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The best of #ImvotingUKIPbecause – very funny twitter parody

Tom Winnifrith
Thursday 22 May 2014

Apparently Nigel Farage is rather upset by this stream of paradoy tweets on twitter. Come on Nigel you are going to win anyway so just sit back and laugh as there are some real gems there. In case you are not on twitter I bring you the best and also a note to My Mother in law (Dr Devedason) that my own contribution was just a little joke on my part and I am really looking forward to you coming over tomorrow.

Gary Oliver ‏@HarerTheDog  14s

#ImVotingUkipBecause my parents didn't come here from Ireland, to have to mix with bloody foreigners 

I AM GIROUD ‏@Andy_Orbell  7h

#ImVotingUkipBecause Mr sheen left smears on my mirror and it says on the bottle that he's polish

 

Paul Stevenson ‏@Gweilouk  14m

#ImVotingUkipBecause They'll send my wife back to Serbia and its cheaper than a divorce... ;-) #WhyImVotingUkip


Jack Bannister ‏@JackBannister94  1h

#ImVotingUkipBecause England are struggling against Sri Lanka so I‘d quite like them out of the country


Mrs A ‏@Tannyyx  3h

#ImVotingUkipBecause I'm mixed race and I wonder which half of me they will kick out first


Alex Bullement ‏@Bulle_94  3h

#ImVotingUkipBecause 1 in 4 doctors are non-British. Can't have foreigners going round saving lives and shit #noton

 

Scaramouche73 ‏@Scaramouche73  4h

#ImVotingUkipBecause I believe in diversity. The British aristocracy, the British Middle class and the British working class.

 

Adam Devlin ‏@Adam1Dev  8h

#ImVotingUkipBecause The bus drove straight pass me at the bus stop this morning and i strongly suspect the driver was Polish.

 

And on a similar #thread

 

James McMahon ‏@jamesjammcmahon  May 21

#WhyImVotingUkip Because I'm worried black people will start breeding with gay people and we'll create a master race of amazing dancers


Nicöle ‏@Nicole___Morris  2h

#WhyImVotingUkip because they are the first political party to recognise my ability, as a lesbian, to cause global warming

My own offering ( I rather hope my charming Indian mother in law is not reading)

because my mother-in-law is coming to stay this w/e and Nigel Farage will send her back home instead @TomWinnifrith

 

 

 

 

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