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Mad 2020 and the Covid fascists - a man goes into a shop in London

Tom Winnifrith
Saturday 12 December 2020

An enlightened reader (ER) of this website walked into a shop in London today. 

Assistant with no brain (AWNB): Good afternoon, can I help you?
ER: Thank you but just having a look around
AWNB: Ok, but could you sanitise your hands please (pointing to a table with sanitiser on it)
ER: I’m wearing gloves
AWNB: You still need to sanitise your hands
ER: My hands are in my gloves
AWNB: You need to sanitise your hands
ER: What you mean is I need to sanitise my gloves
AWNB looks at me like I’m mad: No, your hands
ER: No …. I’m not having this nonsense  - that’s me done here. Bye bye.

Rather like clinically insane Welsh First Minister Mark Drakeford, no doubt AWNB would insist that she was merely “following the science”.
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