slapper

1994 days ago

Princess Eugenie you fucking parasite I hope it rains all over your fucking #RoyalWedding which I have to part pay for

It is hard being a Republican with the Queen and Phil the Greek on the throne. They seem like good, decent folks with a real sense of duty. Under them an institution with no right to exist seems safe as houses and, indeed, is hard to attack. But the younger royals are a different kettle of fish. And that brings us to the loathsome parasite that is Princess Eugenie.

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3100 days ago

Life on Marbs 11 Starring Quindell fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles - penis is too small

How I suffer. Just for you, dear reader, I have now watched the 11th episode of Life on Marbs, the new ITV reality TV show starring Quindell (QPP) fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles. And it was possibly the most toe curling episode yet. JSK’s bromance with a younger guy is going well and Jon is now going to the gym to keep in shape but worries he still looks old. So an ageing slapper with possibly the most leathery skin on this planet takes him to her Botox/plastic surgeon man.

JSK goes for Botox but then asks about penis enlargement. He is told that he can get an extra 2-3 inches and seems interested. The ageing slapper concludes that he must be a bit undersized but perhaps explains why his only conquest of this series saw the girl (slapper Jordan) burst out laughing as Jon started to “perform” (see HERE). 

Jon then turns his hand

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