metrics

3085 days ago

blur Quarterly Metrics Update – aka total bollocks from a cash burning Joke Company

And boy did the grossly overpaid poltroon Phil Letts serve up a stack of metrics in this trading update. KPIs, metrics, MBA tosser jargon, it was all in there. But buried at the bottom was the cash position. Ouch. When’s the next placing Phil?

3506 days ago

Bingo, bongo, Bango – dismal interims – when is the bailout cash call?

I have noted before how Bango (BGO) merits an AIM Casino jam tomorrow promises. Floated in 1999 it has sent £27.5 million to money heaven and has never made a profit. Interims today are thus par for the course but the cash position looks tight. At 102p the market cap is £46 million and the shares are a screaming sell.

Like all crap tech stocks Bango capitalises costs. It spews out all sorts of metrics, contract news, blah de blah de blah with its half calendar year numbers but here’s the ones that matter.