Ahead of the pointless green wankfest that is COP26, folks in the host City are getting hotter under the collar than a solar panel desperately seeking sun on the Clyde, over the fact that Glasgow appears to be over-run with rats amid piles of rubbish. Personally I reckon that is all down to global warming but others think that the blame can be pointed at a more obvious villain. So who is to blame? Is it:
* a rotten and incompetent City council run as a corrupt fiefdom first by Labour forever then by the SNP since 2017?
*The citizens of Glasgow for not taking responsibility for disposing of their own household waste responsibly so providing wonderful breeding grounds for rodents?
* The SNP Government of Scotland who claim credit for the few things that do run well in the Greece of the North?
*a little old lady who died eight years ago and who has not had any political power for more than thirty years?
Readers, you are smart enough to know that the correct answer is a combination of the first three choices. But according to Susan Aitken, the SNP leader in Scotland’s biggest City the answer is number four, the late and very great Margaret Thatcher. Yes it’s the legacy of Thatcher (shouted with an angry exclamation mark) that is causing biblical scale rodent infestation in rubbish strewn Glasgow. So what if she has been out of power for more than 31 years blame it all on Thatcher!
Scotland is, of course, heavily subsidised by the, grateful, English taxpayer yet its folk appear unable to take responsibility for anything bad at all happening to its welfare addicted people.
An inability to wipe ones own arse? Yes blame your skid marks on the fecking Tories even if they have been dead for eight years. 88% of the population net takers from the State: blame the bloody English and demand even more subsidies. It goes on and on, with folks like Ms Aitken spouting more nonsense, bile and hatred from her rat infested slum heartlands. The case for English independence, from this economic corpse led by morons, grows stronger by the day.