Rachel from Customer Services

120 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: Gaslighting from Rachel from Customer Services as base rates cuts and 2 bitcoin in treasury red flags

I start with our most useless chancellor since Gordon Brown and today's base rate cut. Then I give you two email addresses you may care to use if you are an Optibiotix (OPTI) shareholder before I look at news from ECR Minerals (ECR) and Satsuma (SATS).

138 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: the Gordon Brown moment for Rachel Reeves and another thing Mr Ashman

Will Rachel from Customer Services sell the UK's five billion quid's worth of bitcoin. I discuss. And I have had another thought about Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX). If anyone is still speaking to the bearded poltroon maybe they can clarify. Finally, as things stand there will be 90 folks plus a Welsh choir on the lawn at ShareStock on 6 September. If you want one of the last ten seats please book HERE

143 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: is w*nker a rude word in America? asking for a Satsuma owning moron

I start with Greek news (good) and then agreeing with Brian Basham, champagne socialist of the year 2002-25, on the latest madness of Rachael from Customer Services on mortgages and cash ISAs. Then Ariana (AAU), Satsuma (SATS), Cirata (CRTA) and Sosandar (SOS)

146 days ago

The National Trust fires 550 staff: I stand in defence of Rachel Reeves

If something goes wrong with your organisation it is all too easy to blame it all on Rachel Reeves. She is useless, out of her depth and now just an object of ridicule. I do hope that all those journalists who lined up to sing her praises a year ago specifically because she was “Britain’s first female chancellor” now realise that ability not diversity is what matters when hiring. But for once I write in defence of the CV embellishing Rachel from Customer Services.

148 days ago

Bankrupt Britain – welfare pays more than work says new report, this is madness

Every working day another 1,000 of our fellow citizens sign of as sick and, often without medical challenge go onto PIPs and other benefits. The zooming numbers of those off sick in the UK is totally out of step with every other country in the West. Natch the progressive left demands that we spend more on health education, preventative medicine and heling folks back into the workplace.

168 days ago

Bookmark this damning essay by a bitcoin investor for when the bitcoin in treasury bubble bursts

The guilty men and women, regulators, Rachel from Customer Services, sordid promoters and social media influencers know who they are. When thus bubble bursts and folks who have bought in at ludicrous prices lose everything, bookmark this article and make sure the guilty men and women are held to account.

176 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: the lies, deceit and incompetence of Labour yesterday, this looks terminal for the UK

I detail specific lies and dishonesty from Rachel from Customer Services and Two Tier Keir yesterday and explain why the race to the financial cliff edge that was started by the wretched Tories is now accelerating dramatically. Will the last wealth creator left in Britain please turn off the lights? And please do not say that Reform UK is the answer, its spending promises are reckless in the extreme and, whatever Councillor Bick says, are just not funded.

180 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: what would the financial world look like at five thousand dollar gold?

Prompted by A Monkey I look at bitcoin, the Footsie, Ariana (AAU), Kefi (KEFI) and Amaroq (AMRQ) in this scenario, why words do matter ref Celadon (CEL) and next week's statement by Rachel from Customer Services

182 days ago

A public sector job advert for me: and you wonder why your taxes are going up?

For some reason LinkedIn thinks that I may be a suitable for a role at the House of Commons No, not Chancellor of the Exchequer though I could not be worse than Rachel from Customer Services, but as a “senior security cultural advisor.” I thought I would have a butchers and what is on offered tells you everything about the rotten nature of the flabby British state.

199 days ago

An old joke but a good joke about tax

Thanks to reader C for this. By his own admission an old joke but still a good one and a reminder to Rachel from Customer Services as to why so many of the geese who lay golden eggs are thinking of leaving Airstrip One.

225 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bonus Bearcast: 2 dire warnings about the UK stockmarket & a great idea for Rachel Reeves to save it & get more tax in

I chatted at length to a well known fund manager last night. On the basis of that I explain why, ceteris paribus, there will be more low ball cash bids and make two predictions of doom. On the other hand I have an idea for Rachel from Customer Services which would bring her more tax and cause the market to roof it so making her the hero of the day.

226 days ago

Nuburu – the ramp continues & a CV possibly penned by Rachel from Customer Services

When Alessandro Zamboni’s reign at Nuburu (US:BURU) started on 13 January 2025 the shares were $0.5. They are now $0.16. Yesterday, Nuburu issued its latest ramptastic announcement. It is all so much bollocks.

249 days ago

How is Sealand Capital Galaxy not bust? Is Cheuk cheucking in the towel on keeping the lights on?

What am I missing here? It seems to me that Sealand Capital Galaxy (SCGL), whose shares touched 11p earlier this year but are now 0.525p is completely bust. Maybe its CEO, Tom Sawyer, who got Rachel from Customer Services to write his CV, can explain why I am wrong.

252 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: Those celebrating piss poor numbers from Wetherspoons, celebrate poor folks getting sacked

I start with JD Wetherspoon (JDW) and more low paid workers sacked by Rachel from Customer Services. Then two bigger companies to short: Diversified Energy (DEC) and Ceres Power (CWR). Finally Ed Milliband has discovered free money. Not.

252 days ago

We're from the government and we're here to help you: Spoons’ heroic Tim Martin explains economics to Rachel from Customer Services

Interims from JD Wetherspoon (JDW) are out this morning and for reasons without its control they have not impressed and the shares are off by c10%. Heroic chairman Tim Martin knows who is to blame. He says that:

254 days ago

Have 89% of SME’s really fired at least one employee since the Autumn Budget?

That is the shocking claim made today by The Global Payroll Association (GPA) and if true it really is a damning indictment of chancellor Rachel from Customer Services. But is it true?

329 days ago

A disgraced fund manager rushes to defend Rachel from Customer Services

I suppose our beloved Chancellor needs any friend she can find right now, even a disgraced fund manager under FCA investigation. No not me silly, it is Neil Woodford.

351 days ago

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: words from a genius (Mark Slater) and from a congenital idiot (Simon Botfield)

https://shareprophets.com/views/78100/tom-winnifrith-bearcast-words-from-a-genius-mark-slater-and-from-a-congenital-idiot-simon-botfield

351 days ago

In Black and white: Rachel from customer services puts folks on the dole

A profits warning from Shoe Zone (SHOE) will be gutting for shareholders as the stock is off by 44% at just 80p. Steve called this correctly and is justifiably smug today. The real losers are staff who will be losing their jobs just in time for Christmas and the company does not pull its punches: the finger of blame is rightly pointed at Rachel from Customer Services. One again “Labour is not working”.

369 days ago

When is it okay to be a convicted fraudster and cover it up?

https://shareprophets.com/views/77789/when-is-it-okay-to-be-a-convicted-fraudster-and-cover-it-up

370 days ago

BREAKING: Peel Hunt warns of £2 billion AIM IHT own goal by Rachel from Customer Services

Peel Hunt’s head of research Charles Hall has this morning warned that scrapping IHT relief on AIM shares will not raise £100 million to save the NHS as predicted by Rachel from Customer services but will in fact slash tax revenues by £1.1 billion this tax year rising to £2 billion per annum thereafter. You do not need to be an economist to see that this is a spectacular own goal.