Guillotine

255 days ago

Canadian Overseas shareholder wants to cremate Tom Winnifrith and Gary Newman then Guillotine us both

I shall leave you to ponder how one chops the head off ashes but one suspects that this shareholder in Canadian Overseas Petroleum (COPL) is not the brightest spark as he wishes death on myself and Gary on the LSE Bulletin Boards. Of course if he’d sold and gone short at 25p as I advised he would, with the shares at 2.5p and set to fall to zero be happier and richer. But he knew better than a trained oil analyst and thinks he will get rich again if Gary and me are killed. Whatever… 
 
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1188 days ago

Photo Article: Breaking out of Wales for a substantial meal in a boozer and it is heartbreaking

Thanks to the certifiably insane First Minister here in Wales, Mr Mark Drakeford, boozers shut at 6 PM and can’t serve booze anyway. I can’t remember whether it is illegal to cross the border with England yet or whether the North Wales Police start arresting folks for this heinous crime on the 24th, 25th or 28th. Anyhow, we set off from the Welsh Hovel last night, four of us in the car, dashing the few hundred yards to the bridge to free England and what we found was heartbreaking.

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