troughers

16 days ago

Union Jack Oil and a £1 million loan: is it to fund payoffs when the troughers get fired on 26 June?

On 26 June at the AGM of Union Jack Oil (UJO) , which I shall be attending waving a proxy paper, the three surviving troughers ( David Bramhill, Joe O’Farrell & Zac Philips) will be voted off the board and new boss Craig Howie will immediately terminate the £120,000 consultancy agreements of poodle Philips and snivelling coward and current NED Graham Bull. In that light the company, which claimed to have cash of c£1.5 million at December 31 2025 has just announced that it has taken out a £1 million loan from Egdon Resources. WTF?

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21 days ago

A question for David “Trougher” Bramhill with AGM voting guide

Snivelling, cowardly Graham Bull has today resigned as a NED from Union Jack Oil (UJO) while still troughing it as a consultant to the company, blaming my hurty words for his decision. In doing so he avoids being voted off the board at the AGM, which I am attending as a proxy, on 26 June in Bristol. At that AGM his fellow troughers David Bramhill, Joe O’Farrell and Zac Phillips will almost certainly be voted off. However…

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27 days ago

Bristol 26 June 11 AM – we are on!

Paperwork is, as I write, being sorted out to make me a proxy for a shareholder in Union Jack Oil (UJO). Pete “Fagash” Brailey has bought 150 shares. And thus both of us will be pitching up at a posh Bristol hotel at 11 AM on June 26 for the AGM. Does David Bramhill really want this?

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49 days ago

Satsuma – SMTM, vindicated within 24 hours

Yesterday I suggested that you have a flutter on Satsuma (SATS) shares at 0.21p and indeed I drunk some of my own medicine at 0.208p. The shares are now 0.24p and rising as the brilliance of my call has already become apparent. I am, as you know, a modest chap but in point out how this was free money surely I deserve an ouzo?

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58 days ago

Satsuma changes auditor again: window dressing by the 7 fat cat troughers in charge

Last time Satsuma (SATS) changed auditor it was because the bean counter’s quit over its dodgy accountiing. This time it says that it has resigned BDO and appointed the  third tier firm of PKF Littlejohn whose maths has featured on this website too often  “as part of the cost reduction programme announced on 2 April 2026” But..

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899 days ago

Food Standards Agency crashes CBD Market with massive health warning

Think of all those morally bankrupt celebs who trousered even more cash promoting products now shown to be harmful without a care in the world. Yes Antony Joshua and Claudia Winkleman you are greedy troughers not checking out anything before you added to your already stuffed bank accounts. Claudia: do you feel an ounce of guilt today? You should!

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1585 days ago

Value Creation Plan my Arse; Andrew Piggy Austin sticks his snout in the trough again at AIM sewer listed Kistos

The headline is “value creation plan”. My arse. This is a disgracefully structured plan to further enrich Kistos (KIST) boss Andrew Piggy Austin and his fellow boardroom troughers. Oink. Oink. This is a disgrace. How on earth has Nomad Panmure Gordon signed off on this scheme as being fair?

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