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I apologise to all victims of Christian oppression and brutality for my thoughtless and vile 599 insult

Tom Winnifrith
Wednesday 24 November 2021

It costs £5.99 a month to access ShareProphets and that is a bargain I hope anyone interested in fraud busting takes up here. But unintentionally I may have insulted all victims of brutal Christian imperialisam, aggression and mass slaughter. I can only apologise.

As I am sure you all remember 599 AD was the year when the Byzantines retaliated for the slaughter of 12,000 of their soldiers taken prisoner, by invading Pannonia (modern day Hungary with bits of Croatia and Austria), slaughtering the Avars ( a nomadic folk resident there) and annexing it. As such our pricing policy may have insulted anyone descended from any people oppressed and slaughtered in the name of Christ. Particularly in the run up to Christmas this must be especially offensive.

Of course I make no such apology. This is all bollocks but for some folk it is very real….


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About Tom Winnifrith
Tom Winnifrith is the editor of When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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