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159 days ago

TAP Global – another Director red flag

I flagged up the ghastly CV of Peter Wall, the chairman of TAP Global (TAP) on Friday. One of the other Directors is John Taylor, a non-executive who is there to protect shareholders interests. I note that his CV indicates he undertook a similar a role at Bidstack Group Plc (BIDS) from 15 November 2017 to 2 July 2019.That ended well. Not!

161 days ago

TAP Global upgrades from AQSE Lobster Pot to AIM sewer: just pointing out a major red flag

On the surface of it TAP Global (TAP) which has moved markets today does not look an outrageously bad investment but today’s RNS fails to mention one humungous red flag.

1046 days ago

Tap Global IPO – You is 'avin' a Turkish: this is a truly mad valuation even by the standards of shitcoin

I today asked the advisers to Tap Global (TAP) which joined the Aquis lobster pot today via a reversal into Quetzal Capital to justify why Tap was worth £20.5 million and 4.5p and the enlarged group worth £32.2 million. There has been no answer. Why? Because even by the standards of shitcoin and crypto-shite this valuation is bonkers. It’s a car crash in the making and shames all involved.

3516 days ago

The only candidates slagging off the Tories are the Tory candidates, my lefty wife is thinking the unthinkable

The Mrs has got it into her head that we need a new bathroom. And as such she has become an almost obsessional reader of tap and sink porn mags. I wander up to bed at night and there she is lying there with a mag full of different shaped taps. This sordid publication is hidden under the duvet being read by bedside light. She knows that I disapprove. Now it seems that mags are now not enough and so I was told that on Saturday I had to go to not one but two bathroom showrooms with her. It was live tap porn. I had a cunning riposte.