You may not be aware of "Love island" but it is trash reality TV and oh, well just use your imagination. It is more about sex than love but "sex island" is not such a catchy name. You may also not be a Sun Reader. Nor am I normally but just now and then Rod Liddle tempts me in. In case you are not a Sun Reader I offer you a few words from his latest column which is the work of a genius.
THERE are grave worries about the state of our nation. Apparently, more people applied to be on Love Island than applied to get into Oxford and Cambrdige universities.
Hmmm. It’s a close call for me.
Spend a few weeks in the sunshine surrounded by people with the IQ of a shrubbery and suntans created out of Bisto gravy granules.
Or spend three years with braying public-school tossers being taught politically correct idiocies by grim liberals in corduroy jackets.
I think, on both counts, I’m out.