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Friday Caption Contest on a Sunday

Tom Winnifrith
Sunday 23 June 2013

It was a rather quiet week on the news front but in London around 2,000 assorted deluded lefty fruitcakes gathered on Saturday for the “People’s Assembly against Austerity.” Dragged from the 1970s were old loons like Tony Benn but there were also a new generation of loons.  Benn has the excuse of senility. The new loons are just thick. Government spending is actually increasing year on year.  The wicked Tories are spending more and more as the UK hurtles towards bankruptcy. What do they not understand?

As such I ask you for captions to this picture of assorted fruitcakes.



Please post your captions in the comments section below by 9 AM on Friday.

For what it is worth my caption is lifted from a quote from one delegate who attended the People’s Assembly. Yes he did actually say this.

We are marching to destroy capitalism so that we do not have to get a proper job

Last week I asked you for captions to this picture of a very old man with his soon to be ex wife

The winner by a country mile is Donalgarth for:

“Of course I'll win the case, I hacked her phone and I know exactly what the bitch has been up to.”

Excellent.

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