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Friday Caption Contest on Sunday – US Oil & Gas Edition

Tom Winnifrith
Sunday 12 May 2013

What a week. I feel that I have given David Cameron both barrels in the Tomograph and so what else to feature in this week’s caption contest? The retirement of that miserable old toad Sir Alex Fergie? Nope I have sworn to leave that alone since the mainstream media is obsessed by it? The looming bankruptcy of Spain? Prince Harry in the US? Nope it has to be the tragedy come comedy that is US Oil & Gas (USOP).

The prize for this week’s caption contest? Rather like the prize for owning USOP shares there is none.  But feel free to post whatever caption you feel appropriate in the comments section below for this little picture.

For what it is worth my entry is

Brian says: “Feel free to RT this but there are 187 million barrels of oil at the end of the rainbow but Liam says the gold is in the next door country with Great Western”

Last week I asked for captions to this pictured of the leader of the Unofficial Monster Raving Loony Party as he celebrated coming almost 100 votes ahead of its bitter rivals The Official Monster Raving Loony Party in the South Shields by-election.

The winner is Donalgarth with:

I have been reliably informed Lord Rennard held the lady's breasts like this.

Tasteless and funny. That is how we like them.

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About Tom Winnifrith
Tom Winnifrith is the editor of When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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