The Smarter Web Company (SWC) via the issue of 7 million shares at 327p. Now another 14 million are on offer: roll up, roll up financial masochists everywhere.
256 days ago
I discuss the UK welfare numbers and how Gresham's Law can apply to people too. Then schadenfreude, The Smarter Web Company (SWC), Vinanz (BTC), Coinsilium (COIN), TAO Alpha (TAO) and Cel AI (CLAI) and the Bixby/Edwards gang.
256 days ago
Tennyson raised another £41 million for The Smarter Web Company (SWC) yesterday at 290p. That will have earned it c£2 million in commission which will pay for an awful lot of time with young ladies from Ukraine with ample supplies of Colombia’s finest marching powder to keep the party going. The shares are just 209p.
258 days ago
I am still humbled by the suggestion HERE that it is within my power to wipe a billion quid off the valuation of joke bitcoin in treasury companies in my role as co-ordinator of the global shorting conspiracy. Just when you thought that investors in Vinanz (BTC), off from 54p to 29.5p in just over 24 hours or The Smarter Web Company (SWC). Down from 500p to 295p over the past day, could not get any madder…
260 days ago
As we have seen with Optibiotix (OPTI) the phrase Strategic investor” is one that aims to impress but often, if the truth be known, should do quite the reverse. Today, The Smarter Web Company (SWC) has announced that a “strategic investor” has invested £3.795259 million at 495p, Friday’s closing bid price.
262 days ago
I feel like fund manager Tony Dye back in 1999. Everyone laughed at him and in the end he was fired. Within two weeks he was vindicated. I consider another interview with Andrew Webley of the Smarter Web Company (SWC) with the wretched and dishonest Daily Mail.
266 days ago
The madness continues. The latest company jumping on the shitcoin in treasury bandwagon is AQSE listed Vault Ventures (VULT) which at 0.045p is now capitalized at c£5 million. Vault was formerly Meme Vault, formerly Pitch Pit – it has changed names and business strategies almost as many times as I have enjoyed inappropriate thoughts about Cheryl Cole.
267 days ago
What is it with devout Christians and The Smarter Web Company (SWC)(. This time it is not mad catholic priests worshipping mammon but @RCA2112BTC whose twitter bio says he believes in “God, family #bitcoin”. Forgetting about the eye of the needle this morning he tweeted to Richard Jennings and myself “have fun staying poor” as Smarter announced that a £15 million bookbuild had become a £29 million fund raise at 180p. Mad just got double mad, the shares are now 252.5p! Here are the maths.
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Regulators should be all over this. I discuss what increase in the bitcoin price is needed to justify the current share prices of Vinanz (BTC), The Smarter Web Company (SWC), Ckyel AI (CYK) and Cel AI (CLAI) and the scoundrels behind each of them.
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I start with gardening news then a sack the chairman and NED at Optibiotix (OPTI) update, keep pledging your support HERE – we may be over 5% already. Finally the IPO of The Smart Web Company and today’s coverage in the Mail on Sunday, this is a scandal and a disgrace at every level.
