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Preparing for the Arrival of the Deluded Lefty in 5 hours – Checklist

Tom Winnifrith
Friday 12 July 2013

In five hours’ time, the deluded lefty, aka my partner will be here. As such intense preparation is underway. Checklist:

1. Shave – I have not bothered for a week. I have now bought shaving foam having had my last lot confiscated at Gatwick.

2. Ensure any inappropriate sites are not open on my laptop, viz The Mail online, AnnCoulter.com etc. Check. All done.

3. Move away from Spiros to the posher hotel she has booked. Hmmm. My plan is to leave here in a couple of hours. Arrive too early and there is a danger that I shall make too much mess of the new hotel room before she arrives. Spiros understands these matters and is allowing me to hang around.

4. Purge my mind of my deepest politically incorrect thoughts and prepare to behave for 12 solid days. Cripes…

As I warned last night the arrival of the bird means a go slow on the writing front as of tonight. Enjoy the break from me.

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Tom Winnifrith is the editor of TomWinnifrith.com. When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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