56 days ago
Fellow old dinosaur T is in contact by email stating “ I'm an old and very simple man Tom, excuse me…
57 days ago
The grifter Andrew Webley and his overpaid limp dick colleagues at The Smarter Web Company (SWC) may dismiss the warnings of old TW, aka THAT MAN, as much as they wish but the shares have plunged from 660p on June 23 to just 85p today. But guess what? They are still overvalued.
67 days ago
The grifter Andrew Webley thinks that he might bolster the, inflated, share price of The Smarter Web Company (SWC) with a spot of M&A. He reckons that using his paper, still defying gravity and trading at a monster premium to NAV he can buy peers trading at a discount to NAV. But my good friend the Euroloon Jonathan Price has sent me over the article below suggesting that this strategy may, like our mutually beloved West Ham, be doomed. It reads:
70 days ago
During the past 24 hours the price of a range of cryptocurrencies including bitcoin and Ethereum has tumbled sharply. Bitcoin itself is now back below $110,000 having been $125,000 just a couple of weeks ago. Yet folks like my pal Dominic Frisby still insist that it is a store of value when compared to fiat. Can the bulls explain one thing to a silly old dinosaur like myself?
84 days ago
I start with more poor FT journalism, giving a platform to the Smarter Web Company (SWC) boss, not challenging him as he talks utter cock. Then the day I met Mandy and got the measure of the man as the coke and champagne flowed.
92 days ago
The Smarter Web Company (SWC) has announced that it has issued another 21 million shares to Shard Capital for it to flog on to its clients under a death spiral which is just bound to drive the shares down. If you look at how the first 21 million death spiral played out even Angela Raynor and her crack tax advisors can figure out the maths and how this plays out.
95 days ago
The grifter Andrew Webley is panicking. Shares in The Smarter Web Company (SWC) continue to fall on an almost daily basis despite the prayers of the Reverend Andrew Carter and the manic tweeting of the grifter himself. A few weeks ago he announced an “upgrade” of auditor. Ching ching. That will add to the cost base.
105 days ago
Scouse whinger Doc Holliday will be on the phone or email within minutes of this article appearing saying that he still cannot afford a few quid a month to read my articles but he’s convinced that I am being beastly about ECR Minerals (ECR) where his all too brief boardroom spell is over but he still has shares. For once he’s right.
106 days ago
I predict the timing and reason for the end of the bitcoin in treasury bubble and predict how grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company (SWC) will react for they will know I am right. I ask if David Lenigas will be transparent if and when London Bitcoin Company (BTC) has to sell shitcoin to pay fiat bills and suggest that time is already upon us.I look at Boohoo (DEBS) and not as a bull and then at Eden Research (EDEN) which is surely lining up another bailout placing.
112 days ago
If investment manager Lawrence Lepard is right about bitcoin, then shares in companes like the grifter Andrew Webley's Smarter Web Company (SWC) would probably still be trading at a premium to NAV and be overvalued!
118 days ago
Following the triumph of seeing Julie “Lingerie and sex toy on expenses” Meyer lose her gong, the pressure is mounting to strip disgraced Neil Woodford of his CBE. But I have a third target: David Richards MBE of the Wandisco fraud, now snuggling up with Carlton Club grifter Zak Mir at Lift Global Ventures (LFT). I have written to Sir Chris Wormald who chairs the Honours Forfeiture Committee and urge you to do the same – details are HERE..
121 days ago
Satsuma Technology (SATS) the bitcoin in treasury operation chaired by Matt Lodge, formerly an expert if fighting global warming by growing seaweed, set out to raise a minimum of £100 million in loan notes convertible at 1p but has raised a monstrous £163.66 million. This can only end in tears
123 days ago
The penny share grifter Andrew Webley is at it again, another day another issue of overpriced confetti by The Smarter Web Company (SWC). Those who paid 660p less than six weeks ago for their shares will need to order yet another tube of KY Jelly with news of an £8.1 million, gross, placing and subscription at just 2.05p. Ouch!
125 days ago
One argument pushed by grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company is that the inability of retail punters to buy crypto ETNs ( Exchange Traded Notes) meant that bitcoin in treasury companies had a USP. But the FCA says that is going to change. And that surely makes Smarter Web and its peers pointless.
130 days ago
You think bitcoin in treasury makes sense? You are wowed by new fangled valuation metrics pushed by grifters like Andrew Webley of The Smarter Web Company (SWC), you cannot go to enough Group Think mutual masturbation sessions with Peterhouse, Hill Dickinson and Coinsilium (COIN). Step outside of the bubble for an instant and enjoy a very impressive video from commentator Patrick Boyle and, without resorting to abuse, tell me why he is wrong.
130 days ago
Sheryl, who I was warming to, today says on X that my writings on the Smarter Web Company (SWC) are both unhelpful and don’t move the market but that as they are behind a paywall and the poor girl can’t afford to access them as she is “a bit short of fiat”, she has not actually read them. But she thinks “Shall we leave it to @asjwebley and @smarterweb and their advisers @peterhousecap, Hill Dickinson @Tennyson_Secs etc. to sort out?” Go on grifter Webley and your lacky crony capitalists, you are too scared to face me in debate, how do you plan to “sort me out”? A lawyers letter for stating facts? Go ahead bitchez, see you in court! Meanwhile yet more shares have been issued.
140 days ago
Another day and another bookbuild from The Smarter Web Company (SWC)sees it raising another £17,543,942 gross at 295p, call it £16.5 million net after fees and commission for Tennyson, Peterhouse and others with urgent bills from the Ukrainian Young Ladies and Colombian import merchants to pay. So suckers will pay 295p for a fully diluted NAV of, say, 38p. Guess how that works out in the long run! Following the issue the new maths at a $118,545 bitcoin price are:
142 days ago
I have written to the FCA asking it to investigate The Smarter Web Company (SWC) and its CEO the penny share grifter Andrew Webley for publishing a research report, a financial promotion, which it is not regulated to do and which is grotesquely misleading
142 days ago
The spoof valued at more than 1.1 billion pounds on a fully diluted basis has issued a new research report telling us how we must use new methods to see how cheap Smarter shares are as the old ones do not work. It is lie backed nonsense and all involved should be ashamed. When this bubble bursts many folks will be wiped out while Webley walks away with up to 15 million quid and the advisors cash in warrants at 3p funding the renting of legions of young ladies from Ukraine. This bubble is a disgrace.
151 days ago
The drawdown facility arranged by spiv broker Tennyson has now raised an additional £22.9 million for The Smarter Web Company (SWC) via the issue of 7 million shares at 327p. Now another 14 million are on offer: roll up, roll up financial masochists everywhere.
888 days ago
An explicit warning from perma-dog Versarien (VRS) that it is almost certain to do another bailout placing soon might convince even someone as stupid as penny share grifter Doc Holliday that holding these shares is financial suicide. The company has today announced that it is calling a GM to give it the authority to issue more shares.
919 days ago
I start with my latest run in with my neighbour, the IRA man. Then it is onto Canadian Overseas Petroleum (COPL). I discuss it deceiving investors, how the shares are a 100% slam dunk sell and also a shocking article about it ( see below) on Proactive not, as I said, by my pal Ian Lyall but by another pal Jon Hopkins. Hoppo should be ashamed. Then I look at Anglesey Mining (AYM), Zephyr Energy (ZPHR ) – hard cheese Cliff – Powerhouse Energy (PHE), Boohoo (BOO), where there is no ouzo for Ouzo man, and nanosynth (NNN) which has gone bust so meaning a vindication ouzo for me tonight and more shame on penny share grifter, brown envelope man, Zak Mir.
939 days ago
This is so simple that even the most moronic or Bulletin Board morons or spiv, Scouse, penny share grifter, share promoters should get it: companies do not set out to raise £531,624 (gross) in a deeply discounted placing. They go for a round number. A company running on vapours raising a non round number and way below what it had the authorities to raise is a sign that only forward sellers and flippers were interested. I refer to Versarien (VRS). Its latest placing is a disaster.
949 days ago
It seems like just yesterday when that penny share grifter David Lenigas was berating me on twitter for my lack of faith in UK Oil & Gas (UKOG). Oh yes, it was yesterday! Today we have bad news. For UK Oil & Gas, Turkey is bringing no delight.
963 days ago
It is hard to know where to start with today’s utterly lie packed email rom the grifters at Avaaz – highly paid individuals who want to soak the rich, that is not them but entrepreneurs like Elon Musk. Now Musk is right now, a bit of a hero, for his utter destruction of a BBC reporter as you can see in the video below.
970 days ago
Over the past couple of weeks there has been a debate about the financial health of UK Oil & Gas (UKOG) between a fat Aussie penny share grifter and a man who did actually train as an oil equities analyst with the City’s top rated team across all sectors. At 4.45 PM on Friday after everyone had buggered off to the boozer, UK finally snuck out its annual results for the year to 30 September. Guess what it was hiding?
