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The TW “haters” will be disappointed as blood tests start to come back

Tom Winnifrith
Thursday 19 June 2025
Not all of the tests taking earlier this week by the local Shipman are back yet but those that are having been “all clear” leaving us all none the wiser as to the cause of various ailments. But one test will disappoint those who, on a daily basis, post defamatory remarks about me in financial chat rooms and on twitter as a “punishment” for exposing frauds which they have invested in.

The abuse often mentions my teeth which lack enamel as a result of childhood illness. Sometimes they imply that I have mental issues on the basis that my mum killed herself so I too must be unstable. Apparently I spend time working in a pizza store: you and I know I bought a loss making pizza joint, turned it around and sold it at a profit. But the most common slur is that I am an alcoholic.

In fact I, most of the time I drink nothing other than water and almond based milk. The last alcoholic drink I had was in April. I used to drink a fair bit but that was a long while ago. And thus the test that gives me most pleasure was that on my liver as it came back normal, no problem. 

I am so sorry on this matter to disappoint my critics who, for some reason, think that abusing me will transform the sorry performance of their investments.
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Tom Winnifrith is the editor of TomWinnifrith.com. When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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