51 days ago
On 25 September Hamak Strategy (HAMA) CEO Nick Thurlow told mug punters in an investor meeting that his company was fully funded for 12 months. With negative net current assets that was clearly disingenuous, either Hamak had to sell some of its 20 bitcoin or it needed to issue shares. Today it has announced not one but two death spirals! Confetti ahoy!
56 days ago
There is an RNS from Kefi Gold Copper (KEFI) this morning but not what we were hoping for. Funding for Tulu Kapi has not yet been agreed by the banks and Kefi had told us that it would be by the end of this week. Well: tick tock. Tick Tock. Give ‘arry Adams another frigging bonus to incentivize him. Perhaps he has already done his four days this week and is thinking twice about working another for additional pay?
60 days ago
At 7 AM on Tuesday 30 September Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI) served up interims, sugaring the bitter pill f more crap numbers showing no restraint on boardroom greed at all, by promising that the two banks for sign off on project funding for Tulu Kapi “within the coming week.” What do you think that means?
65 days ago
Once upon a time in the shameful days of Horse Hill which was bigger than Saudi Arabia according to David Lenigas, shares in UK Oil & Gas (UKOG) were more than 10p. Today they have rocketed by 321% to…..0.043p! Every dog has its day. But before folks rush to fill their boots on the back of a hopium packed RNS today, beware that rapacious brokers at Zeus and CMC are already forward booking in the commission funded Ukrainian young ladies: a discounted placing is a nailed down cert.
92 days ago
The Smarter Web Company (SWC) has announced that it has issued another 21 million shares to Shard Capital for it to flog on to its clients under a death spiral which is just bound to drive the shares down. If you look at how the first 21 million death spiral played out even Angela Raynor and her crack tax advisors can figure out the maths and how this plays out.
112 days ago
I am not certain if the FCA is going to do anything about the Touchstone Exploration (TXP) scandal where the company said it had raised £15,375,000 million on May 8 only to fess up weeks later that brokers led by Keen’s Oak Securities had welched and that in fact it had only raised just over £5 million. With Keen making a series of excuses before the final welching, he created a false market and Touchstone’s balance sheet was left holed beneath the water line. Now it gets worse.
140 days ago
Another day and another bookbuild from The Smarter Web Company (SWC)sees it raising another £17,543,942 gross at 295p, call it £16.5 million net after fees and commission for Tennyson, Peterhouse and others with urgent bills from the Ukrainian Young Ladies and Colombian import merchants to pay. So suckers will pay 295p for a fully diluted NAV of, say, 38p. Guess how that works out in the long run! Following the issue the new maths at a $118,545 bitcoin price are:
