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12 days ago

Letter to AQSE Regulation: Have you verified with Pennpetro that David Lenigas is fit and proper to chair an AQSE Company

As I flagged up earlier, David Lenigas has emerged as the new chairman of wind energy, then bitcoin in treasury and now oil explorer Energy B (NRGB) on AQSE. But after events at Pennpetro (PPP) should Big Dave be allowed to run a public lavatory let alone a public company? Has AQSE Regulation done full due diligence on him and spoken to the new board at Pennpetro PLC (PPP) which has made explicit allegations about Mr Lenigas. I have dropped AQSE Regulation a note.

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23 days ago

Delta Gold: 2 more monster red flags

With only a million quid or so in the bank and spunking cash hard, Delta Gold (DGQ) is, at 150p, capitalised at a bonkers £97 million and is drowning in more red flags than you see on a May day parade in Moscow. Today there are two more to highlight.

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33 days ago

The real problem with AQSE is you cannot short stocks – £86m of madness at Delta Gold

Do not tell crazy Meg Short at Bloomberg but the real problem on AQSE is that you cannot short stocks. That means that most bears do not offer critical comment and thus nonsense on stilts can be pumped by means fair and foul to ludicrous valuations. In the end gravity kicks in and mug punters do their conkers. It is a crazy system, have a look at Delta Gold Technologies (DGQ), how the bears wish they could short it.

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40 days ago

Valereum bailout placing – buying the loyalty of, now compromised, advisors: this stinks

In allowing Valereum (VLRM) to buy off its advisors by handing out 1 million warrants with a 1p strike and another 2.5 million with a 2.5p strike in return for not demanding answers to massive questions but instead organizing a bailout fund raise, AQSE Regulation shows why it is not fit for purpose. The whole AQSE market is officially a total rum ‘n’coke.

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41 days ago

Wildcat Gold – you could not make this shit up ( warning this article contains unpleasant scenes of a sexual nature)

In February of this year Guild Advisory “parted company” with what was then Wildcat Petroleum , now Wildcat Gold (WCAT) as its Main Market listed advisor. Wildcat could not afford to pay the fees so declined to renew the annual contract. Guild let it be known that it was not devastated, it had read all the exposes of the lies, the pumping and other shenanigans on this website, it knew Wildcat was a wrong un. Today…

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43 days ago

Falconedge is Delusional

Falconedge (EDGE) the AQSE lobster pot bitcoin in treasury box of frogs has issued an April update. Who is it trying to fool: investors or the poltroons including PR genius Steffi – who sit on its board? Poltroons who got their cut priced shares just weeks before the IPO.

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44 days ago

Valereum – if it cannot answer these three questions surely its shares should be suspended?

I simply cannot understand why shares in Valereum (VLRM) continue to trade after it has been shown to have deceived investors so often. At 3.25p it is, quite amazingly, still capitalized at £16 million. There are three questions that hapless advisor Ross Andrews of Guild should be forcing his client to answer. If it can’t or won’t the shares should surely be suspended.

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47 days ago

Wildcat Gold – things that never happened, time to ‘fess up

When it was known as Wildcat Petroleum (WCAT) this company told a monster porky with its first RNS and over the following five years it has been downhill ever since. On 25 March shareholders in this company voted to move from the Main Market to the AQSE lobster pot and Wildcat said that it hoped to appoint an advisor over the weekend ( 28th-29th March). And…

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56 days ago

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS! AQSE Lobster Pot Disciplinary Notices – what sort of regulatory clown show is this?

There have been two disciplinary notices snuck out by the AQSE Regulation team in the past week. And each of them makes me despair of the clown show. The first was snuck out after hours at no-one is watching O’Clock last Friday although it is dated as being a sanction on March 9.

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68 days ago

Letter to Ross Andrews: re Valereum

I am utterly gobsmacked that Guild Advisory, run by Ross Andrews has not resigned as advisor to AQSE Lobsterpot posterboy Valereum (VLRM). One wonders what exactly a company needs to do to get Andrews quitting, other than weaponizing my mother’s suicide. The last statement from Valereum left two big new questions unanswered. Ross is refusing to return calls so I want it on the record what he should be forcing his client to state in an RNS.

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69 days ago

Valereum: another default, no clarity, how has Guild NOT resigned?

You could not make it up. Well I guess Valereum (VLRM) can. Quorium Global Photonics, the Cayman based start up created by the son and business partner of a convicted ponzi fraudster with a $200 website has again defaulted on its coupon payment. This is the third time and how on earth Ross Andrews at Guild Advisory has not resigned is truly baffling. He has not returned my call. The statement is opaque.

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70 days ago

Valereum – is this not day 4 of 4? Where is the RNS?

I simply cannot believe that after its serial misleading statements Valereum (VLRM) is still trading on the AQSE lobster pot. I can only conclude that AQSE Regulation and Ross Andrews at Guild Advisory have been having a heavy session with my old pal Liam “the Toke” Murray at Cairn, so allowing this farce to go on. Anyhow, today is day 4 so where is the RNS?

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74 days ago

BREAKING: Now Valereum CEO Garry Cottle wants to be an insider dealer!

Another day in the Valereum (VLRM) circus sees CEO Garry Cottle posting the letter below to  the company’s telegram group. It is quite bonkers. On the one hand he says that there will be announcements in the coming days and on the other hand he says he’d like to buy out unhappy shareholders. If he know things that are going to happen would that not be insider dealing? Just how long can AQSE Regulation and advisor Ross Andrews tolerate this sort of behaviour? Cottle also accuses his former advisor First Sentinel, which quit with immediate effect because of the QGP deal, of “spouting nonsense.”

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75 days ago

Letter to Ross Andrews of Guild, advisor to Valereum (pro tem)

No cash coupon, however paltry, appears to have been received by Valereum from Quorium Global Photonics, the start up with a $200 website run by the son on a convicted ponzi fraudster, within the five business days schedule it announced on March 31. Maybe it has arrived and Valereum has just not issued an RNS. I have written to its advisor Ross Andrews of Guild

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78 days ago

Wildcat Petroleum – how many AQSE advisors have told you to feck off?

On Wednesday 25 March shareholders in worthless perma dog Wildcat Petroleum (WCAT) voted to quite the Main Market once a move to the AQSE lobster pot had been finalized and the company said it was looking to appoint n AQSE advisor “over the weekend” (28/29 March) and that a move would take 4-6 weeks. Here we are and there is still no news of an appointment,. I wonder why?

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85 days ago

GOTCHA! QGP defaults on Valereum, RNS lies exposed, advisors still will not answer questions

Crazy Colette Quinn will, like the Valereum (VLRM) share price, be in meltdown on belated news today that Quorium Global Photonics has defaulted on its quarterly coupon of $3.95 million due on Sunday.  Yes the 2025 start up created by a man, Stephen Fathers, who co-runs another company with his ponzi fraudster convicted dad and which has a $200 website, has not paid. Who would have thought?

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93 days ago

Question for Ross Andrews: can you name the Big 4 firm?

We are back once again to AQSE listed Valereum (VLRM) and its drowning in red flags partner Quorium Global Photonics, QGP, which is supposedly good for $279 million over the next five years. On its newly relaunched $200 website it claims that its assets are audited twice a year by a big 4 accounting firm. I have written to AQSE advisor Ross Andrews of Guild

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93 days ago

Expose: Website analysis and the Valereum QGP hookup – show me this is not a bezzle

I  have raised numerous questions about Quorium Global Photonics, QGP, which has supposedly put up $200 million to get a 50% stake in worthless Valereum (VLRM). Here is another massive red flag, spotted by an IT whizz of a reader. Now maybe advisors Guild and AQSE Regulation are IT savvy and know better. I doubt it.

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97 days ago

WeCap – shares tank again, this is now getting silly, net assets negative as of yesterday and 0p very much on the cards

WeCap (WCAP) is an AQSE penny dreadful that has been promoted by every spiv in town, most notably Britain’s self styled leading chartist Zak Mir, Gavin Burnell of Globo infamy and Alastair Cade, the man who engaged Harvey Weinstein's paid thug Seth Freedman to harass and threaten me to protect his investment in the Zoetic fraud. Natch, I have been a perma bear but the share price collapse is now accelerating and are we close to endgame? Its net assets are, as of today, negative.

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98 days ago

Living in a dream parallel universe of regulatory drift at Lift

Which is the biggest faller on the AQSE lobster pot today? There are so many utterly rotten companies that it is hard to guess without having a butchers. But I shall put you out of your misery…

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98 days ago

Valereum: letter to Guild Advisory with a series of questions

As shareholders in Amazing AI (AAI) found out, if an AQSE advisor quits without notice shares in that company are suspended at once. If thus us not the first advisor resignation then with a limited pool of other advisors it can be impossible to find another advisor and so the shares get booted off the market and punters lose everything. I have written to Ross Andrews whose firm Guild Advisory acts for Valereum (VLRM) with a series of questions.

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98 days ago

Nigel Farage and the Kwasi Kwarteng Stack sham raising another two million quid – Nigel is financially raping his own followers

I put this article outside a paywall as a service to Reform UK voters – your leader is leading you up the financial garden path and it is you who will pay for this with your own hard cash. I am no swivel eyed Remoaner. My grandfather, Sir John Winnifrith, spoke publicly in the 1975 Referendum arguing we should leave the EEC. My uncle, godfather and mentor Christopher Booker was dubbed “the grandfather of Euroscepticism” by Farage himself.  Euroscepticism is hardwired into my DNA and, until now, I would almost certainly have voted Reform in May. But Farage is behaving like a rotter.

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100 days ago

Wishbone Gold Letters to AIM & AQSE Regulation

Today’s drilling results from Red Setter are shockingly bad, truly dreadful and raise very real concerns about statements made in August 2025 ahead of Wishbone Gold (WSBN) doing two placings raising £5.5 million  at 125p and 130p on 27 August and 30 September2025. Today the shares are just 44p as the actual drilling results are finally in. I have written to AIM Regulation and AQSE Regulation as the shares are listed on both markets.

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102 days ago

Valereum: Colette and the fan club vs a real banker

Colette Quinn still insists that my writings on Valereum (VLRM) are market abuse and must stop immediately. Whatever. It is 2026 so asking questions and pointing out facts should not be allowed. One of the things she claims that I am getting wrong is not appreciating that the $200 million loan notes Valereum owns, provided by a start up with its website down for maintenance, are a really sound asset. I put this to a real Banksta and his answer only adds to my belief that this is a disaster waiting to happen.

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103 days ago

Valereum’s $200m supposed investor webpages – this just looks all wrong

According to AQSE listed Valereum (VLRM) the party that has invested $200 million in it via loan notes (so no actual cash up front) for a 49.9% stake, Quorium Global Photonics is good for its cash and, despite only being established in 2025, and having almost no interweb presence is 100% kosher.

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104 days ago

Letter to AQSE Regulation and Guild Advisory – suspend Valereum now

At a £35 million market cap, Valereum (VLRM) is one of the biggest companies on AQSE. So this is embarrassing for the folks round at the Lobster Pot but, following my expose earlier, its shares really need suspending and if I was advisor Guild I’d be drafting a resignation letter now. I have written to my friends at AQSE Regulation and  to Guild Advisory. Enjoy

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107 days ago

BREAKING EXPOSE: Nigel Farage gets into bed with Kwasi Kwarteng on a PLC bitcoin grift - Reform voting idiots will get their financial trousers taken down as they follow their leader

It is one of those days when you despair for the entire political class. Nigel Farage claims to be economically sound but has just got into bed with the UK’s worst ever chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng and has paid more than £200,000 to invest in bitcoin at a 56% premium to fair value. Now his moronic followers in Reform UK are piling in and paying more than twice fair value. Follow your leader and get your financial trousers taken down.

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111 days ago

Nick Leeson wants to kill me, Seth Freedman to destroy me but what about Paul Mathieson's admissions - a letter to AQSE Regulation

Regarding today's shocking revelation that a UK PLC paid vile thugs Nick Leeson and Seth Freedman to destroy me with Leeson sayimg he wanted to bludgeon me to death and Freedman weaponising my mother's suicide and roping in Bloomberg reporters to the conspiracy, I wrote last night to AQSE Regulaton about the whatsapp group TWProject as its contents suggest illegal share trading arranged by Paul Mathieson and that he may have to make a mandatory bid for now delisted Amazing AI (AAI). I had made my pals at AQSE Regulation inside on this a few days ago and U know they are receptive to what I have flagged up.

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120 days ago

Smarter Web joins the Main Market Caption Contest

My thoughts on the promotion from the AQSE lobster pot to the Main Market are HERE. But with the sky full of soon to be exercised 2.5p warrants my NBF Andrew Webley rang the opening bell at the LSE today. Please provide a suitable caption in the comments section below.

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120 days ago

The Smarter Web Company moves from the AQSE lobster pot to the Main Market: implications vicar?

This morning my NBF Andrew Webley of the Smarter Web Company (SWC)ran the opening bell for the LSE to mark Smarter’s move from AQSE to the Main Market. This sort of ceremony is, I think, an import from the USA and like Trick or Treat, Lloyd Grossman and Ellen DeGeneres I rather regret the import. But what does the move say about the shares and the wider markets?

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124 days ago

Smelly (Wild) Cat, Smelly (Wild) Cat: a 1 way trip to AQSE, it should be to the vets

As this website exposed, Wildcat Petroleum (WCAT) lied with its very first RNS when it joined the main market at 1p just over five years ago. It claimed to have raised cash before joining but its later published annual reported showed that it had not. The cash came in after the IPO once spivs had flipped the stock as the company, floated as an oil explorer, spoofed mugs with a supposed foray into blockchain  taking the shares to almost 4p. Today there is a a killer admission, in fact four killers and the shares are just 0.055p, a market cap of a Bernie and a Half. That is far too high..

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126 days ago

AIM loses c5% of its value at a stroke with 2 more very big name departures

According to the LSE the 559 companies on the AIM Casino, the self styled world’s most successful growth market, have a combined market cap of c#42 billion. Well up to a point. The past 2 days have seen two of the largest companies announce they are off to the Main Market this year.

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133 days ago

WeCap Plc – still a value trap

When I last wrote about much pumped AQSE penny dreadful WeCap (WCAP) on 12 January 2026 its share price was 1.875 pence mid, currently the share price is a mid price of 1.01 pence. The collapse is only beginning.

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154 days ago

Kwasi Kwarteng, the man who almost bankrupted Britain in 43 days, seizes control of almost zero cash AQSE bitcoin investor

You really could not make this shit up. It is a surreal creation of nonsense on stilts brought to you by Andrew Monk of VSA Capital (where I am an unwitting shareholder). Stack Holdings (STAK) was a crypto play on AQSE formerly called Kasei Digital

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157 days ago

Valereum – 3 internet images that make me wonder if it will ever return to AQSE or will just blow up at £32m

In various guises and under various management teams I have always been a perma bear of AQSE listed Valereum (VLRM). Its shares were suspended on December 17 when advisor First Sentinel quit with immediate effect. Valereum said that a replacement would be found soon. So far…crickets.

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161 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: has Evil Banksta found the only golden value investment on AQSE?

I discuss my only AQSE holding Probiotix (PBX) and then the value pick suggested by Liverpool's greatest numbers man since Ken Dodd, the bull and the bear case.

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163 days ago

Tom Winnifrith bearcast: time to go into battle with Union Jack and see its board sacked

It may happen and I may buy shares, not that they are cheap, to assist in sacking almost all of the directors. I discuss that, turning 58 today and The Smarter Web Company (SWC) as my new best friend seeks to upgrade from the AQSE Lobster pot to the Main Market.

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168 days ago

ShareProphet’s coverage of Amazing AI, in order of popularity as it departs the AQSE lobster pot. GOTCHA!

As Amazing AI (AAI) today departs the AQSE lobster pot with its shares, listed at 80p just two years ago, having been suspended at 0.27p, I look back on all the articles I have published about a bezzle run by a man who tweeted that he wished my mother had killed herself earlier. In order of descending popularity...enjoy.

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172 days ago

Falcon Edge Placing ahoy?

I covered the IPO of FalconEdge (EDGE) on AQSE on October 31 HERE. You may remember the dishonest promotion of it by the tattooed lady, PR genius Steffi ( on a £36,000 a year NED screw) and how insiders got in at 0.0067p just two months before an essentially dormant company raised cash at 1.034p. The shares are now 1p valuing the shitshow at c£10 million on a fully diluted basis although its cash backing is now well under £2 million and falling fast. But heck it is bitcoin advisory and investment so who cares?

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198 days ago

Another Christmas AGM shocker: this one c/o the Struck off Dentist, the share price driller killer

Showing Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX) levels of contempt for its shareholders in terms of AGM timings is AQSE listed Cardiogeni (CGNI) which listed at 147p on January 31 2025 and whose shares are now 5p to sell. It states that its AGM will e on 31 December, New Year’s Eve, at 10 AM in Stratford Upon Avon. This is another bastard creation of struck off dentist Ajan Rejinald and I have called this out as a dog from the start.

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202 days ago

Ouzo for TW: Amazing AI says it is to delist from AQSE but statement is complete nonsense ( and defamatory)

The loans business behind Amazing AI (AAI) had already listed on three Exchanges before it joined AQSE at 80p per share less than two years ago. Each time it racked up huge losses and delisted costing shareholders everything. For some reason Liam Murray at Cairn thought it would be different this time. Today, with the shares suspended at 0.275p after advisor Guild quit because of the weaponization of suicide tweet, Amazing says it plans to leave AQSE. But its defamatory statement makes no sense at all.

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202 days ago

Investor Meet shows it does have a moral compass: CEO Marc Downes is a hero of the day and walks away from Amazing AI

Yesterday I flagged up that Amazing AI (AAI) was again planning an Investor Meet Presentation and suggested that anyone doing business with a scumbag who weaponized my mum’s suicide had no moral compass. Zak Mir may still be “liking” X posts by Amazing but it seems that other advisors and enablers are abandoning ship. Marc Downes you are my first hero of the day.

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203 days ago

UPDATED after 2nd CEO call: How low will some folks stoop for money? I ask the question of PR platform Investor Meet

It seems that for the 3rd time in six weeks Amazing AI (AAI) is set to appear on the Investor Meet platform. I wonder how much Investor Meet is trousering for platforming Paul Mathieson who most of the City is rushing to cold shoulder. I called Investor and spoke to its CEO Marc Downes following it up with the email below. Downes seems to think that both Amazing and I have equally valid two sides to a story. He had not bothered to fund out why Guild had quit as advisor last week. Giving moral equivalence to a man who publicly weaponises the suicide of a woman and to the son of that woman is despicable but that is the position Downes seems to take. My email , copying in my lawyers, reads:

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234 days ago

Amazing AI – the shameless ramp is on: naming the scoundrels involved

Amazing AI (AAI) the AQSE listed dog, majority owned by CEO Paul Mathieson, who risibly describes it as “a global fintech group specialising in online consumer loans and AI finance-related services” is undergoing a significant ramping exercise at present.

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236 days ago

EXPOSE: PR Genius Steffi brings another bitcoin spoof to AQSE: Greed, funny numbers and shame on all involved in FalconEdge

Cassiopeia, the PR firm run by PR genius Steffi ( Stefania Barbaglio) employs only one person (Steffi) according to its last annual report. But it still tweets as “we” in the most ridiculous fashion as I noted HERE. Yesterday a tweet caught my eye regarding the November 5 IPO of Falconedge PLC. I am made almost nauseous by what I have discovered. Steffi tweets:

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243 days ago

BREAKING: Valereum undeclared related party troughing

Comrade Richard Poulden is no longer involved with Valereum (VLRM) the AQSE listed dog that he, his bromantic partner Dave Lenigas and brown envelope man Zak Mir pumped with claims of a 100p or 200p valuation. Investors who bought into that pump did their conkers and the shares are now 4.375p with a new band of scholars and gentlemen on board, lead by CEO Gary Cottle.

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249 days ago

These people are mad as a box of frogs: As NAV plunges to sub 46p and the shares to 55.5p, Smarter Web part 1

Shares in The Smarter Web Company (SWC), 660p just three months ago, closed Friday at just 55.5p.Grifter Andrew Webley was urging folks to buy all the way down insisting that new valuation metrics made the shares look cheap. The grifter is still at it, and still misleading his flock, as I shall demonstrate later.

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275 days ago

Hot Rocks Investments – the new home of Gavin Burnell of Globo and Elephant Oil infamy: when you engage with Ron Bauer who cares about IFRS?

One of those colourful characters from the London Small cap world shown in yesterday’s bearcast expose to have engaged with the now twice convicted fraudster Ron Bauer is our own Gavin Burnell of Globo infamy. He is also the managing director of AQSE listed Hot Rocks Investments (HRIP). Gavin owned 29.54% of the shares at 31 March 2024 and a Jonathan Bellis owned 15.5%. Yes that is the King of the spivs in the small cap broking community, currently plying his filthy trade at bucket shop Novum.

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299 days ago

Video: Two clowns called Zak

Zak Mir’s Lift Global Ventures (LFT) has not addressed the pressng issue, exposed here yesterday, of a legal claim that could wipe out its dwindling cash reserves. And some. With the shares trading less often than West Ham manage to win a game maybe nobody at AQSE Regulation cares about the possibility of bankruptcy. The core business of Mir and Lift Global, pumping penny dreadfuls in return for undeclared brown envelopes continues apace.

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302 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: The Smarter Web Company fund raise, is that it? The Rev Andrew Carter needs to pray harder

Today's fleecing of the sheeple is at 193p and has brought in just £3.7 million. The Smarter Web Company (SWC) shares are now 142p. the bubble is deflating ever faster and the Reverend Carter needs to pray harder. I discuss and have a question for AQSE Regulation..

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310 days ago

CelAI: Its broker claims….what could possibly go wrong?

I covered the latest Jerry Keen feck up that is Cel AI (CLAI) here. It has raised #10 million but in doing so found itself set to be slung off the Main Market so is heading to the AQSE lobster pot, a move touted as a triumph by those paid to promote but which others can see as a disaster. Now it seems that Keen’s Oak Securities is starting to spill the beans. How is the FCA not all over this?

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319 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: How do the regulators allow Dave Richards MBE to run a public lavatory let alone a public company

I have written to the Honours Forfeiture Committee about Zak Mir's chum earlier today. But the real question is for AQSE Regulation: how on earth do you allow this man to run a listed company?

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325 days ago

BREAKING Disgraced Rolf Gerritsen pulls down the pants of PR genius Steffi, £250,000 of questions for Peterhouse

According to AQSE listed Shortwave Life Sciences (PSY), Rolf Gerritsen is "an entrepreneurial executive, with outstanding strategic, organisational, commercial and financial skills with an exceptional delivery record developed over the last 30 years. His core strengths included strategy development, implementation and sourcing capital for growth companies, special situations and restructuring opportunities.” Advisor Peterhouse which signed off on that claim on Tuesday as Rolf was appointed chairman and Peterhouse raised £250,000 might think that but I can’t think why.

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341 days ago

AIM attracts a new dog: Rent Guarantor Holdings Plc, accounting blunders exposed

The AIM market has attracted a new company, namely Rent Guarantor Holdings Plc (RGG) which this morning announced that it will leave the AQSE Lobster Pot on 15 August and join the AIM Casino on the same date.

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362 days ago

TAP Global upgrades from AQSE Lobster Pot to AIM sewer: just pointing out a major red flag

On the surface of it TAP Global (TAP) which has moved markets today does not look an outrageously bad investment but today’s RNS fails to mention one humungous red flag.

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362 days ago

Is it GOTCHA? Amazing AI suspended and ridiculous announcement

Amazing AI (AAI) is, as I have, repeatedly, pointed out before, a company that has listed on 3 other markets and gone tits up thrice before it joined AQSE. It has lied repeatedly about what it does and its net cash position is less than what my son Joshua has in his piggy bank. AQSE Regulation should have slung this off the market eons ago, as I suggested, but it and corporate advisor Liam “the toke” Murray seemed to know better. But overnight the shares were suspended citing AQSE Rule 5.1.

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365 days ago

Worthless almost insolvent fraud Amazing AI enters the Bitcoin Treasury Bubble, shares up100%

If this is not a sign of the true insanity of the bitcoin in treasury madness, what is? Amazing AI (AAI) listed on AQSE 18 months ago as an online loan shark but lied about having an actual business. In March it changed its name from Investment Evolution Credit to jump on the AI bandwagon. It has almost no net cash, having had to borrow £100,000 from its CEO but having raised just £122,000 the other day. But at 8.5p, up 100% today as it jumps on a new bandwagon, it is capitalised at £7.53 million. Insanity.

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372 days ago

Another day, another bit of bitcoin in treasury spiv activity involving many of the usual suspects

The madness continues. The latest company jumping on the shitcoin in treasury bandwagon is AQSE listed Vault Ventures (VULT) which at 0.045p is now capitalized at c£5 million. Vault was formerly Meme Vault, formerly Pitch Pit – it has changed names and business strategies almost as many times as I have enjoyed inappropriate thoughts about Cheryl Cole.

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376 days ago

EXPOSE: £125m IPO and 2 fund raises built on flagrant lying

I have covered this company since its IPO on January 31 2025 with a market cap of £125 million. I have been utterly bearish for reasons oft explained but thanks to Winnileaks I can now show the outright lie on which the IPO and two fund raises have been based. Its shares should be suspended NOW and the financial rozzers called in.
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386 days ago

Can you short shares in the Smarter Web Company at a joke £157m valuation? AQSE says no but you can!

The Smarter Web Company (SWC) share price is wholly indefensible. At 83.5p the market cap is £157 million and it has cash, or I suspect bitcoin, worth, perhaps, £12 million. Its core web design business is a nothingburger making insufficient profit to cover even a fraction of PLC costs. So, it needs the bitcoin price to jump to c$1.37 million to be even fair value. It won’t happen. But the heavily traded shares are on AQSE which says that you cannot short shares on it. But you can.
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397 days ago

Cardiogeni: £120m up in smoke in less than 4 months, First Sentinel disgraces itself (again)

I warned that this IPO on January 31 at 143p was a £125 million disaster in waiting. Advisors First Sentinel would act for Satan’s bastard love child with Julie Meyer and this was drowning in red flags from the getgo as I pointed out HERE. After a £650,000 placing at 17.3p a share yesterday the shares are now just 6p, valuing this crock at £5 million. £120 million nominal value up in smoke in less than four months, well done First Sentinel. You are scumbags.
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400 days ago

AQSE Regulation and the Truspine fine: this is just silly and unfair on shareholders

Back in August 2023 AQSE Regulation fined Truspine (TSP), a dog run by a bunch of scoundrels who have now been ousted, £215,000 for a series o rule breaches. But, of that fine, £165,000 was suspended.
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405 days ago

Truly insane, the lunatics have taken over the AQSE Asylum with a £50m spoof: do Peterhouse staffers believe in the day of judgement?

A long time ago I had a friend, Tony, who was a financial journalist and a Marxist. His favourite phrase was that “the only problem with revolutions is that you run out of lead.” I think of that as I look at the latest madness at The Smarter Web Company (SWC), now valued at £50 million and where mug punters are going to be trashed. Those crony capitalists responsible deserve to meet a grisly fate when the glorious revolution, led either by we true capitalist libertarians or by revolting workers, takes place.
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426 days ago

The tale of V22: explain why we mug punters have not been mugged?

V22 was a Plus (now AQSE) listed company that invested in contemporary art. I quite liked its fragrant founder Tara Cranswick who seemed to know her stuff and so put in a five figure sum. Today I conclude that although I will probably get my original cash back after more than fifteen years, I have been mugged. Can anyone explain why I am wrong?

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427 days ago

Valereum - £19m investment deal collapses but something looks very wrong here, I assume ASQE Regulation on the case

Actually I do not. AQSE Regulation has shown over its failure to deal with the prospectus fraudsters still running Eight Capital Partners (ECP) that they are just as useless as the Oxymorons at AIM regulation. I bet both are pretty hot on sniffing out directors who might have made a sexist or transphobic remark but in terms of stopping white collar crime? Forget it.

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429 days ago

Readers tips of the year prize contest No 2, Easter Version

I realise that I am yet to send out the 2023 and 2024 readers tips of the year prizes. But two bottles of Greek Hovel Olive oil (January 2025 harvest) have now been poured and I aim to send them this week. Meanwhile, after the Trump market upset our writers are penning 8 new tips of the year (Easter to December 31) so why should readers not have another contest. As ever the prize here is Greek Hovel olive oil.

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454 days ago

Investment Evolution Credit PLC – dead canary, time for AQSE and The Toke to pull the rug

Investment Evolution Credit (IEC), floated just sixteen months ago by Liam “the toke” Murray at Cairn, at 80p with a business model and management that has failed on three other markets and which has lied repeatedly, formally announced that its deal proposed deal to buy Credit Canary Ltd is dead:
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476 days ago

Investment Evolution : you could not make this up, another CEO quits and is the Canary dead?

The fraud brought to AQSE by Liam “the toke” Murray at 80p continues to entertain. It is hard to know where to start with te shares 1p to sell, 14 months after the IPO.
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493 days ago

Kerboom: Max Rets to delist: another member of the White Zamboni crime family falls on its sword

Notwithstanding the loyal support of its advisor, Liam “the Toke” Murray at Cairn, AQSE listed MaxRets Ventures (MAX) is to delist. As it has almost zero cash and negative net current assets it is hardly a loss to the world of capitalism. Of course, the Toke should have quit as soon as it became clear that Dominic White was guilty of multi million pound prospectus fraud. But, these days the Toke seems to be cool with fraud.

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497 days ago

EXPOSE: Cardiogeni: More than £100 million up in smoke within ten days of IPO! Funding claims are BOGUS!

I warned explicitly that the AQSE IPO of Cardiogeni (CGNI) was a scandal waiting to happen “Some folks have no shame: First Sentinel floats a con”. Ten days later I have been vindicated. This episode leaves AQSE and adviser First Sentinel disgraced and with serious questions to answer.
Cardiogeni is another company from the stable of struck off dentist Ajan Rejinald who has featured both here and I Private Eye many times. He is a scumbag.

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509 days ago

Zak Mir: the cheque from Africa is in the post…oh you mean it’s not?

Two years ago exactly, the Brown Envelope Man, Zak Mir announced that his AQSE listed shitco Lift Global Ventures (LFT) was lending £750,000, most f its balance sheet to a technically insolvent company where Lift’s chairman Roy Kelly, was a director, Trans-Africa Energy Limited. Trans had a murky past as exposed on this website but Zak’s silly sister from Shares Magazine probably thinks its racist to point that out.
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1554 days ago

OptiBiotix Health – intention to list its ProBiotix Health business on AQSE, Strong Buy…

OptiBiotix Health (OPTI) has announced that it intends to seek admission of its ProBiotix Health business onto the AQSE Growth Market with an associated fund raise of approximately £2.5 million at an indicative premoney valuation of £22.5 million and a distribution in specie. With, at a 35.5p share price, OptiBiotix as a whole currently capitalised at £31.3 million, is this good news? You bet!

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