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77 days ago

Predator Oil & Gas: Why behave like this? Might the AGM vote down resolution 6

I wonder how many, impoverished, shareholders in Predator Oil & Gas (PRD) are now beginning to realise that the problem, other than owning shit assets, is not nasty investigative journalists like me but crazy old coot CEO Paul Griffiths? He did promise that if the share price had not raced ahead by July of this year to reflect the value he claimed was inherent, he would take the fight to those conspiring against Predator, the FCA, evil market makers, internet scumbags like myself and, wielding the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play he would put the world to rights. We are still waiting.

86 days ago

EXPOSE: Who wants to be a billionaire? The Atlas Metals spoof with that Eurasia Mining chap at the centre

You just cannot make this shit up. Well maybe you can if it comes to the London small cap scene. Atlas Metals (AMG) shares are today up by 300% to 40p on news that it is set to do a RTO buying a company worth £1 billion with its own shares. At 40p Atlas is capitalized at £6 million. This is a ludicrous spoof and all those involved, notably competent person sign off Christian Schaffalitzky of Eurasia (EUA) infamy, CEO Christopher Chadwick, brokers fragrant Lucy Williams at Peterhouse and Nick Emmerson at SI Capital should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. If I was a sexist old beast I’d be volunteering to spank Lucy’s bottom personally. This is a monstrous spoof.

876 days ago

Versarien says turnaround on track, if so then so too is my plan to shag Cheryl Cole

At a GM called to authorise the issuance of lorry loads more worthless shares, the chairperson of Versarien (VRS) claims its turnaround is on track. Bollocks. Chairperson Dianne Savory has yet to apologise for not stopping a culture where, egged on by the ex-CEO, shareholders discussed having me killed and plotting to get my wife sacked so is someone not fit to chair a public company. Worse still, her claims are utterly delusional.

1537 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast - so when will Opti be valued at a billion quid? Before or after I shag Cheryl Cole?

Today is not only Joshua’s Birthday but also 100 days to Christmas and also Dydd Owain Glyndwr Hapus!. So I am busy cake making. Maybe a picture later after I burn my own house down in honour of the last Welsh Prince of Wales. In the podcast I discuss naughty corporate brokers, Optibiotix (OPTI) and Novacyt (NCYT)