UPSA

86 days ago

EXPOSE: Who wants to be a billionaire? The Atlas Metals spoof with that Eurasia Mining chap at the centre

You just cannot make this shit up. Well maybe you can if it comes to the London small cap scene. Atlas Metals (AMG) shares are today up by 300% to 40p on news that it is set to do a RTO buying a company worth £1 billion with its own shares. At 40p Atlas is capitalized at £6 million. This is a ludicrous spoof and all those involved, notably competent person sign off Christian Schaffalitzky of Eurasia (EUA) infamy, CEO Christopher Chadwick, brokers fragrant Lucy Williams at Peterhouse and Nick Emmerson at SI Capital should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. If I was a sexist old beast I’d be volunteering to spank Lucy’s bottom personally. This is a monstrous spoof.

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