All Stories

Friday Caption Contest Lord Leveson and Hugh Grant Special

Tom Winnifrith
Friday 30 November 2012

What should the caption picture be this week? Inches of inconvenient truth falling all over the country as the mercury goes down faster than Divine Brown on Sunset Boulevard? The Lib Dems coming 8th in Rotherham and UKIP’s triumph? Ultimately it had to be Lord Leveson and his farcical enquiry. And so this week, our caption contest features Hugh Grant who seems quite keen on gagging the press.

To win one of our Piss Off Argentina T-shirts post your entries in the comments section below.

You can, of course, buy your own Piss off Argentina T-shirt or mug here.

For what it is worth my own entry is:Thank God for Leveson. Next time I get a hooker to give me a kerbside blow job it will ONLY appear on the internet.

Last week I asked you for captions for this picture of the man who has already cost UK taxpayers £3 million – Abu Qatada:

HappyTrucker1 almost won for the second week on the trot with

Well this is a nice office here at Rotherham Council. I think I will fit in well working here.

But in the end the independent Judge has awarded the prize to, er…me for my caption:

You wanted to interview a fat parasite who lives off the state and spouts rubbish. Sorry I am busy platting a terror campaign, try that Mr Prescott – he lives in the mansion opposite

The picture could have been of any of the celebrities who think the press should only give them acres of “nice” coverage but Hugh wins. Good luck with your entries for the Hugh Grant special

If you enjoyed reading this article from Tom Winnifrith, why not help us cover our running costs with a donation?
About Tom Winnifrith
Bio
Tom Winnifrith is the editor of TomWinnifrith.com. When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
Twitter
@TomWinnifrith
Email
[email protected]
Recently Featured on ShareProphets
Sign up for my weekly newsletter








Required Reading

Recent Comments


I also read